shoehorns (the ol' foot in the mouth)

this page will self-destruct in five minutes. this page will disappear as 
soon as i think of something else to place in the silver bird slot of my 
imagemap, just because i don't want to fool with making an entire new 
imagemap just because i want to take something off of my page... if you 
can't say something nice, don't say anything at all..thumper said that, 
and i think i would do go to listen...i swore, i promised, my entire 
reason for starting this silly thing was because i was sick at looking at 
ones that only seemed to hurt people, that made little jabbing remarks 
that would make the ones i love very sad indeed...so i wanted to make one 
to make people smile, to laugh, to jump around and dance, to look at it as 
if they were watching a movie and say "hey, look look! that's me! that's 
me!" but it really isn't turning out to be that at all, nothing like what 
i wanted... i mean, since this page is really for all of you, maybe i 
ought to take a vote? like mail me and let me know if you still want to 
know the silliness in alice's life? no, that's silly, it's going, it's as 
good as dead, just because it is too easy to hurt people with these 
things, and i am tired of hurting.

so enjoy why you may. the silver bird will be unavailable momentarily.