shoehorns (the ol' foot in the mouth)

this page will self-destruct in five minutes. this page will disappear as soon as i think of something else to place in the silver bird slot of my imagemap, just because i don't want to fool with making an entire new imagemap just because i want to take something off of my page... if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all..thumper said that, and i think i would do go to listen...i swore, i promised, my entire reason for starting this silly thing was because i was sick at looking at ones that only seemed to hurt people, that made little jabbing remarks that would make the ones i love very sad indeed...so i wanted to make one to make people smile, to laugh, to jump around and dance, to look at it as if they were watching a movie and say "hey, look look! that's me! that's me!" but it really isn't turning out to be that at all, nothing like what i wanted... i mean, since this page is really for all of you, maybe i ought to take a vote? like mail me and let me know if you still want to know the s
illiness in alice's life? no, that's silly, it's going, it's as good as dead, just because it is too easy to hurt people with these things, and i am tired of hurting. 

so enjoy why you may. the silver bird will be unavailable momentarily.