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/ Second Law of Business Meetings:        \
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| If there are two possible ways to spell |
| a person's name, you will pick the      |
| wrong one.                              |
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| Corollary:                              |
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| If there is only one way to spell a     |
\ name, you will spell it wrong, anyway.  /
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