Holler at your boy.

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 ?    BLAZED: Tales of Subliminal Congress     ? 19 November 2003 ?
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 ?            The Sixth Release: "Dissident Conformist"           ?
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 About an hour ago, as I was feeling rather pissed, I got blazed up 
 on some of that smoky stuff. I had been reading the Blazed text 
 zine and wanting to write something for it, so I figured it'd be a 
 good time to write a poem. It's nice and pissy with enough sarcasm 
 to fend off a horde of brain-thirsty zombies bent on world 
 domination. I hate zombies. Here's the poem, I hope you die while 
 reading it. *clears throat*
 
 "Dissident Conformist"
 
 I love authority,
 and I love cops,
 I love the judges,
 and I love God.
 
 I love rules,
 and I love laws,
 so make some more,
 for me to follow.
 
 I don't know,
 just how to think,
 so think of something,
 for me to do.
 
 I have no desire,
 I'm so satisfied,
 so damned happy,
 with discontent.
 
 I make my bed,
 and I mow my grass,
 I iron my clothes,
 and I fold them too.
  
 I don't drink,
 and I don't smoke,
 so don't offer me,
 a single toke.
  
 But gimme a liver,
 and a setta lungs,
 just in case,
 mine get lost.
  
 What did you say?
 Oh yes, I agree,
 not a contrary bone,
 in my whole body.
  
 Today is so special,
 and so unique,
 with 24 hours,
 like all the rest!
  
 Wooo! *Clap* for me dear anonymous
 text reader!
 Signing off, deadfred.


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