Last modified: 2025-12-01 16:50
       
        --- What I use on an almost daily basis --------------------------
       
       I've been planning for a /uses page for my website for a while but 
       I couldn't find the time and mood to create it. But, what do you 
       know, it's finally here.
       
       It's a very large list so expect frequent and many updates 
       (it's a work in progress). Oh, and each device gets to "say 
       something" in the blockquote - a little personal sass included.
       
        --- Computers / Laptops ------------------------------------------
       
        * Asus X401A
       
       The kitchen laptop, living proof that slow and steady can still 
       stream Netflix. With an Intel Celeron Dual-Core B820 at a blazing 
       1.70 GHz and 4GB of DDR3 RAM, it's like a tortoise with WiFi. 
       ChromeOS Flex keeps it alive, letting it handle Netflix, HBO Max, 
       Jellyfin, and the occasional tab without collapsing in dramatic 
       fashion. It's perfect for checking emails while pretending to cook.
       
           Do you really need 17 tabs open just to watch a cat video?
       
        * Asus ROG GL552VX
       
       My battle-wagon for actual work. Ubuntu Desktop 24.04, ready for 
       coding, server wrangling, or fending off digital dragons. Loud, 
       fast, basically the superhero of my home office. Can also double 
       as a heater in cold winters.
       
           I could crush your code... but I won't. Today.
       
        * Asus ExpertBook P2
       
       The cafe-roaming sidekick. Windows 11 because sometimes 
       schoolwork happens, and a dad's gotta provide the platform for 
       spreadsheets and Google Classroom chaos. Lightweight, reliable, 
       quietly judging my caffeine intake. Great for looking productive 
       while actually scrolling memes.
       
           Do you even lift ... your productivity?
       
        --- Servers ------------------------------------------------------
       
        * Ace Magician
       
       The ringmaster of my Docker circus. Always on. If this went down, 
       this page would vanish faster than a magician's rabbit. Docker 
       containers tremble in its presence. Treat it with respect. 
       It bites if ignored.
       
           Bow before me, mortals, and feed me electricity.
       
        * Lenovo M53
       
       I have 3 identical Lenovo M53's. The silent foot-soldiers. They 
       don't complain, they don't ask for attention, and they run like 
       caffeinated hamsters on a mission. My cluster would be lost without
       them. They are great for practicing zen patience while waiting for 
       builds.
       
           Another container? Bring it. We are ready.
       
        * Lenovo P510
       
       The new kid on the block. Part of the server swarm, full-time NAS, 
       silently judging me for stacking machines like a Tetris champion 
       gone rogue. Ideal for storing everything you've ever lost 
       digitally... including your dignity.
       
           I see everything... especially the files you didn't back up.
       
        --- Unninteruptible Power Supply ---------------------------------
       
        * APC Back-UPS ES 700
       
       My battery-powered guardian angel. Offers roughly 40 minutes of 
       "phew, the internet didn't die" time during power flickers. Unsung 
       hero of blackouts and surprise electrical drama. Never 
       underestimate the power of feeling like a tech wizard.
       
           I will protect your internet... unless the cat chews my cord.
       
       More details about the cluster can be found on
       
 (DIR)  Cluster information
       
        --- Connectivity -------------------------------------------------
       
        * Asus Wireless Router RT-AC5300
       
       The WiFi wizard of the apartment. Streams 1080p in every room, 
       supports every device, and somehow keeps the neighbors from 
       mooching my bandwidth... most of the time. Great for yelling 
       "Buffering? Not on my watch!"
       
           I see you, streaming in the bathroom... yes, even there.
       
       You can see it in the photo below:
       
 (IMG)  A photo of my 4 small computers and router
       
        --- Radios -------------------------------------------------------
       
        * Baofeng UV-5R
       
       My little secret-agent gadget. Perfect for chatting with neighbors,
       ham enthusiasts, or lost cats. Can it reach aliens? Optimism says 
       yes. Realistically... probably not. But it looks cool. Excellent 
       for feeling like James Bond at a BBQ.
       
           0% battery if you forget me again.
       
 (DIR)  Why You Need a Tiny Radio Like the Baofeng UV-5R
       
        * Baofeng UV-5RM Plus
       
       The fancier bigger brother of the UV-5R, slightly more serious but 
       still fun. Ideal for pretending I'm coordinating a covert mission 
       or just yelling across the park. Signal: surprisingly solid. 
       Cool factor: off the charts. Useful for dramatic emergency drills 
       in the backyard.
       
           Yes, I am the superior sibling. Bow down to my range.
       
 (DIR)  The Baofeng UV-5RM Plus: Frequency Copy Function
       
        --- Miscellaneous ------------------------------------------------
       
        * Keyboards & Mice
       Various clicky, clacky, and ergonomic devices to keep fingers 
       entertained and prevent serious productivity injuries.
           Stop hammering me... we both know you love it.
       
        * Monitors
       
       Big, small, ultrawide — anything that can display my desktop chaos 
       in glorious detail. More screens = more places to lose your focus.
       
           Yes, I can see everything... including that meme tab.
       
        * Headphones & Speakers
       
       From focused work sessions to guilty-pleasure music binges, sound 
       is always a priority. A pair of Beats Studio by Dre and another 
       pair of Baseus Encok WM01 Plus TWS are great for ignoring people 
       without being rude.
       
           Your playlist... questionable, but effective.
       
        * Cables & Hubs
       
       Nothing says "adulting" like owning enough USB adapters to open a 
       small electronics shop. Pretending to organize a museum of wires; 
       it helps cope with the chaos.
       
           I am chaos incarnate, yet still indispensable.
       
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