Published on : 2026-04-21 09:35
       
       Small Talk (but secure)
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       Gopher, Gemini, and HTTPS walk into a server.
       Gopher breaks the silence and starts first: "I brought a menu."
       Gemini nods: "I brought... calm text."
       HTTPS: "I brought encryption, certificates, and emotional baggage"
       
       They decide on having a coffee.
       
       HTTPS: "So what do you do?"
       Gopher: "I just said 'Menus'."
       Gemini: "Text, calm text."
       Both Gopher and Gemini look stunned ...
       HTTPS waits: "...and what else?"
       Gemini: "That's all."
       HTTPS drops a pile of JavaScript 📦 and says: 
       "I also have ... everything: React, Angular, Vue, Analytics and 
       something experimental I wrote at 3AM."
       Gopher poked the pile with a stick: "Is it ... safe ?"
       Gemini: "Define safe."
       
       Speed Test
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       A request comes in.
       
       Gopher: done.
       Gemini: done.
       HTTPS: "Establishing secure connection... negotiating TLS ..."
       
       Gemini finishes a second request. Gopher and Gemini are already 
       on their second coffee. 
       Gemini goes ahead and makes 2 more coffees.
       
       Monetization
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       HTTPS: "So, how do you make money?"
       Gemini: "Are you getting getting money for this?"
       Gopher: "What's money???"
       
       Conclusions
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       HTTPS: "Maybe I'm... too much?"
       Gemini: "You're like a sandwich with 19 ingredients when all you 
       needed was bread, salami and cheese..."
       Gopher: "You're like a fridge that needs WiFi in order to keep 
       those necessarry beers cold!"
       
       Silence. Another request arrives.
       
       Gemini: instant
       Gopher: instant
       Both Gemini and Gopher leave.
       
       HTTPS: is still delivering cookies🍪 , a newsletter popup, the 
       "Download our app" banner and starts autoplaying videos nobody 
       asked for...
       
       User: closes tab, goes outside! 🌳
       
       HTTPS: "I still had to reload the page for dark mode 🌙😔 ..."
       HTTPS starts buffering emotionally: 
       "I also added AI recommendations..."
       
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