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                    G E N E R A T I O N S  B E H I N D

                       hANS mAISER of FCS presents:


   M A R R I E D   W I T H   C H I L D R E N   E P I S O D E   G U I D E


                                 By Dean Adams


                            R E G U L A R   C A S T

               Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy
               Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy
               David Garrison ...................... Steve Rhoades
               Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades
               Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy
               David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy
               Buck the Dog ........................ Buck







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                     F I R S T   S E A S O N   ( 1 9 8 7 )
                                        
                                        
                        P R O D U C T I O N   S T A F F

           Created by .......................... Michael G. Moye
                                                 Ron Leavitt
                                        
           Supervising Producer ................ Katherine Green
                                                 Richard Gurman
                                        
           Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
                                                 Ron Leavitt

           Producer ............................ John Maxwell Anderson
           Associate Producer .................. Barbara Blachut Cramer
           Executive Story Editor .............. Sandy Sprung
                                                 Marcy Vosburgh
                                        
           Program Consultant .................. Ellen L. Fogle
           Director (primary) .................. Linda Day
           Associate Director .................. Gerry Cohen
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            "PILOT"  (101)                        "THINNERGY"  (102)
            001.  04/05/87                          002. 04/12/87

WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt  WRITER: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt

After 15 years of marriage and two      Marcy gives Peg a diet book called
kids, Chicagoans Al and Peggy have      Thinnergy and seeking to inject more
settled into a peaceful coexistence -   energy into their lives - and bedroom
disturbed only by the verbal volleys    - Peggy tries to get Al to join her on
they exchange while awake.  The opener  the diet.  Fat chance.  Life is not
introduces the Bundys to newlywed       the same in the Bundy house, until Al
neighbors Steve and Marcy Rhoades.  We  can get her to give it up.
also meet Luke, Al's swinging single
co-worker at the shoe store.  Peg       Sandy ............ Elizabeth Edwards
wants Marcy and Steve to come over, so
stops Al go to a basketball game.

Customer #1 ...... Diana Bellamy
Customer #2 ...... Sue Ann Gilfillan
Tawny ............ Linda Dona
Arnold ........... Victor Di Mattia
Luke Ventura ..... Ritch Shydner
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"BUT I DIDN'T SHOOT THE DEPUTY"  (104)     "WHOSE ROOM IS IT ANYWAY"  (106)
            003. 04/19/87                           004. 04/26/87

WRITER: Ron Burla                       WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh
                                        DIRECTOR: Zane Buzby
There is a crime spree in the
neighborhood.  Steve and Marcy buy a    Steve and Marcy plan to add a room
guard dog after their house is robbed,  onto the house with their tax refund
Al and Peggy buy a gun to protect       money.  Al convinces Steve to make it
themselves.  A noise in the night       a pool room, while Peggy and Marcy
tests both defenses.                    decide on an exercise room.  Who will
                                        win?
Muldoon .......... Thomas Hill
Bronson .......... J. Jay Saunders
Norris ........... Frank Lloyd







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"HAVE YOU DRIVEN A FORD LATELY"  (105)   "16 YEARS & WHAT DO YOU GET"  (103)
            005. 05/03/87                           006. 05/10/87
                                        
WRITERS: Richard Gurman & Katherine     WRITERS: Katherine Green & Richard
Green                                   Gurman
                                        
Al and Steve find a common bond as      Neither Peggy nor Al can to stick to
they restore a '65 Mustang; Peg and     an agreement not to exchange gifts on
Marcy find a bond in detesting their    their 16th anniversary, but Al comes
husbands' all-consuming project.        home empty-handed when his credit-
                                        card is rejected for being over its
                                        limit.  It seems that everyone else
                                        has maxed out the card, buying
                                        presents for themselves and Al.

                                        Violinist ........ Walter Olkewicz
                                        Marcel ........... Elias Zarou
                                        Salesman ......... Don Draper
                                        Mr. Conner ....... Richard Sanders
                                        
                                        
                                        
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 "MARRIED... WITHOUT CHILDREN"  (109)          "THE POKER GAME"  (110)
            007. 05/17/87                           008. 05/24/87
                                        
WRITERS: Ralph R. Farquhar, Story:      WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye
Matt Geller                             DIRECTOR: Brian Levant
                                        
Marcy and Steve learn once is enough    Steve feels "the rhythm of the game"
after volunteering to care for Kelly    and decides to sit in with Al and his
and Bud while Al and Peg have a         poker cronies.  He loses his paycheck
weekend away at a motel.                to Al in the process.
                                        
Dweep ............ Gunther Jensen       Lisa ............. Sue Ann Gilfillan
Sean ............. Noah Blake           Norris ........... Frank Lloyd
Debbie ........... Liane Curtis         E.J. ............. James Lashly
                                        Bum .............. William Utay
                                        Barney ........... Steve Susskind
                                        Russ ............. Garrett Morris
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
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     "PEGGY SUE GOT WORK"  (108)             "AL LOSES HIS CHERRY"  (107)
            009. 05/31/87                           010. 06/07/87
                                        
WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle                  WRITERS: Marcy Vosburgh and Sandy
                                        Sprung and Arlando Smith
To get the VCR that Al won't buy her,   
Peg gets a job in a department store,   Al gets a firsthand look at Luke's
which threatens the "fun" of the Bundy  swinging-singles life when he takes
marriage.                               refuge at Luke's bachelor pad rather
                                        than return home to a fight with
Mr. Pond ......... Ernie Sabella        Peggy.
Mr. Hugo ......... Irwin Keyes          
Woman #1 ......... Jeryl Jagoda         Terry Cherry ..... Jerry Hall
Woman #2 ......... Regina Leeds         Sherry Cherry .... Pamela Bowman
                                        Luke Ventura ..... Ritch Shydner
                                        Delilah .......... Estelle Harris
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
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  "NIGHTMARE ON AL'S STREET"  (112)           "WHERE'S THE BOSS"  (111)
            011. 06/14/87                           012. 06/21/87
                                        
WRITER: Michael G. Moye                 WRITERS: Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung
                                        
Steve is out of town and Marcy becomes  After mistakenly thinking the shoe
a nervous wreck when a romance-minded   store owner Gary is dead, Al decides
Al begins appearing nightly in her      to quit the shoe business if he
dreams.                                 doesn't get some personal recognition
                                        from the boss he has never seen.
                                        
       "JOHNNY BE GONE"  (113)          Gary .............. Geoffrey Scott
            013. 06/28/87               Guard ............ Billy Beck
                                        Happy ............. J.J. Johnston
WRITERS: Katherine Green & Richard      Ed ............... Lewis Arquette
Gurman                                  Bart .............. Rick Waln
                                        Donna ............ Amanda Sherman
Problems for Kelly and Bud make Al and  Nancy ............. Diana Bellamy
Peggy delay their departure for  the    Teddy ............ Vonni Ribisi
closing bash at their favorite          
hamburger joint, "Johnny B Goods".      
                                        
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                S E C O N D   S E A S O N    ( 1 9 8 7 - 8 8 )
                                        
                                        
                        P R O D U C T I O N   S T A F F
                                        
           Supervising Producer ................ Katherine Green
                                                 Richard Gurman
                                        
           Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
                                                 Ron Leavitt
                                        
           Producer ............................ Sandy Sprung
                                                 Marcy Vosburgh
                                        
           Associate Producer .................. Barbara Blachut Cramer
           Story Editor ........................ Ellen L. Fogle
                                                 Ralph R. Farquhar
                                        
           Director (primary) .................. Linda Day
           Associate Director .................. Gerry Cohen
                                        
                                        
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"POPPY'S BY THE TREE (Part-1)"  (202)   "POPPY'S BY THE TREE (Part-2)"  (203)
            014. 09/27/87                           015. 09/27/87
                                        
WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt  WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt
                                        
The Bundys begin their second season    Conclusion.  Peg spoils the family's
with a vacation in Dumpwater, Florida,  fun when she is kidnapped by the axe
at a cut-rate motel where an axe        murderer and Al has to rescue her.
murderer who hates tourists shows up    
every five years and the locals bet on  Killer ........... Vic Polizos
the time he will strike next.           
                                        
Delbert .......... Gary Grubbs              "IF I WERE A RICH MAN"  (204)
Kelly's boyfriend. Dan Gauthier                     016. 10/04/87
Sheriff .......... Richard Paul         
Roy .............. Charlie Dell         WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh
Dottie ........... Sandy Sprung *       
Gloria ........... Becky Phelps         Al & Steve visit the vault at Steve's
Becky ............ Kim Morgan Greene    bank and the next day $1 million
Harold ........... Bill Marcus          dollars is reporting missing.  Al is
Beany ............ Ian Pat Williams     then treated like a king by Peggy and
                                        the kids when they think he has money.
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       "BUCK CAN DO IT"  (201)           "GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN 1"  (206)
            017. 10/11/87                           018. 10/18/87
                                        
WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt  WRITERS: Tracy Gamble & Richard Vakcy
                                        
Al is loath to have Buck the dog        A beef with Steve sends Marcy out for
neutered, despite the threat of a       an evening with Peggy and the girls
lawsuit from neighbors angered by       for her first peek at a male strip
Buck's "carnal trespassing" and the     club, Troy's.  Marcy loses her
resulting "stupid, ugly puppies".       composure and then her wedding ring,
                                        which slips into a dancer's briefs as
Buck (in dream) .. Derek McGrath        she slips him a tip.  [Note:
Chainsaw ......... Dick Durock          originally shown as a 1-hour episode]
Mr. Pittman ...... Mitchell Greenberg   
                                        Zorro ............ Billy Hufsey
                                        Wanda ........... Lisa Kahofer
                                        Fanny ............ La Rue Stanley
                                        Sheila .......... Judy Kain
                                        Ernest ........... Joey D. Viera
                                        Bouncer ......... Richard Brose
                                        Louise ........... Charlotte Crossley
                                        Skippy .......... Mike Christian
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Leon ............. Nick Montgomerey        "FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS"  (205)
Host/Announcer .. George Solomon                    020. 10/25/87
Cowboy ........... Christopher Whalley  
Mervyn .......... Steve Guri            WRITER: Richard Gurman & Katherine
Construction Worker .. Doug Donatelli   Green
                                        
                                        Al's beef with the phone company has
 "GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN 2"  (207)   neighbors and family wanting his hide
            019. 10/18/87               after the Bundy phone service is cut
                                        off.  Al refuses to pay a large phone
WRITERS: Tracy Gamble & Richard Vaczy   bill.  There is also a light outside
                                        the house that he doesn't like.
Conclusion.  Zorro the stripper shows   
up on Al's doorstep with Marcy's        
missing ring.  He then gives it to              "BORN TO WALK"  (208)
Steve, who eventually confronts Marcy               021. 11/01/87
with it in the bedroom.                 
                                        WRITER: John Vorhaus
                                        
                                        Kelly gets her driver's license - on
                                        the same day that Al fails the test
                                        for his license renewal.
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     "ALLEY OF THE DOLLS"  (209)              "THE RAZOR'S EDGE"  (210)
            022. 11/08/87                           023. 11/15/87
                                        
WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh  WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle
                                        
Victory seems assured when Steve        Steve goes away on a river rafting
agrees to become a Bundy for a family   trip, and when he comes back he has a
bowling match against Peg's arch rival  beard.  Marcy and Steve argue over his
from high school, but Bud has thrown    refusal to shave it off, which prompts
his bowling-lesson money into the       Steve to move in with the Bundys.
gutter.                                 
                                        
Mimi ............. Deborah Harmon       
Roscoe ........... Darren Modder        
Chuck ............ Bill Kalmenson       
Didi ............. Jennifer Sophia      
Frank ............ Larry Spinak         
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
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  "HOW DO YOU SPELL REVENGE?"  (211)             "EARTH ANGEL"  (212)
            024. 11/22/87                           025. 12/06/87
                                        
WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar               WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle
                                        
Al demands that Peggy improve her       There's a new harmony in the Bundy
softball skills - or she is off the     house, the neighborhood, and the world
team.  Meanwhile Kelly's new boyfriend  in general after Bud discovers a 21-
asks her to prove her love - by         year-old art student named Tiffany in
getting a tattoo.                       the park and brings her home.
                                        Everyone likes her except Marcy, who
Brian ............ Kris Kamm            plots to get rid of her.
Jimmy ....... John Dennis Johnston      
                                        Tiffany .......... Dawn Merrick
                                        Sheila ........... Judy Kain
                                        Fanny ............ La Rue Stanley
                                        Fern ............. Lana Schwab
                                        Larry ............ Gene Le Bell
                                        Norris ........... Frank Lloyd
                                        Dennis ........... John Wesley
                                        Barney ........... Steve Susskind
                                        Louise ........... Charlotte Crossley
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    "YOU BETTER WATCH OUT"  (213)              "GUYS AND DOLLS"  (214)
            026. 12/20/87                           027. 01/10/88
                                        
WRITERS: Katherine Green & Richard      WRITERS:  Sandy Sprung & Marcy
Gurman                                  Vosburgh
                                        
The Bundys' christmas eve is            Al and Steve engineer a major-league
interrupted by a nontraditional visit   deal: they buy two classic baseball
from Santa Claus, who misses his        cards with the money obtained by
scheduled arrival at a shopping mall    selling Marcy's 20-year-old Barbie
when his parachute fails to open and    doll, the one she's been saving for
he instead plummets into the Bundy      the daughter she hopes to have
back yard.                              someday.  They are then forced to go
                                        out and find the doll in the streets.
Coroner .......... Mike Hagerty         
Mr. Mallman ...... David Ruprecht       Cop .............. Nick De Mauro
Nestor ........... Michael Faustino     
Carl ............. Edan Gross           
Delivery Boy ..... Robert Petkoff       
                                        
                                        
                                        
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  "BUILD A BETTER MOUSETRAP"  (215)       "MASTER THE POSSIBILITIES"  (216)
            028. 01/24/88                           029. 02/07/88
                                        
TELEPLAY: Michael G. Moye & Ron         WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye
Leavitt                                 
STORY: J. Stanford Parker               The Bundys, under the impression that
                                        you don't have to pay for anything
There's a mouse in the Bundy house,     you didn't order, go on a spending
but Al disdains using a professional    spree and then some, when the postman
exterminator, especially when the       leaves a new credit card addressed to
battle becomes "personal".  Al will     Buck the dog.
stop at nothing to get the mouse, even  
if it means wrecking the house.         Hiram Massey ..... Bill Erwin
                                        Hon .............. Debi A. Monahan
Wally ............ Patrick T. O'Brien   Bellboy .......... Jim Keily
                                        Paula ............ Caryn Wells
                                        Kristi ........... Christi Allen
                                        Frieda ........... Linda Lutz
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
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 "PEGGY LOVES AL - YEAH, YEAH"  (217)         "THE GREAT ESCAPE"  (218)
            030. 02/14/88                           031. 02/21/88
                                        
WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar               WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle
DIRECTER: Gerry Cohen                   
                                        While the Bundy house is being
On Valentine's Day, Kelly hauls in a    fumigated for termites, the family
load of valentines and Steve is giving  stays at the shoe store, where a
Marcy a trip to Hawaii.  Meanwhile,     grounded Kelly plots an escape to a
Bud holds a vigil at the mailbox,       rock concert.
waiting for his first valentine and     
Peg awaits a decision on whether or     Jade ............. Teri Weigel
not she'll get the gift she wants from  Trish ............ Barbara Belmonte
Al - for him to say  "I love you".      Heather .......... Hope Marie Carlton
[Note: when originally broadcast, this  Jackie ........... Kim Anderson
episode ended with a phone number for   Mitzi ............ Barbara Schillaci
viewers to call and vote on what Al     Termite Boss ..... Cliff Bemis
should say.  Later on that night, they  
played the ending.  The vote was 67%    
in favor of Al saying "I Love You".]    
                                        
April May June .... Lihann Jones        
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         "IM-PO-DENT"  (219)            "JUST MARRIED... WITH CHILDREN"  (220)
            032. 02/28/88                           033. 03/06/88
                                        
WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh  WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle
                                        
Marcy lives to regret driving - and     While going through Steve and Marcy's
denting - Steve's new Mercedes,         mail, Al and Peg find and fill out an
particularly when she learns she has    application for a game show ("How do I
less to live for.  To get back at her   love thee?"), where the object is a
Steve feigns impotence and tricks       Bundy natural: surviving torture.  The
Marcy into being his household          Bundys go on the show pretending to be
servant.                                Steve and Marcy.  Steve and Marcy then
                                        show up at the end of the game show as
                                        Al and Peggy.  The husband who
                                        survives the most abuse will be the
                                        winner.
                                        
                                        Bink Winkleman ... David Leisure
                                        Lovely Zelda ..... Jessie Scott
                                        Mona Squab ....... Catherine Rusoff
                                        Roland Squab ..... Geoff Pierson
                                        
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         "FATHER LODE"  (221)                 "ALL IN THE FAMILY"  (222)
            034. 03/13/88                           035. 05/01/88
                                        
WRITER: Jerry Perzigian                 WRITERS: Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung
                                        
Al goes to great lengths to keep his    Peggy's eccentric relatives visit the
race-track winnings a secret from Peg.  Bundy house, including battling uncles
                                        and singing and dancing triplet aunts,
Jade ............. Teri Weigel          whose show-biz career is threatened by
                                        Al's advice.
                                        
                                        Uncle Irwin ...... King Kong Bundy
                                        The Wanker Triplets .. Milly, Elena
                                                           and Eadie Del Rubio
                                        Uncle Otto ....... James "Gypsy" Haake
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
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                  T H I R D   S E A S O N   ( 1 9 8 8 - 8 9 )
                                        
                      P R O D U C T I O N   S T A F F
                                        
           Producer ............................ Sandy Sprung
                                                 Marcy Vosburgh
                                        
           Supervising Producer ................ Richard Gurman
           Co-Executive Producer ............... Katherine Green
                                        
           Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
                                                 Ron Leavitt
                                        
           Associate Producer .................. Barbara Blachut Cramer
           Script Supervisor ................... Kevin Curran
           Creative Consultant ................. Arthur Silver
           Executive Script Consultant ......... Ellen L. Fogle
           Executive Story Editor .............. Ralph R. Farquhar
           Story Editor ........................ Stacie Lipp
                                                 Larry Jacobsen
                                        
           Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen
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     "HE THOUGHT HE COULD"  (302)          "I'M GOING TO SWEATLAND"  (303)
            036. 11/06/88                           037. 11/20/88
                                        
WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye  TELEPLAY: Pamela Wick & Susan Cridland
                                        
The third season opens with Al          Suspicious minds question Peggy's
achieving dubious fame for his furtive  claim that she saw Elvis at the mall,
attempts to return the library copy of  until Marcy notices that one of Al's
"The Little Engine That Could" that he  shirts has a perspiration stain in
checked out in 1957 while in            the shape of the King's face.  The
Elementary school.  He goes to return   house is then overrun by Elvis fans.
it and finds the same fat librarian     
that was there when he was a kid.       Dottie ........... Nancy Skelton
                                        Edna ............. Justine Lenore
DeGroot .......... Lu Leonard           Margo ............ Michelle Milantoni
Young Al ......... Edan Gross           Elvis? ........... Ron Stein
Lenny ............ Brandon Bluhm        Alajandro ........ Rawley Valverde
Book Boy ......... Joseph Dammann       Ollie ............ Ken Minyard
                                        Mrs. Webstock .... Tifni Twitchell
                                        Lew .............. Bob Arthur
                                        Samantha ......... Sadie Chrestman
                                        Clyde ............ Bruce Liberty
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          "POKE HIGH"  (304)                   "A PERIOD PIECE"  (301)
            038. 11/27/88                           039. 12/11/88
                                        
WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar               WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh
                                        
A high-school football player is        Al and Steve mourn what might have
threatening two Bundy scoring records,  been when the women in their lives
one held by Al - and the other by       accompany them on a fishing trip to a
Kelly.                                  cabin in the woods.  Unfortunately, it
                                        seems that its the wrong time of the
Matt ............. Beau Dremann         month for Peg, Marcy and Kelly.
Kitty ............ Ria Pavia            
Ms. Mount ........ Cynthia Songe        [Note: the "censored" title for this
Mr. Groggs ....... Carey Eidel          episode is "The Camping Show".]
Coach ............ Greg White           
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
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      "A DUMP OF MY OWN"  (305)             "HER CUPS RUNNETH OVER"  (306)
            040. 01/08/89                           041. 01/15/89
                                        
WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt  WRITERS: Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung
                                        
The Bundys endure sacrifices as Al      To cheer up Peggy on her birthday, Al
devotes himself to his lifelong dream:  and Steve travel to Wisconsin and
building his personal exclusive         "Francine's of Hollywood" (whose motto
executive washroom, in the garage,      is "If you've got the boulders, we've
with the centerpiece being a mighty     got the holders"), where lies the
Ferguson toilet - for a Man's flush.    solution to Peggy's clothing crisis -
                                        a missing bra.
                                        
                                        Policeman ........ Deron McBee
                                        Muffy ............ April Wayne
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
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 "THE BALD AND THE BEAUTIFUL"  (307)           "THE GYPSY CRIED"  (309)
            042. 01/29/89                           043. 02/05/89
                                        
WRITERS: Jules Dennis & Richard         WRITER: Richard Gurman
Mueller / John Sgueglia                 
                                        A psychic sees good things for Steve,
Desperate men take desperate measures:  Al and Peggy, but tragedy is in the
Al and Steve put their heads together   cards for Marcy, who insists that the
seeking solutions to impending          lucky ones accompany her as insurance
baldness.  Steve tries joining a club   on a business flight to New York.
for bald men and takes Al along with    
him.                                    Madame Olga ...... Carmen Zapata
                                        Fluffy ........... Sandra Wild
Lance ............ Graham Jarvis        Fred ............. Steve Bean
Jim .............. Jim Maniaci          Vandergelder ..... F. William Parker
Amber ............ Kay Wolf             Vicky ............ Barbara Alyn Woods
Crystal .......... Therese Kablan       
Murray ........... Henry G. Sanders     
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
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  "REQUIEM FOR A DEAD BARBER"  (308)        "I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT"  (310)
            044. 02/12/89                           045. **/**/**
                                        
WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye  WRITERS: Jeanne Baruch & Jeanne Romano
/ James E. Hornbeck                     
                                        In an attempt to revive their sex
After the death of his longtime         life, Peg (at Marcy's suggestion),
barber, Al lets his hair down - way     lures Al to the Hop-On-Inn motel.
down, rather than tolerate a visit to   There they discover a couple of
a "stylist" and a "salon."              familiar faces on the adult video
                                        channel: Steve and Marcy.  When Steve
Mr. Adonis ....... Kenny Sacha          points out that Al and Peg must have
Mr. Ron .......... Steve Levy           been taped too, Al and Marcy want to
Russ ............. Garrett Morris       break some legs, while Peg and Steve
Louie ............ Vito D'Ambrosio      want to sue.  In court, the details of
Murphy ........... Charlie              the Bundys' sex life leave the jury so
Fran ............. Stacy Alden          unimpressed that they award them
Norris ........... Frank Lloyd          nothing, but Steve and Marcy's
Barney ........... Steve Susskind       performance was worth $10,000.
Eduardo .......... Harry Hart-Browne    
                                        [Note: this episode was never
                                        broadcast as scheduled, because of
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many disagreements between the show's            "EATIN' OUT"  (311)
producers and the Fox network                       046. 02/19/89
censors.]                               
                                        WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh
Ms. Weigel ....... Lora Zane            
Judge ............ Lillian Lehman       A family dinner at a fine restaurant
Jury Foreman ..... Ken Thorley          is how the Bundys decide to spend a
                                        windfall (an inheritance check for
                                        $250), but its apparent that fine
                                        dining in public is not a regular part
                                        of the Bundy lifestyle.
                                        
                                        Paul ............. Michael Tulin
                                        Harold ........... Tom Tully
                                        Harold's Wife .... Mary Jo Kirwan
                                        Photo Girl ....... Dona Speir
                                        Maitre'D . Clement Von Franckenstein
                                        Waiter No.1 ...... William Rogers
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
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       "MY MOM, THE MOM"  (312)           "CAN'T DANCE, DON'T ASK ME"  (313)
            047. 02/26/89                           048. 03/12/89
                                        
TELEPLAY: Lesa Kite & Cindy Begel,      TELEPLAY: Robert Ulin
STORY: Jan Rosenbloom                   STORY: Gabrielle Topping
                                        
While Al teaches responsibility and     After Kelly's prank on the tap-dancing
the meaning of the dollar to Bud,       club, the principal dictates she
Peggy does the same, in her own         either join the club (of "geeks and
inimitable style, to anyone who will    dweebs") or leave school, which would
listen during Mother-Daughter Career    leave her without a daily hot meal.
Day at Kelly's school.                  Kelly must then do a Tap Dance
                                        recital, but she drops the idea at the
Judge Spivak ..... Teri Ralston         last minute and does something
Jade ............. Teri Weigel          slightly more exciting (and erotic).
Susan ............ Deborah Levin        Also, Al gives the Bundy credo as:
Becky ............ Julie Condra         "When one Bundy is embarrassed, the
                                        rest of us feel better about
                                        ourselves."  We also find out that Al
                                        buys clothes at "Bob's Pre-Owned Socks
                                        'n Stuff".
                                        
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Mrs. Wicker ...... Bunny Summers            "THE HARDER THEY FALL"  (315)
Mr. Wormer ....... Sandy Helberg                    050. 03/26/89
Bruno ............ Jesse Borrego        
                                        WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle
                                        
"A THREE JOB, NO INCOME FAMILY"  (314)  While driving Peggy back from the
            049. 03/19/89               video store, Steve gets cut off in
                                        traffic and Peg gives the guy the
WRITER: Richard Gurman                  finger.  Steve is then afraid of a
                                        violent reprisal, when he is followed
After Peggy gets a "job" of selling     home by the man.  Al convinces Steve
herself Patty-Girl makeup, Al tries     to take the first punch and he ends up
to regain some financial respect by     knocking out a midget.
taking a second job at a fast food      
place: Burger Trek.                     Mr. Williams ..... Daniel Frishman
                                        
Heather .......... Teresa Ganzel        
Captain .......... Pauly Shore          
Shep ............. Christian Jacobs     
Butch ............ Dylan Kussman        
                                        
                                        
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   "THE HOUSE THAT PEG LOST"  (316)        "MARRIED... WITH QUEEN 1"  (317)
            051. 04/09/89                           052. 04/23/89
                                        
WRITER: Steve Granat & Mel Sherer       WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle
                                        
After asking the Bundys to watch their  Peggy spends $2,800 in an effort to
house while they're away, Steve and     get elected queen at her high school
Marcy return to find a big hole where   reunion, but she may be outdone by
their house once stood.  Meanwhile,     arch rival Connie Bender.
Kelly has a slumber party for her       
friends, but Bud disrupts it and turns  Connie ........... Lisa Raggio
things into a riot.                     Jack ............. Jack Yates
                                        Vicky ............ Catherine Carlen
Lauren ........... Allison Barron       Edna ............. Carol Mansell
Karen ............ Kristen Pearcey      Silky ............ Barbara Belmonte
Charlene ......... Laurie Plaksin       Go-Go Dancer ..... Andrea Parker
Tasha ............ Tracy Justrich       Velour ........... Patricia Matthews
Workman .......... Jonathan Coogan      Sumo Yohiro ...... Betty Muramoto
TV Announcer ..... Howard Stevens       
                                        
                                        
                                        
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   "MARRIED... WITH QUEEN 2"  (318)     Linda ............ Lisa Donovan
            053. 04/30/89               Melinda .......... Laura Mellencamp
                                        Sable ............ Lynne Austin
WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle                  Eli .............. David L. Lander
                                        Larry Fleishman .. Bill Bateman
Conclusion.  Peggy stands to lose the   
crown to Connie until Al finally        
stands up to Connie's husband Jack.          "THE DATELESS AMIGO"  (320)
Meanwhile Bud and Kelly crash the                   054. 05/07/89
party for some real food.               
                                        WRITER: Sara V. Finney & Vida Spears
Connie ........... Lisa Raggio          
Jack ............. Jack Yates           After his friends both find dates, Bud
Tim Potter ....... Bill Applebaum       is desperately seeking Susan - or any
Eli .............. Richard Jeni         girl who'll date him - while Al comes
Jimbo ............ Robert Schuch        up with a million-dollar invention
Milton ........... Eric Tull            that looks desperate.  Al takes the
Vicky ............ Catherine Carlen     battery and headlights out of his car
Speedy ........... Ric Stoneback        and straps them on Kelly, thereby
Rick ............. John Apicella        inventing "Shoe Lights".
Geena ............ Lynda Lenet          
Thelma ........... Claudia Harrington   Teddy ............ Vonni Ribisi
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Boz .............. Stephen Dorff               "LIFE'S A BEACH"  (321)
Lisa ............. Heather Hopper                   056. 05/21/89
Caroline ......... Christy Johnson      
                                        WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar
                                        
      "THE COMPUTER SHOW"  (319)        Seeking more family togetherness, Al
            055. 05/14/89               declares "Bundy Day at the Beach,"
                                        where the kids compete to find new
WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar               flames, while an old flame finds Al.
                                        
If a computer can't fetch your          Marilyn Beamis ... Morgan Brittany
slippers, there doesn't seem to be any  Tina ............. Candy Hutson
reason for having it, reasons Al.  So   Chris ............ Brice Alan
Peggy buys one, ostensibly for the      Lucy ............. Christi Allen
kids' schoolwork, but it gets more use  Lifeguard ........ Pete Steinfeld
as a hat rack.                          Jill ............. Amber Susa
                                        Wendy ............ Sandra Alexander
Computer Voice ... Nick Toth            Mark ............. Gary Mauro
                                        Betsy ............ Marilyn Pitzer
                                        Sandy ............ Tracy Burton
                                        Kid No. 1 ........ Michael Faustino
                                        Luana ............ Marcy Austin
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Beach Boy ........ Saman                
                                        
                                        
"HERE'S LOOKIN' AT YOU, KID"  (322)     
            057. 08/27/89               
                                        
TELEPLAY: Jeanne Baruch & Jeanne        
Romano                                  
STORY: Len O'Neill                      
                                        
Al goes the distance to placate Peggy,  
who's peeved that the neighborhood      
peeper has yet to peep at her.          
Meanwhile, Bud tutors Kelly so she can  
pass the tests to make senior.          
                                        
Fanny ............ LaRue Stanley        
Fifi ............. Luann Lee            
Marsha ........... Shirley Prestia      
Mrs. McGinty ..... Delores Albin        
Lois ............. Healy Cunningham     
                                         -----------------MORE-------------->>>
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                 F O U R T H   S E A S O N   ( 1 9 8 9 - 9 0 )
                                        
                                        
                        P R O D U C T I O N   S T A F F
                                        
           Supervising Producer ................ Kevin Curran
           Co-Executive Producer ............... Arthur Silver
                                                 Katherine Green
                                                 Ellen L. Fogle
                                        
           Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
                                                 Ron Leavitt
                                        
           Co-Producer ......................... Barbara Blachut Cramer
           Story Editor ........................ Kevin Curran
           Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt
           Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
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      "HOT OFF THE GRILL"  (401)         "DEAD MEN DON'T DO AEROBICS"  (402)
            058. 09/03/89                           059. 09/10/89
                                        
WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt  WRITER: Katherine Green
                                        
The Bundys' fourth season begins with   A two-week visit from "the healthiest
a Labor Day barbecue, a major turn-on   man in Chicago" evolves into a test of
for Al, as is the sight of Peggy        wills between contest-winner Peggy and
laboring mightily to make everything    the TV aerobics instructor who makes
just right for his creation of          her pant in ways other than she wants.
"special" Bundy burgers.                At the end of the week, we learn who
Unfortunately, one of the special       had the strongest will when Jim is
ingredients turns out to be the ashes   sitting on the couch eating bon-bons.
of Marcy's dead aunt.                   Unfortunately for Peg, he also dies.
                                        
                                        [NOTE: the episode ends with the
                                        following message - "This show is
                                        dedicated to our brother the mighty
                                        cockroach.  Let him show us the way."]
                                        
                                        Jim Jupiter ...... Tom Lahm
                                        Bunny ............ Michele Smith
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Lola ............. Katy Eickstaedt         "TOOTH AND CONSEQUENCES"  (404)
                                                    061. 10/01/89
      "BUCK SAVES THE DAY"  (403)       
            060. 09/24/89               TELEPLAY: Sheldon Krasner & David
                                        Saling
WRITERS: Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung  STORY: Will Rogers
                                        
The Bundy kids need to raise money for  Excruciating pain forces Al to see
concert tickets: Bud sells Al "Dan'l"   Marcy's dentist, a man dedicated to
Bundy as a camping guide and Kelly      his profession almost as much as he is
fleeces Peggy's friends at poker.  Al   to this week's dental assistant.
and Steve then have to take a bunch of  
kids camping.                           Dr. Plierson ..... Joe Flaherty
                                        T.C./Assistant ... Traci Lords
Joey ............. Michael Faustino     Bill ............. Scott Garrison
Fern ............. Lana Schwab          
Louise ........... Charlotte Crossley   
Victor ........... Aeryk Egan           
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
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"HE AIN'T MUCH, BUT HE'S MINE"  (405)           "FAIR EXCHANGE"  (406)
            062. 10/08/89                           063. 10/29/89
                                        
WRITER: Lisa Rosenthal                  WRITER: Al Aiderman
                                        
A beauty-parlor discussion with a       The Bundys can feast on the $500 a
well-kept woman makes Peggy think her   month they receive for hosting a
very own Al is the keeper.  Meanwhile,  foreign exchange student, but the
Marcy suffers from a bad hairstyle      beautiful French visitor turns Kelly's
that makes her look like Peggy.         social life to famine.
                                        
Ginger ........... Elizabeth Keifer     Yvette ........... Milla Jovovich
Molly ............ Kimmy Robertson      Myron ............ Richard Israel
Renee ...........Vernee Watson Johnson  Hank ............. Gregg Thomsen
Sonya ............ Brenda Lilly         Bob ...... Douglas Bryant Johnson
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
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  "DESPERATELY SEEKING MISS OCTOBER"              "976-SHOE"  (408)
         (407)  064. 11/05/89                       065. 11/12/89
                                        
WRITERS: Arthur Silver & Steve Bing     WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh
                                        
When a playmate comes into Al's store,  Steve may be booted out of his bank
he is eager to get home and look up     after he okays a $50,000 loan to Al,
her issue.  But Al is a broken man      who has plans afoot for a new phone
when he finds that Peggy has sold his   service to solve shoe problems.  Al
family heirloom (the meticulously       becomes "Dr. Shoe" at 555-SHOE - but
cared-for collection of Playboy         nobody calls, despite his TV ads.
magazines), to buy a good-luck charm    Marcy tries to help by loaning him
to win the lottery.  Ed O'Neill plays   another $50,000 from her bank to repay
the ghost of Al's father, who           Steve, but Al spends that as well.
encourages him to get some self         Steve loses his job over the loan and
respect back, so Al forces Peg to get   Marcy gets demoted to drive-up teller.
his Playboy's back.  Which she does by  
selling his car.  [Brandi Brandt was    Muffy ............ Kari Whitman
the Playboy centerfold October, 1987]   Peamon ............ Ray Reinhardt
                                        Sherrif .......... Dan Tullis, Jr.
Playmate ......... Brandi Brandt        Swensen ........... Kerry Burke
                                        Farmer ........... R. Leo Schreiber
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      "OH WHAT A FEELING"  (409)                 "AT THE ZOO"  (410)
            066. 11/19/89                           067. 11/26/89
                                        
WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye  WRITER: Katherine Green
                                        
Al hits a bump on the road to a new     Marcy has an animal lust for Steve's
car when he finds that the amount he    blood after her unemployed husband
digs up for a down payment is a bit     spends time at the zoo and aquarium
less than the amount he buried.  Al is  instead of looking for a job.
then forced to buy a used car.          
                                        Reporter .......... Matt McKenzie
Tony .............. John Welsh          TV News Anchor .... Lisa Moss
Lewis ............. Marc Bentley        Courtney .......... Jennifer Banko
Vince ............. Mike Tino           Sonny ............. Dan Tullis, Jr.
Mr. Writeman ...... Joe Farago          Norris ............ Frank Lloyd
Mrs. Writeman ..... Nancy Priddy        Chelsea ........... Trudy Adams
                                        Bartender ......... Michael Francis
                                                            Clarke
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
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"ITS A BUNDYFUL LIFE (Part-1)"  (412)   money this year in the bank, then they
            068. 12/17/89               closed up early, now dad's in the
                                        tank... and all of a sudden Santa
WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt  appeared, a sneer on his face, booze
                                        in his beard.  Santa I said as he
Al is left sad and alone after his      laughed merrily, you do so much for
plans for "the best Bundy Christmas     others do something for me.  Bundy he
ever" are thwarted, when he can't get   said, you only sell shoes, your son is
to Marcy's bank in time to withdraw     a sneak-thief, your daughters' a
the money he saved to buy everyone      flooze.  Ho Ho Santa said, should I
presents.  We also hear a moving        mention your wife, her hairs like an
recital of Al Bundy's Christmas story:  a-bomb, her nails like a knife.  As he
                                        climbs up the chimney, that fat piece
"Twas the night before christmas and    of dung, he mooned me two times, he
all through the house, no food was a    stuck out his tongue.  And I heard him
stirring, not even a mouse.  Stockings  exclaim, as he broke wind with glee:
were hung 'round dad's neck like a      you're married with children, you'll
tie, along with a note that said        never be free."
'presents or die'.  Children were       
plotting all night in their beds,       Midge ............ Kate Romero
while the wife's constant whining was   Horowitz ......... Don Sparks
splitting his head.  But daddy had      Franklin ......... Tim Eyster
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"IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (Part-2)"  (413)      "WHO'LL STOP THE RAIN?"  (411)
            069. 12/17/89                           070. 01/07/90
                                        
WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt  WRITER: Kevin Curran
                                        
Conclusion.  Al's guardian angel (Sam   Al is "one man against nature,"
Kinison) shows him what life would be   determined to fix a leak in the roof,
like for Peggy and the kids if he'd     but each fall from the roof makes it
never been born, a question Al posed    harder to tell whether he's too cheap
after a drunken Marcy and an ill-       or just too stupid to call a
fated, cash-motivated foray into        professional.
child care at the mall left him with    
no money for the gifts he promised.     
                                        
Angel ............ Sam Kinison          
Norman ........... Ted McGinley         
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
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      "A TAXING PROBLEM"  (415)              "ROCK AND ROLL GIRL"  (414)
            071. 01/14/90                           072. 02/04/90
                                        
WRITER:  Paul Diamond                   WRITERS: Ellen L. Fogle / Linda Day
                                        
Thanks to Peggy's creative tax          Acting as her agent, Bud helps Kelly
preparations, Al needs a quick $5000    land an ideal job when Al challenges
in order to pay off the IRS and stay    family members to earn a dollar of his
out of jail.  An ad in the paper leads  or her own.  Rockers "The Gutter
him to a couple willing to pay that     Cats" appear as themselves.
much - for Peggy's hair.                
                                        [Note: this was David Garrison's last
Leo Privett ...... Paul Coutos          show]
Mailman .......... A.J. Freeman         
Marie Privett .... Coleen Maloney       Officer .......... Dan Tullis Jr.
                                        Carrie ........... Eva LaRue
                                        Sharrie .......... Deborah Dillon
                                        Mary ............. Jill Pierce
                                        Cecil ............ Shabba-Doo
                                        Bum .............. Chuck E. Weiss
                                        Brenda ........... Jamie Lynn Grenham
                                        
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 "YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM 1"     "YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM 2"
         (416)  073. 02/11/90                    (417)  074. 02/18/90
                                        
WRITER: Sioux Doanham                   WRITER: Kevin Curran
                                        
Steve is history and Marcy is manless   Bad times hit the good-time girls,
after his "Dear Marcy" note, so Bud     leaving Al to come to the rescue and
tries to catch her on the rebound.      try to win $10,000 by staying three
Peggy talks her into a just-us-girls    minutes in the ring with Big Bad Mama
vacation to Vegas where they lose       of the Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling, a
$5,000 of Al's money.                   huge monster of a woman.
                                        
Pizza Boy ........ Michael Stoyanov     Yummy ............ Ava Fabian
Man .............. Michael Saccente     Gambler .......... Rick Zumwalt
Dealer ........... Lawrence Lott        Announcer ........ Tony Cimber
                                        Hollywood ........ Jeanne Basone
                                        Big Bad Momma .... Lynn Braxton
                                        Croupier ......... Sam Clay
                                        Man .............. Nicholas Dorr
                                        Referee .......... Gene LeBell
                                        Lounge Singer .... Sarah Taylor
                                        Elmo ............. Tommy Nast
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Babe ............. Ursula Hayden               "PEGGY TURNS 300"  (420)
                                                    076. 03/25/90
"WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND"  (418)  
            075. 02/25/90               WRITERS: Katherine Green / Tony
                                        Singletary
WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle                  
                                        Al plans a special evening for Peggy's
Al is asked to speak at his high-       birthday - a night at the Bowlarama,
school homecoming, where Kelly keeps    where he hopes to finally beat his
two dates happy and Bud plots revenge   arch-rival's high game record.  Al
on a girl who once embarrasses him by   manages to break the record score, but
running his underwear up a flagpole.    then moments later Peg bowls a perfect
                                        game.
Jeff ............. Joel J. Edwards      
Mr. Blum ......... Mik Scriba           Puggy ............ Michael McManus
Principal Ravinko. Carol Gustafson      Himself .......... Garrett Glaser
Clyde ............ Steve Bruskin        Bowler #1 ........ Michael O'Guinne
Heather McCoy.. Tiffani-Amber Thiessen  Himself .......... Roy Firestone
Guy #1 ........... Joshua D. Howard     
Guy #2 ........... Corey Tyler          
Rick ...... Bojesse Christopher Graham  
                                        
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  "PEGGY MADE A LITTLE LAMB"  (421)               "RAINGIRL"  (419)
            077. 04/15/90                           078. 04/29/90
                                        
WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle                  WRITER: Kevin Curran
                                        
Peg discovers that she never graduated  Kelly has to take a job at a TV
High School, because she flunked one    station, but she moves from intern to
class: home economics.  Now she must    a $1000-a-week "weather bunny", moving
go back to school with Kelly and pass   the current meteorologist to storm
the final exam.  This results in some   off.  This leaves Kelly and her new
problems for Kelly.                     manager Al with a $250,000 contract
                                        offer.
Miss Beyer ....... Marge Redmond        
Bum .............. Chuck E. Weiss       Bill Palomino .... Ben Lemon
Ruben ............ Patrick J. Dancy     Station Manager .. Fran Montano
Senior #1 ........ Keely Christian      
Susan ............ Geri Betzler         
Senior #2 ........ Sandi Whitten        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
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     "THE AGONY OF DeFEET"  (422)                 "YARD SALE"  (423)
            079. 05/06/90                           080. 05/13/90
                                        
WRITERS: Diane Burroughs & Joey         WRITERS: Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung
Gutierrez                               
                                        Peg will buy anything at a yard sale.
Al is dreaming about feet, in fact      She brings home a boar's head & there
he's getting nightmares about them.     is no more room in the garage to put
He also ends up judging a "beauty"      it, Al decides enough is enough and he
contest at the shoe store.  Meanwhile,  resolves to have a yard sale of their
Kelly tricks Bud and Marcy into         own despite Peggy's protests.  These
thinking they slept with each other.    are items that nobody but Peg would be
                                        stupid enough to buy.  Al's next idea
Jim .............. Noah Blake           is to create "Bundyland: the happiest
Rhonda ........... Robin Angers         place on Earth".
Pagent Master .... Jim O'Doherty        
Joey ............. Michael John Burns   Statue ........... Alex Walters
Judge #1 ......... Lou Wills            Mark ............. Josh Carroll
Judge #2 ......... Mary Gillis          Tom .............. Andrew Steinfeld
                                        Alice ............ Kate Morrison
                                        Mildred .......... Cynthia Sullivan
                                        Freddy ........... Brent Corman
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                  F I F T H   S E A S O N   ( 1 9 9 0 - 9 1 )
                                        
                                        
                        P R O D U C T I O N   S T A F F
                                        
           Producer ............................ Kevin Curran
                                                 Barbara Blachut Cramer
                                        
           Supervising Producer ................ Ellen L. Fogle
                                                 Ralph R. Farquhar
                                        
           Co-Executive Producer ............... Katherine Green
                                                 Arthur Silver
                                        
           Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
                                                 Ron Leavitt
                                        
           Story Editor ........................ Stacie Lipp
                                                 Larry Jacobsen
                                        
           Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt
           Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen
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       NEW REGULAR CAST MEMBER:               "AL... WITH KELLY"  (501)
   Ted McGinley as Jefferson Darcy                  082. 09/30/90
                                        
                                        TELEPLAY: Stacie Lipp
    "WE'LL FOLLOW THE SUN"  (502)       STORY: Gabrielle Topping
            081. 09/23/90               
                                        Kelly and Al feign sickness so that
WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye  they can avoid going to Peg's mother's
                                        place.  Kelly ends up really getting
Its Labor Day.  Al decides to take the  sick and Al has to take care of her.
family on a vacation and see America    Al also gets to watch his favorite TV
by car, but instead they end up         show, which is "Psycho Dad".
spending the entire time caught in a    
traffic jam on the freeway.             Yvette ........... Pamela Anderson
                                        Yvonne ........... Beckie Mullen
Gerry ............ Eric Menyuk          Pizza Boy ........ Jay Anthony Franke
Kitty ............ Marla Fries          Nurse ............ Teresa Frost
Motorist #1 ...... Frank Lloyd          
Motorist #2 ...... Gita Isak            
Motorist #3 ...... Eddie Rio                 
                                        
                                        
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      "SUE CASA, HIS CASA"  (503)               "THE UNNATURAL"  (504)
            083. 10/07/90                           084. 10/14/90
                                        
WRITER: Kevin Curran                    WRITER: Katherine Green
                                        
The Bundys go to court when a Mercedes  Al's softball team wants to bench him
hits the Bundymobile - according to     before the championship, but Peggy,
the newly licenced Bud.                 Kelly and Bud hold three of the
Unfortunately, the case (and kids)      required votes.  Peg is swayed by the
don't stand up well to the cross-       hunk who will replace Al, while it
examination.                            takes food to get the kids' vote.
                                        
Mr. Lincoln ...... Mark L. Taylor       Roy .............. Fred Shelton
Bailiff .......... Rif Hutton           Norris ........... Frank Lloyd
The Judge ........ Joyce Brothers       Barney ........... Steve Susskind
                                        Old Codger ....... Greg Lewis
                                        Announcer ........ Ray J. Templin
                                        Kid .............. Ian Ziering
                                        Hardy ............ Derek Sellers
                                        Sven Hunkstrom ... Dan Blom
                                        
                                        
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         "DANCE SHOW"  (505)                 "KELLY BOUNCES BACK"  (506)
            085. 10/21/90                           086. 10/28/90
                                        
WRITER: Arthur Silver                   WRITER: Al Aiderman
                                        
Al doesn't mind when Peg starts going   Aspiring model Kelly invents a
to Marcy's dance hall and trips the     beguiling maneuver called the "Bundy
light fantastic with a handsome man,    Bounce" for her first audition -
until another man tells Al that Peg     spokesmodel for the new Allante' car,
is stealing his husband. (Yes, his      but Bud's loose and aspiring lips give
husband).                               the secret to another model.  Kelly
                                        must take things into her own hands,
Pete ............. Dan Castellaneta     and "remove" the competition.
Andy ............. Sam McMurray         Meanwhile, Peggy goes on strike
Trixie ........... Dorit Sauer          because Al thinks she is useless.
                                        
                                        Piper Bowman ..... Tia Carrere
                                        Miss Beck ........ Tina Louise
                                        Rochelle ......... Debbie Dunning
                                        Incense Berkowicz. Joanna Goode
                                        Girl ............. Wendy Nichols
                                        
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     "MARRIED WITH ALIENS"  (507)               "WABBIT SEASON"  (508)
            087. 11/04/90                           088. 11/11/90
                                        
WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle                  WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt
                                        
Little green aliens are coming to       Al is under pressure and the doctor
Earth and stealing Al's socks to use    orders him to relax.  To combat
as fuel for their spaceships.  The      stress, he starts a vegtable garden,
only problem is nobody but Al sees      but the combat turns physical when a
them, so everyone just thinks he is     rabbit swipes his carrots.  This
crazy.                                  becomes a war of wills: Bundy against
                                        Bunny.
Oliver ........... Leonard Lightfoot    
Alien ............ Patty Maloney        
Alien ............ Phil Fondacaro           "DO YA THINK I'M SEXY"  (509)
Alien ............ Felix Silla                      089. 11/18/90
Alien ............ Tony Cox             
Alien ............ Susie Rossitto       WRITER: Kevin Curran
Alien ............ Debbie Lee           
                   Carrington           Al's confidence soars when he is
                                        complimented by neighborhood women who
                                        see him move a couch and Al becomes
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the new stud on the block.  Peggy       Older Man ........ Charles Howerton
can't believe it.                       Jake ............. Rick Waugh
                                        
Brenda ........... Rhonda Shear         
Jade ............. Teri Weigel              "AND BABY MAKES MONEY"  (511)
Mandi ............ Sherrie Rose                     091. 12/16/90
Athena ........... Lucy Filippone       
Donna ............ Rhonda Britten       WRITER: Art Everett
                                        
                                        Peggy reaps immediate benefits when Al
     "ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO"  (510)       learns he can inherit a half-million
            090. 11/25/90               dollars if he fathers a child and
                                        names it after his late uncle Stymie.
WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar               Unfortunately for Al, Peg decides to
                                        take birth control pills, and not tell
Peg takes it hard when Kelly moves out  him.  When Al finds out after months
after Al keeps beating up her           of draining attempts at baby-making,
boyfriends and Al takes it hard when    he decides to extract his revenge by
he sees her great new place.            making Peg think she is pregnant.
                                        
Sam .............. Stewart J. Zully     Miss Penza ....... Beth Broderick
Brook ............ Julie Gray           Eugene Bundy ..... Charlie Brill
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     "MARRIED... WITH WHO"  (512)               "THE GODFATHER"  (514)
            092. 01/06/91                           093. 02/03/91
                                        
WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle                  WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar
                                        
After boozing it up at a party, Marcy   Kelly is dating a 42-year old city
wakes up wearing a wedding ring and in  alderman, so Al seizes the possibility
bed next to her new husband.            of power and becomes the neighborhood
Unfortunately, she doesn't remember a   "Godfather".  Bud feels neglected and
thing about it.  The husband turns out  decides to change things.  [
to be ex-swindler Jefferson Darcy       
(played by returning Ted McGinley),     Note: the Bundys' address is mentioned
which makes her name now Marcy Darcy.   in this episode as "9764 Jeopardy
                                        Lane".]
                                        
                                        Harry Ashland .... Lane Davies
                                        Salt Water ....... Angel Broadhurst
                                        Woman ............ Anne Marie Gillis
                                        Paperboy ......... Scott Ferguson
                                        
                                        
                                        
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     "LOOK WHO'S BARKING"  (513)               "A MAN'S CASTLE"  (515)
            094. 02/10/91                           095. 02/17/91
                                        
WRITER: Katherine Green                 WRITER: Stacie Lipp
                                        
Buck goes out on the town in search of  After spending $2,000 on decorating
dinner, but instead he meets a female   school, Peggy defies Al's decree not
who takes his food and maybe his place  to redecorate by turning his former
in the Bundy house unless Buck can      sanctuary into a chamber of frilly
find a way to make them give her the    feminine horror.  Al passes out at the
boot.                                   sight of his once mighty Ferguson, now
                                        adorned with Peg's trappings.
Buck's voice ..... Cheech Marin         
Street Singer .... B.B. King            Professor Lavar .. Deryl Carroll
Owner ............ Rodney Kageyama      Mick ............. Dave Florek
Chef ............. Brian George         Rich ............. Fitzhugh G. Houston
Hans ............. Kort Falkenberg      
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
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   "ALL NIGHT SECURITY DUDE"  (516)         "OLDIES BUT YOUNG'UNS"  (518)
            096. 02/24/91                           097. 03/17/91
                                        
WRITERS: Glenn Eichler & Peter Gaffney  WRITER: Bill Prady
                                        
When the second floor aerobics studio   Al is haunted by a tune heard on the
collapses into his shoe store, Al gets  radio which he can hum but not name,
laid off while the store is being       he similarly haunts Kelly's date who
repaired.  He gets a job as a security  learns that he can look but not touch.
guard at his old school.  This prompts  
his former high school sports rival to  [NOTE: this episode features the first
steal the prized football trophy.       appearance of the "Top of the Heap"
                                        characters.  Also, the ending credits
Spare Tire Dixon . Bubba Smith          have Al's mystery song, which is:
Trixie ........... Dorit Sauer          "Anna (Go With Him)" playing, instead
Principal ........ Carol Gustafson      of the normal theme music.]
                                        
                                        Charlie Verducci . Joseph Bologna
                                        Vinnie Verducci .. Matt Le Blanc
                                        Customer #1 ...... Michael Stanton
                                        Customer #2 ...... Ron Litman
                                        Dave ............. Suli McCullough
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Rick Cool ........ Bean Baxter          Johnson .......... F. Richards Ford
                                        Policeman ........ Dan Tullis, Jr.
                                        Flopsie .......... Heather Parkhurst
"WEENIE TOT LOVERS & OTHER STRANGERS"      
         (517)  098. 03/24/91           
                                            "KIDS! WADAYA GONNA DO?"  (521)
WRITER: Kevin Curran                                099. 04/07/91
                                        
A year's supply of something close to   WRITERS: Ellen L. Fogle / Linda Day
food known as "Weenie-Tots" could be    
Al's, if Kelly lands the job as         Al and Peg go over to watch a movie at
spokesgirl to represent the stuff.      Marcy's house and proceed to take over
Kelly becomes Miss Weenie Tot and Al    the place.  Meanwhile, the Bundy
gets his favorite mock-food, but since  offspring seek gainful employment, but
Tots rapidly disintegrate upon contact  only Bud gains, while Kelly babysits
with air, Peg manages to spoil every    the family from hell.  Also, Bud
box searching for a winning ticket.     finally manages to get a girl.
                                        
Mr. Shnick ....... Ray Girardin         [Note: this episode originally aired
IRS Agent ........ Milt Tarver          as a one-hour "special" along with the
Butter Lefkowitz . Helena Apothaker     pilot showing of "Top of the Heap".]
Rhonda Rose ...... Jennifer Braff       
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Crystal .......... Helena Apothaker     cut in front of Marcy and become the
Agatha ........... Edith Varon          store's one millionth customer.
June Hubbard ..... Irina Cashen         
March Hubbard .... Joey Simmrin         Manager .......... Bruce Jarchow
January Hubbard .. Matt Leavitt         Cashier .......... Jodie Mann
December Hubbard . Kristen Semon        Bob .............. John Mallory Asher
April Hubbard .... Samantha Leavitt     Nibbles .......... Bobbie Brown
July Hubbard ..... Cheri Semon          Butter ........... Helena Apothaker
May Hubbard ...... Heather Lynne        The D.J. ......... Kevin Ryder
Cranny                                  Mrs. Gillis ...... Louise P. Rapport
                                        Cheese Lady ...... Regina Leeds
                                        
   "YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (Part-1)"      
         (519)  100. 04/14/91              "YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (Part-2)"
                                                 (520)  101. 04/21/91
WRITERS: J.D. Brangato & Michael        
Ferris / Linda Day                      WRITERS: Stacie Lipp / Linda Day
                                        
Al won't buy an air conditioner, so he  Conclusion.  The Bundys and the Darcys
moves his family into a supermarket.    compete in a battle to see who can get
They are told to buy something or be    $1,000 of groceries first.  Kelly and
arrested, so while checking out, they   Bud pass the time by tormenting
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Foodie's special guest "The Beaver".    dresses him in medieval costumes.
                                        
Mr. Foodie ....... Alan Oppenheimer     Mr. Lovejoy ...... Armin Shimmerman
Manager .......... Bruce Jarchow        Bubbles .......... Debbie Dunning
Cashier .......... Jodie Mann           Margie ........... Jennifer Blanc
Nibbles .......... Bobbie Brown         Bridgett ......... Trea Shields
Boy .............. Brent Corman             
Himself .......... Jerry Mathers         
                                            "ROUTE 666 (Part-1)"  (522)
                                                    103. 05/05/91
       "BUCK THE STUD"  (524)           
            102. 04/28/91               WRITER: Katherine Green
                                        
WRITERS: Chip Johannessen & John        The Bundys go on a vacation and end up
Rinker                                  finding an old prospector who sells
                                        them a map to a gold mine.  They call
A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if      Jefferson and Marcy, who come to the
Buck will breed with his champion dog   rescue, thinking the kids are dying,
"Lady Briard".  Needless to say, it     but it turns out Al and Peg want their
goes terribly wrong and Al is stuck     money for the mine deal.  The six of
with the bill.  Meanwhile, Kelly        them go out to search for gold.
becomes Bud's fashion counselor and     
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Prospector ....... John Byner           kindly to this turn of events.
Codger #1 ........ Carmen Filpi         
Banjo Player ..... Buddy Matlock        Demerson ......... Earl Billings
Codger #2 ........ Owen Bush            Yetta ............ Sharyn Leavitt
Young Zeke ....... Michael G. Moye      Macadamia ........ Renee Tenison
                                        Honey Roasted .... Ava Fabian
                                        Cashew ........... Pamela Anderson
     "ROUTE 666 (Part-2)"  (523)        Pecan ............ Bobbie Brown
            104. 05/12/91               Fantasy Man ...... Derek Sellers
                                        Fantasy Man ...... David Nelson
WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar               Fantasy Man ...... Richard Hanson
                                        Fantasy Man ...... Alex Walters
Conclusion.  Al, Peg, Bud, Kelly,       Fantasy Man ...... Steve Henneberry
Marcy and Jefferson are all searching   Almond .......... Heather E. Parkhurst
for gold.  Al discovers the first       
nugget and everyone but Kelly winds up  
with a bag of gold.  They each have     
their fantasies about how to spend it.  
Eventually, we find out they're stuck   
in the middle of a tourist attraction,  
"seeded" with phony gold for the rubes  
to find.  The miners don't take very    
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                   S I X T H   S E A S O N   ( 1 9 9 1 - 9 2 )
                                        
                                        
                        P R O D U C T I O N   S T A F F
                                        
           Supervising Producer ................ Kevin Curran
           Co-Executive Producer ............... Arthur Silver
                                                 Ellen L. Fogle
                                        
           Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
                                                 Ron Leavitt
                                        
           Producer ............................ Barbara Blachut Cramer
           Script Supervisor ................... Kevin Curran
           Story Editor ........................ Stacie Lipp
                                                 Larry Jacobsen
                                        
           Creative Consultant ................. Marjorie Gross
           Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt
           Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen
                                        
                                        
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"SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (Part-1)"  (601)  "SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (Part-2)"  (602)
            105. 09/08/91                           106. 09/15/91
                                        
WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye  WRITER: Kevin Curran
                                        
In the sixth-season opener, Marcy and   Dancing girls in a bar connected to
Jefferson announce they are expecting,  the bus station give Al some solace -
sending Al into peals of laughter -     and a dream of permanent escape - from
until Peggy announces the same.  This   Peg's demands for belly rubbing and an
is the end of the world for Al.  Kelly  expensive baby accessory.
and Bud are not very pleased either     
and they take it out on him.            Bartender ........ Monty Hoffman
                                        Girl Vendor ...... Lisa Saxton
"Baby" (in dream) .... Abraham Benrubi  Man with nose .... Joey Sagal
                                        Girl Dancer ...... Cyndi Pass
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
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  "IF AL HAD A HAMMER"  (603)   107.       "CHEESE, CUES, AND BLOOD"  (604)
               09/22/91                             108. 09/29/91
                                        
WRITER: Kevin Curran                    TELEPLAY: Brian Scully
                                        STORY: Allan Davis
Armed with determination and the Bundy  
heirloom hammer, Al builds a room for   Kelly earns a quick $1,000 to buy a
himself and himself alone - until word  gown for the Miss Cheese competition
gets out.  Meanwhile, Bud builds a new  and a suspicious Al is out for blood -
identity, but nobody else can seem to   then out of blood when he sells his to
remember it right.                      stake her moneymaking endeavors.
                                        
Jill ............. Bobbie Phillips      Doug ................ David Dario
Norris ........... Frank Lloyd          James ............... Bert L. Cook
Harriet .......... Sharyn Leavitt       Adam ................ B.T. Taylor
Nelvia ........... Ellerine!            Tony ................ Tom Perna
Betsy ............ Catherine Rusoff     Slick Stick Jackson . James Paradise
Melba ............ Gita Isak            Kid ................. Christian Guzek
Melvin ........... Rick Scarry          
Harry ............ Jeff Michalski       
Herb ............. Anthony S. Johnson   
Sony ............. Bill Cho Lee         
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"A DESK IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES" (605)  "BUCK HAS A BELLY ACHE"  (606)    110.
            109. 10/06/91                              10/13/91
                                        
WRITER: Stacie Lipp                     WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle
                                        
While Peg's away helping Marcy recover  When a disturbed Buck stops eating and
her precious childhood belongings       gets all the attention, Peggy goes
(that Jefferson abandoned in a storage  home to Wanker County, where her city
locker), the family has an "anti-baby   ways don't set right with her cousins.
meeting" and makes plans for a new      
Bundy world order, which includes       Cousin Eb ........ William Sanderson
food, clean clothes and a "huge-        Possum Boy ....... John Gerard
hootered oriental woman" for Al, to     Cousin Effie ..... Joey Lauren Adams
replace the pregzilla Peggy.            Young Kit ........ Patrick Cranshaw
                                        
Bum .............. Robert Lesser        
Topsy ............ Renee Tenison        
Mrs.Garcia ....... Terri Hoyos          
Mopsy ............ Rosie Tenison        
Bathsheba ........ Lisa Saxton          
Jorge ............ Seth Dillon          
Salmoe ........... Tonya Offer          
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    "IF I COULD SEE ME NOW"  (607)               "GODS SHOES"  (608)
            111. 10/27/91                           112. 11/03/91
                                        
WRITERS: Gabrielle Topping / Amanda     WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle
Bearse                                  
                                        Regaining consciousness after a fall,
Despite overwhelming evidence - such    Al claims to have seen "god", whose
as nearly driving into a lake, Al       perfect shoes Al decides to market to
steadfastly maintains he has no need    the masses, using money that Jefferson
for eyeglasses.  But once fitted, his   took from Marcy.
happiness is blurred by the world he    
now sees around him.                    Sidney Rimhollow . Tim Kazurinsky
                                        Host ............. Larry Jacobson
[NOTE: Katey Sagal took time-off        Bob .............. Brad Parker
starting with this episode]             Lola ............. Megan O'Hara
                                        Scary Mary ....... June Foray
Wally ............ Robert Fieldsteel    
TV Announcer ..... Gene Baxter          
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
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"KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (Part-1)"  (609)  "KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (Part-2)"  (610)
            113. 11/10/91                           114. 11/17/91
                                        
WRITER: Larry Jacobson                  WRITER: Larry Jacobson
                                        
Gypped out of an appearance on public-  Conclusion.  Kelly hits Hollywood and
access TV by her modeling school        does her thing for the network brass,
teacher, Kelly gets her own show on     who love it - except for some teeny
the air with $35 from her girlfriends.  tiny (and disastrous) suggestions.
"Vital social issues'n stuff with       
KELLY" features an all-girl band and    Jeff Littlehead .. Jon Lovitz
some of her friends discussing          Cyndy ............ Donna Eskra
subjects like "men's butts" and the     Rock Turboman .... Pete Steinfeld
slut of the week.  The networks are     Jeannie .......... Lisa Fuhrman
interested.                             Roberta .......... Heather Grimes
                                        Samantha ......... Georgi Irene
Vinnie Verducci .. Matt LeBlanc         Stage Manager .... Cleveland O'Neal
Talk Show Host ... Dinah Lenney         Joanie ........... Kari Wuhrer
Roberta .......... Heather Grimes       Hair Dresser ..... Victor Hugo Basso
Cyndy ............ Donna Eskra          Gig Fontaine ..... Garth Ancier
Samantha ......... Georgi Irene         Girl #1 .......... Megan O'Hara
Jeannie .......... Lisa Fuhrman         Girl #2 ........ Denise Lee Richards
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     "AL BUNDY, SHOE DICK"  (611)        "SO THIS IS HOW SINATRA FELT"  (612)
            115. 11/24/91                           116. 12/01/91
                                        
WRITER: Larry Jacobson                  WRITER: Stacie Lipp
                                        
Mistaken identity turns Al from a PI's  Peggy sends the kids to spy on Al, to
janitor into a PI, hired by a comely    confirm her suspicion that Al's new-
client who fears family members may     found giddiness is because of an
interfere with her expected bequest of  affair, rather than Al's claim that
a priceless gem from her uncle. Before  its only flirting by a "shoe groupie".
that can happen, the uncle is murdered  
with Al holding the knife.  Al solves   Ricki ............ Jessica Hahn
the case and wakes up this dream.       Leona ............ Maggi Montgomery
[Note: Katey Sagal returns]             
                                           
Vanessa Van Pelt . Traci Lords              "I WHO HAVE BEEN NOTHING"  (613)
Adolph Van Pelt .. Anthony James                    117. 12/22/91
Bruce Van Pelt ... David Sederholm      
Leonard Van Pelt . Frank Lloyd          WRITER: Katherine Green
Tanya Van Pelt ... Nicole Chamberlain   
Sandy ............ David Wells          The game ball from Al's greatest
Colonel Van Pelt . John Randolph        gridiron day is in the hands of a
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former flame, who won't give it back    Biff ............. Dan Clark
unless she can get her hands on Al.     
                                        
Sandy ............ Wendie Jo Sperber            "JUST SHOE IT"  (615)
Lawyer ........... Paul Cira                        119. 01/19/92
Aunt Heather ..... Karen Lynn Scott     
                                        WRITER: Lisa Chernin
                                        
118. 01/05/92  "THE MYSTERY OF SKULL    Who better to star in a new athletic-
ISLAND"  (614)   [12/13/91]             shoe commercial than 1966 Polk High
                                        All-City running back and shoe
WRITER:Kevin Curran                     salesman Al Bundy?
                                        
Bud does his coolest best while         Director ......... Steve Vinovich
wrapped around the finger of a girl     Caterer .......... Tom Reilly
excited by traditionally non-Bundy      Receptionist ..... Elizabeth Giordano
things, like rafting and sky-diving.    Al's Feet ........ Frank Lloyd
Meanwhile Peg invites the Darcy's over  Casting Executive . George C. Simms
to play a new board game called         Himself .......... Steve Carlton
"Ethical Dilemma".                      Himself .......... Sugar Ray Leonard
                                        Commercial Announcer . Jay Gardner
Kara ............. Bobbie Phillips      Himself .......... Ed "Too Tall" Jones
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      "RITES OF PASSAGE"  (616)                 "THE EGG AND I"  (617)
            120. 02/09/92                           121. 02/16/92
                                        
WRITER: Ilunga Adell                    WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle
                                        
Peg plans a clown-and-pony party for    Marcy's ex-husband Steve is in town
Bud's 18th birthday, but Al offers      and on the lam, carrying hope for
him a Bundy tradition - his first       reconciliation and a price on his head
visit to a nudie bar and his first      for stealing a rare hawk egg.
bar fight.  Meanwhile, Buck falls in    
love with the pony.                     Steve Rhoades .... David Garrison
                                        F.B.I. Man ....... Dan Tullis, Jr.
[Note: this episode's credits finally   News Anchor ...... Larry McKay
reveal that Buck the Dog's voice has    [Voice of Buck ... Kevin Curran*]
been provided by staff writer Kevin     
Curran.                                 
                                             "DINNER WITH ANTHRAX"  (619)
Sticky the Clown . Roger Hewlett                    122. 02/23/92
Roxanne .......... Gina Puzo            
Man .............. Carl Ciarfalio       WRITER: Larry Jacobson
Gorgo ............ Frank Lloyd          
The Voice of Buck. Kevin Curran         Its Al and Peg's 20th anniversary and
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Peggy wants only one thing from Al...   Al is a broken man when the Bundy's
Meanwhile Kelly and Bud win the "My     can no longer afford to buy a weekly
dinner with Anthrax" contest, which     TV Guide.  When Jefferson arrives with
means a house party with the thrash-    a fistful of cash, Al discovers he has
metal band, but there will be no party  been running a psychic scam called
unless they get rid of mom and dad      "Madame Zelda".  To keep him quiet,
first.  The answer: tricking them into  Jefferson decides to let Al in on the
taking a Florida "vacation" that turns  deal, but Al soon takes over the whole
out to be a time-share sales scam       operation and the rest of the Bundys
where the salesman won't leave them     join in.  Can Al unite the five
alone.                                  psychic bosses of Chicago?   Will he
                                        be able to escape Madame Inga's curse?
Stan ............. Fred Willard         
V.J. ............. Roger Rose           Madam Inga .......... Candice Azzara
Himself .......... Edd Byrnes           Big Bob ............. Travis Venable
Themselves ....... Anthrax              Zelmo ............... Steven Trevor
                                        Hakbar .............. Z.Z. Clark
      "PSYCHIC AVENGERS"  (618)         Psychic #1 .......... Larry Udy
            123. 03/01/92               Old Lady ............ Barbara Perry
                                        Thursday Markowitz .. Andy Flaster
WRITERS: Calvin Brown, Jr. / Amanda     Buck the Man ........ Kevin Curran
Bearse                                  
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           "HI I.Q."  (620)             Delbert .......... James Quarter
            124. 03/22/92               Margie ........... Rana Mack
                                        Ralph ......... Christopher M. Brown
WRITER: Steve Crider                    Man .............. Tim Hill
                                        
An invitation to a join the high        
intelligence "Alpha Club" at a party            "TEACHER PETS"  (621)
is issued to Kelly - and not to Bud.                125. 04/05/92
When they discover the real reason      
behind the gathering, Kelly and Bud     WRITER: Katherine Green
decide to handle things with the        
usual Bundy charm (and violence).       Bud's belief that his 40-year-old
Meanwhile, Al buys a new "Handyman's    teacher is romantically interested in
Workbench 5000", which unfortunately    him is greeted by guffaws from Al and
has "some assembly required".  This     Kelly, but another student smells the
challenges the combined intellects of   smoke and wants some fire for herself.
Al and Jefferson, as Peg and Marcy      Meanwhile, Peggy has a cold.  Can Bud
watch and enjoy the show by taking      keep two girls, or will he suffer a
pictures and counting the injuries.     humiliating Bundy defeat?  Also in
                                        this episode, Al gets to watch another
Scott ............ Joshua Rifkind       episode of "Psycho Dad", while Peggy
Guard ............ Gary Epp             prefers the new series, "Psycho Mom".
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Darlene .......... Charlotte Ross       vacation (by himself), in the Bundy
Kid .............. Ric Coy              living room.
Miss McGowen ..... Linda Gibboney       
Ernie ............ Bert L. Cook         Mr. Nielsen ...... Louis Mustillo
Mrs. Mariner ..... Lillian Adams        Tour Guide ....... Edd Hall
                                        Janitor .......... Hal Landon, Jr.
                                        Kid #1 ........... Sean Fox
      "THE GOOD-BYE GIRL"  (622)        Guy .............. Mitchell Dean
            126. 04/19/92               Kid #2 ........... Lindsey France
                                        Voice of Master Po .. Dana Lee
WRITER: Stacie Lipp                     
                                        
When Kelly's modeling school suddenly       "THE GAS STATION SHOW"  (623)    
closes down, she gets a new job as a                 127. 04/26/92
greeter at the "TV World" theme park.   
When this is threatened by her low      WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt
performance ratings, Kelly gets         
switched into "Commercial Land" where   Al turns sentimental after watching
she plays "The Verminator" who hunts    the film "Shenandoah" on TV so he
down roaches (like Bud).  Meanwhile,    proclaims to the family that it is now
Al takes his annual "Bundy World        "Bundy Sunday Funday", but first they
Tour", a week-long around the world     must push the Dodge to a gas station.
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Unfortunately Al is broke after buying  Hilgar ........... Heather E.Parkhurst
$2 worth of "full service" gas and      
when the family raids the store for     
junk food he is stuck working off his       "ENGLAND SHOW (Part-1)"  (624)
debt at the pumps.  When Al eventually              128. 05/03/92
forces Bud to help him, the first car   
to arrive contains four platinum        WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle
blondes of the Swedish Bikini Team.     
This leaves Al with the Chicago         The Bundys win a trip to England,
Bowling Team, consisting of four very   courtesy of the village Lower Uncton,
large women.                            which can rid itself of a centuries-
                                        long curse by ridding the world of
Joe .............. Phil Buckman         male Bundys - and there are just two
Jim .............. Colby Chester        left.  Back in 1653, an ancestor of
Betty ............ Leah Ayres           Al's - Shamus McBundy, insulted a fat,
Jim jr ........... Jeffrey Roth         ugly witch who then imposed a curse on
Betty jr ......... Marisa Theodore      the village and all future male
Stacey ........... Andrea Leithe        Bundys.  The Lower Uncton residents
Ulla ............. Peggy Trentini       must kill the last male Bundys inside
Karin ............ Anna Keller          their city limits in order to end the
Olga ............. Sherlock Ganz        curse, while Upper Uncton people must
Eva .............. Jane Frances         insure they die outside the city so
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the curse does not get transferred to   longer in London, the Bundys arrive in
them.                                   Lower Uncton - minus Kelly, who
                                        decides to stay behind since she is a
[Note: Story editor Larry Jacobson      "city girl".  Marcy and Jefferson
makes a cameo appearance.]              continue the quest to catch up with
                                        their luggage.  Meanwhile, at a London
Winston .......... Bill Oddie           disco Kelly receives a warning that
Trevor ........... Alun Armstrong       the family is in danger.  She must
Igor ............. Steven Hartley       somehow find her way to Lower Uncton,
Mayor Fivshaw .... Tony Steedman        before its too late.
Poxilda .......... Helena Carroll       
Voice of Buck .... Kevin Curran         Winston .......... Bill Oddie
Nearby Dog 1 ..... Ron Leavitt          Trevor ........... Alun Armstrong
Nearby Dog 2 ..... Michael G. Moye      Igor ............. Steven Hartley
                                        Mayor Fivshaw .... Tony Steedman
                                        Voice of Buck .... Kevin Curran
    "ENGLAND SHOW (Part-2)"  (625)      
            129. 05/10/92               
                                        
WRITER: Stacie Lipp                     
                                            
After shopping and eating a while       
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   "ENGLAND SHOW (Part-3)"  (626)       Winston .......... Bill Oddie
            130. 05/17/92               Trevor ........... Alun Armstrong
                                        Igor ............. Steven Hartley
WRITER: Kevin Curran                    Mayor Fivshaw .... Tony Steedman
                                        Voice of Buck .... Kevin Curran
With a mob of angry villagers in front  
of them and the gallows behind them,          Coming soon SERIES 7!
Al and Bud finally realize that their   
lives may be in danger.  Kelly arrives  end.
just in time to rescue them, but the    
family is pursued by Lower Unctonians   
until they reach the border between     
the two towns.  Caught between two      
competing mobs, the Bundys fate will    
depend on Al's ability to joust, when   
the Unctonians make peace concessions   
based on concession sales.  Meanwhile,  
Marcy and Jefferson are finally having  
a good time on their vacation... in a   
"bondage" club.                         
                                        
                                        
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     M A R R I E D   W I T H   C H I L D R E N   E P I S O D E   G U I D E


                                 By Dean Adams


                            R E G U L A R   C A S T

               Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy
               Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy
               David Garrison ...................... Steve Rhoades
               Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades
               Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy
               David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy
               Buck the Dog ........................ Buck







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                     F I R S T   S E A S O N   ( 1 9 8 7 )


                        P R O D U C T I O N   S T A F F

           Created by .......................... Michael G. Moye
                                                 Ron Leavitt

           Supervising Producer ................ Katherine Green
                                                 Richard Gurman

           Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
                                                 Ron Leavitt

           Producer ............................ John Maxwell Anderson
           Associate Producer .................. Barbara Blachut Cramer
           Executive Story Editor .............. Sandy Sprung
                                                 Marcy Vosburgh

           Program Consultant .................. Ellen L. Fogle
           Director (primary) .................. Linda Day
           Associate Director .................. Gerry Cohen
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            "PILOT"  (101)
            001.  04/05/87

WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt

After 15 years of marriage and two
kids, Chicagoans Al and Peggy have
settled into a peaceful coexistence -
disturbed only by the verbal volleys
they exchange while awake.  The opener
introduces the Bundys to newlywed
neighbors Steve and Marcy Rhoades.  We
also meet Luke, Al's swinging single
co-worker at the shoe store.  Peg
wants Marcy and Steve to come over, so
stops Al go to a basketball game.

Customer #1 ...... Diana Bellamy
Customer #2 ...... Sue Ann Gilfillan
Tawny ............ Linda Dona
Arnold ........... Victor Di Mattia
Luke Ventura ..... Ritch Shydner
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          "THINNERGY"  (102)
            002. 04/12/87

WRITER: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt

Marcy gives Peg a diet book called
Thinnergy and seeking to inject more
energy into their lives - and bedroom
- Peggy tries to get Al to join her on
the diet.  Fat chance.  Life is not
the same in the Bundy house, until Al
can get her to give it up.

Sandy ............ Elizabeth Edwards








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"BUT I DIDN'T SHOOT THE DEPUTY"  (104)
            003. 04/19/87

WRITER: Ron Burla

There is a crime spree in the
neighborhood.  Steve and Marcy buy a
guard dog after their house is robbed,
Al and Peggy buy a gun to protect
themselves.  A noise in the night
tests both defenses.

Muldoon .......... Thomas Hill
Bronson .......... J. Jay Saunders
Norris ........... Frank Lloyd







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   "WHOSE ROOM IS IT ANYWAY"  (106)
            004. 04/26/87

WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh
DIRECTOR: Zane Buzby

Steve and Marcy plan to add a room
onto the house with their tax refund
money.  Al convinces Steve to make it
a pool room, while Peggy and Marcy
decide on an exercise room.  Who will
win?










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"HAVE YOU DRIVEN A FORD LATELY"  (105)
            005. 05/03/87

WRITERS: Richard Gurman & Katherine
Green

Al and Steve find a common bond as
they restore a '65 Mustang; Peg and
Marcy find a bond in detesting their
husbands' all-consuming project.












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 "16 YEARS & WHAT DO YOU GET"  (103)
            006. 05/10/87

WRITERS: Katherine Green & Richard
Gurman

Neither Peggy nor Al can to stick to
an agreement not to exchange gifts on
their 16th anniversary, but Al comes
home empty-handed when his credit-
card is rejected for being over its
limit.  It seems that everyone else
has maxed out the card, buying
presents for themselves and Al.

Violinist ........ Walter Olkewicz
Marcel ........... Elias Zarou
Salesman ......... Don Draper
Mr. Conner ....... Richard Sanders



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 "MARRIED... WITHOUT CHILDREN"  (109)
            007. 05/17/87

WRITERS: Ralph R. Farquhar, Story:
Matt Geller

Marcy and Steve learn once is enough
after volunteering to care for Kelly
and Bud while Al and Peg have a
weekend away at a motel.

Dweep ............ Gunther Jensen
Sean ............. Noah Blake
Debbie ........... Liane Curtis








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       "THE POKER GAME"  (110)
            008. 05/24/87

WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye
DIRECTOR: Brian Levant

Steve feels "the rhythm of the game"
and decides to sit in with Al and his
poker cronies.  He loses his paycheck
to Al in the process.

Lisa ............. Sue Ann Gilfillan
Norris ........... Frank Lloyd
E.J. ............. James Lashly
Bum .............. William Utay
Barney ........... Steve Susskind
Russ ............. Garrett Morris





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     "PEGGY SUE GOT WORK"  (108)
            009. 05/31/87

WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle

To get the VCR that Al won't buy her,
Peg gets a job in a department store,
which threatens the "fun" of the Bundy
marriage.

Mr. Pond ......... Ernie Sabella
Mr. Hugo ......... Irwin Keyes
Woman #1 ......... Jeryl Jagoda
Woman #2 ......... Regina Leeds








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     "AL LOSES HIS CHERRY"  (107)
            010. 06/07/87

WRITERS: Marcy Vosburgh and Sandy
Sprung and Arlando Smith

Al gets a firsthand look at Luke's
swinging-singles life when he takes
refuge at Luke's bachelor pad rather
than return home to a fight with
Peggy.

Terry Cherry ..... Jerry Hall
Sherry Cherry .... Pamela Bowman
Luke Ventura ..... Ritch Shydner
Delilah .......... Estelle Harris






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  "NIGHTMARE ON AL'S STREET"  (112)
            011. 06/14/87

WRITER: Michael G. Moye

Steve is out of town and Marcy becomes
a nervous wreck when a romance-minded
Al begins appearing nightly in her
dreams.


       "JOHNNY BE GONE"  (113)
            013. 06/28/87

WRITERS: Katherine Green & Richard
Gurman

Problems for Kelly and Bud make Al and
Peggy delay their departure for  the
closing bash at their favorite
hamburger joint, "Johnny B Goods".

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      "WHERE'S THE BOSS"  (111)
            012. 06/21/87

WRITERS: Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung

After mistakenly thinking the shoe
store owner Gary is dead, Al decides
to quit the shoe business if he
doesn't get some personal recognition
from the boss he has never seen.

Gary .............. Geoffrey Scott
Guard ............ Billy Beck
Happy ............. J.J. Johnston
Ed ............... Lewis Arquette
Bart .............. Rick Waln
Donna ............ Amanda Sherman
Nancy ............. Diana Bellamy
Teddy ............ Vonni Ribisi



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                S E C O N D   S E A S O N    ( 1 9 8 7 - 8 8 )


                        P R O D U C T I O N   S T A F F

           Supervising Producer ................ Katherine Green
                                                 Richard Gurman

           Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
                                                 Ron Leavitt

           Producer ............................ Sandy Sprung
                                                 Marcy Vosburgh

           Associate Producer .................. Barbara Blachut Cramer
           Story Editor ........................ Ellen L. Fogle
                                                 Ralph R. Farquhar

           Director (primary) .................. Linda Day
           Associate Director .................. Gerry Cohen


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"POPPY'S BY THE TREE (Part-1)"  (202)
            014. 09/27/87

WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt

The Bundys begin their second season
with a vacation in Dumpwater, Florida,
at a cut-rate motel where an axe
murderer who hates tourists shows up
every five years and the locals bet on
the time he will strike next.

Delbert .......... Gary Grubbs
Kelly's boyfriend. Dan Gauthier
Sheriff .......... Richard Paul
Roy .............. Charlie Dell
Dottie ........... Sandy Sprung *
Gloria ........... Becky Phelps
Becky ............ Kim Morgan Greene
Harold ........... Bill Marcus
Beany ............ Ian Pat Williams

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"POPPY'S BY THE TREE (Part-2)"  (203)
            015. 09/27/87

WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt

Conclusion.  Peg spoils the family's
fun when she is kidnapped by the axe
murderer and Al has to rescue her.

Killer ........... Vic Polizos


    "IF I WERE A RICH MAN"  (204)
            016. 10/04/87

WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh

Al & Steve visit the vault at Steve's
bank and the next day $1 million
dollars is reporting missing.  Al is
then treated like a king by Peggy and
the kids when they think he has money.
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       "BUCK CAN DO IT"  (201)
            017. 10/11/87

WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt

Al is loath to have Buck the dog
neutered, despite the threat of a
lawsuit from neighbors angered by
Buck's "carnal trespassing" and the
resulting "stupid, ugly puppies".

Buck (in dream) .. Derek McGrath
Chainsaw ......... Dick Durock
Mr. Pittman ...... Mitchell Greenberg








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 "GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN 1"  (206)
            018. 10/18/87

WRITERS: Tracy Gamble & Richard Vakcy

A beef with Steve sends Marcy out for
an evening with Peggy and the girls
for her first peek at a male strip
club, Troy's.  Marcy loses her
composure and then her wedding ring,
which slips into a dancer's briefs as
she slips him a tip.  [Note:
originally shown as a 1-hour episode]

Zorro ............ Billy Hufsey
Wanda ........... Lisa Kahofer
Fanny ............ La Rue Stanley
Sheila .......... Judy Kain
Ernest ........... Joey D. Viera
Bouncer ......... Richard Brose
Louise ........... Charlotte Crossley
Skippy .......... Mike Christian
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Leon ............. Nick Montgomerey
Host/Announcer .. George Solomon
Cowboy ........... Christopher Whalley
Mervyn .......... Steve Guri
Construction Worker .. Doug Donatelli


 "GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN 2"  (207)
            019. 10/18/87

WRITERS: Tracy Gamble & Richard Vaczy

Conclusion.  Zorro the stripper shows
up on Al's doorstep with Marcy's
missing ring.  He then gives it to
Steve, who eventually confronts Marcy
with it in the bedroom.





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   "FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS"  (205)
            020. 10/25/87

WRITER: Richard Gurman & Katherine
Green

Al's beef with the phone company has
neighbors and family wanting his hide
after the Bundy phone service is cut
off.  Al refuses to pay a large phone
bill.  There is also a light outside
the house that he doesn't like.


        "BORN TO WALK"  (208)
            021. 11/01/87

WRITER: John Vorhaus

Kelly gets her driver's license - on
the same day that Al fails the test
for his license renewal.
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     "ALLEY OF THE DOLLS"  (209)
            022. 11/08/87

WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh

Victory seems assured when Steve
agrees to become a Bundy for a family
bowling match against Peg's arch rival
from high school, but Bud has thrown
his bowling-lesson money into the
gutter.

Mimi ............. Deborah Harmon
Roscoe ........... Darren Modder
Chuck ............ Bill Kalmenson
Didi ............. Jennifer Sophia
Frank ............ Larry Spinak





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      "THE RAZOR'S EDGE"  (210)
            023. 11/15/87

WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle

Steve goes away on a river rafting
trip, and when he comes back he has a
beard.  Marcy and Steve argue over his
refusal to shave it off, which prompts
Steve to move in with the Bundys.












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  "HOW DO YOU SPELL REVENGE?"  (211)
            024. 11/22/87

WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar

Al demands that Peggy improve her
softball skills - or she is off the
team.  Meanwhile Kelly's new boyfriend
asks her to prove her love - by
getting a tattoo.

Brian ............ Kris Kamm
Jimmy ....... John Dennis Johnston









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         "EARTH ANGEL"  (212)
            025. 12/06/87

WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle

There's a new harmony in the Bundy
house, the neighborhood, and the world
in general after Bud discovers a 21-
year-old art student named Tiffany in
the park and brings her home.
Everyone likes her except Marcy, who
plots to get rid of her.

Tiffany .......... Dawn Merrick
Sheila ........... Judy Kain
Fanny ............ La Rue Stanley
Fern ............. Lana Schwab
Larry ............ Gene Le Bell
Norris ........... Frank Lloyd
Dennis ........... John Wesley
Barney ........... Steve Susskind
Louise ........... Charlotte Crossley
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    "YOU BETTER WATCH OUT"  (213)
            026. 12/20/87

WRITERS: Katherine Green & Richard
Gurman

The Bundys' christmas eve is
interrupted by a nontraditional visit
from Santa Claus, who misses his
scheduled arrival at a shopping mall
when his parachute fails to open and
he instead plummets into the Bundy
back yard.

Coroner .......... Mike Hagerty
Mr. Mallman ...... David Ruprecht
Nestor ........... Michael Faustino
Carl ............. Edan Gross
Delivery Boy ..... Robert Petkoff



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       "GUYS AND DOLLS"  (214)
            027. 01/10/88

WRITERS:  Sandy Sprung & Marcy
Vosburgh

Al and Steve engineer a major-league
deal: they buy two classic baseball
cards with the money obtained by
selling Marcy's 20-year-old Barbie
doll, the one she's been saving for
the daughter she hopes to have
someday.  They are then forced to go
out and find the doll in the streets.

Cop .............. Nick De Mauro






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  "BUILD A BETTER MOUSETRAP"  (215)
            028. 01/24/88

TELEPLAY: Michael G. Moye & Ron
Leavitt
STORY: J. Stanford Parker

There's a mouse in the Bundy house,
but Al disdains using a professional
exterminator, especially when the
battle becomes "personal".  Al will
stop at nothing to get the mouse, even
if it means wrecking the house.

Wally ............ Patrick T. O'Brien







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  "MASTER THE POSSIBILITIES"  (216)
            029. 02/07/88

WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye

The Bundys, under the impression that
you don't have to pay for anything
you didn't order, go on a spending
spree and then some, when the postman
leaves a new credit card addressed to
Buck the dog.

Hiram Massey ..... Bill Erwin
Hon .............. Debi A. Monahan
Bellboy .......... Jim Keily
Paula ............ Caryn Wells
Kristi ........... Christi Allen
Frieda ........... Linda Lutz




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 "PEGGY LOVES AL - YEAH, YEAH"  (217)
            030. 02/14/88

WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar
DIRECTER: Gerry Cohen

On Valentine's Day, Kelly hauls in a
load of valentines and Steve is giving
Marcy a trip to Hawaii.  Meanwhile,
Bud holds a vigil at the mailbox,
waiting for his first valentine and
Peg awaits a decision on whether or
not she'll get the gift she wants from
Al - for him to say  "I love you".
[Note: when originally broadcast, this
episode ended with a phone number for
viewers to call and vote on what Al
should say.  Later on that night, they
played the ending.  The vote was 67%
in favor of Al saying "I Love You".]

April May June .... Lihann Jones
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      "THE GREAT ESCAPE"  (218)
            031. 02/21/88

WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle

While the Bundy house is being
fumigated for termites, the family
stays at the shoe store, where a
grounded Kelly plots an escape to a
rock concert.

Jade ............. Teri Weigel
Trish ............ Barbara Belmonte
Heather .......... Hope Marie Carlton
Jackie ........... Kim Anderson
Mitzi ............ Barbara Schillaci
Termite Boss ..... Cliff Bemis





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         "IM-PO-DENT"  (219)
            032. 02/28/88

WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh

Marcy lives to regret driving - and
denting - Steve's new Mercedes,
particularly when she learns she has
less to live for.  To get back at her
Steve feigns impotence and tricks
Marcy into being his household
servant.










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"JUST MARRIED... WITH CHILDREN"  (220)
            033. 03/06/88

WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle

While going through Steve and Marcy's
mail, Al and Peg find and fill out an
application for a game show ("How do I
love thee?"), where the object is a
Bundy natural: surviving torture.  The
Bundys go on the show pretending to be
Steve and Marcy.  Steve and Marcy then
show up at the end of the game show as
Al and Peggy.  The husband who
survives the most abuse will be the
winner.

Bink Winkleman ... David Leisure
Lovely Zelda ..... Jessie Scott
Mona Squab ....... Catherine Rusoff
Roland Squab ..... Geoff Pierson

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         "FATHER LODE"  (221)
            034. 03/13/88

WRITER: Jerry Perzigian

Al goes to great lengths to keep his
race-track winnings a secret from Peg.

Jade ............. Teri Weigel













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      "ALL IN THE FAMILY"  (222)
            035. 05/01/88

WRITERS: Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung

Peggy's eccentric relatives visit the
Bundy house, including battling uncles
and singing and dancing triplet aunts,
whose show-biz career is threatened by
Al's advice.

Uncle Irwin ...... King Kong Bundy
The Wanker Triplets .. Milly, Elena
                   and Eadie Del Rubio
Uncle Otto ....... James "Gypsy" Haake







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                  T H I R D   S E A S O N   ( 1 9 8 8 - 8 9 )

                      P R O D U C T I O N   S T A F F
           
           Producer ............................ Sandy Sprung
                                                 Marcy Vosburgh

           Supervising Producer ................ Richard Gurman
           Co-Executive Producer ............... Katherine Green

           Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
                                                 Ron Leavitt

           Associate Producer .................. Barbara Blachut Cramer
           Script Supervisor ................... Kevin Curran
           Creative Consultant ................. Arthur Silver
           Executive Script Consultant ......... Ellen L. Fogle
           Executive Story Editor .............. Ralph R. Farquhar
           Story Editor ........................ Stacie Lipp
                                                 Larry Jacobsen

           Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen
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     "HE THOUGHT HE COULD"  (302)
            036. 11/06/88

WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye

The third season opens with Al
achieving dubious fame for his furtive
attempts to return the library copy of
"The Little Engine That Could" that he
checked out in 1957 while in
Elementary school.  He goes to return
it and finds the same fat librarian
that was there when he was a kid.

DeGroot .......... Lu Leonard
Young Al ......... Edan Gross
Lenny ............ Brandon Bluhm
Book Boy ......... Joseph Dammann




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   "I'M GOING TO SWEATLAND"  (303)
            037. 11/20/88

TELEPLAY: Pamela Wick & Susan Cridland

Suspicious minds question Peggy's
claim that she saw Elvis at the mall,
until Marcy notices that one of Al's
shirts has a perspiration stain in
the shape of the King's face.  The
house is then overrun by Elvis fans.

Dottie ........... Nancy Skelton
Edna ............. Justine Lenore
Margo ............ Michelle Milantoni
Elvis? ........... Ron Stein
Alajandro ........ Rawley Valverde
Ollie ............ Ken Minyard
Mrs. Webstock .... Tifni Twitchell
Lew .............. Bob Arthur
Samantha ......... Sadie Chrestman
Clyde ............ Bruce Liberty
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          "POKE HIGH"  (304)
            038. 11/27/88

WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar

A high-school football player is
threatening two Bundy scoring records,
one held by Al - and the other by
Kelly.

Matt ............. Beau Dremann
Kitty ............ Ria Pavia
Ms. Mount ........ Cynthia Songe
Mr. Groggs ....... Carey Eidel
Coach ............ Greg White







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       "A PERIOD PIECE"  (301)
            039. 12/11/88

WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh

Al and Steve mourn what might have
been when the women in their lives
accompany them on a fishing trip to a
cabin in the woods.  Unfortunately, it
seems that its the wrong time of the
month for Peg, Marcy and Kelly.

[Note: the "censored" title for this
episode is "The Camping Show".]








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      "A DUMP OF MY OWN"  (305)
            040. 01/08/89

WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt

The Bundys endure sacrifices as Al
devotes himself to his lifelong dream:
building his personal exclusive
executive washroom, in the garage,
with the centerpiece being a mighty
Ferguson toilet - for a Man's flush.











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    "HER CUPS RUNNETH OVER"  (306)
            041. 01/15/89

WRITERS: Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung

To cheer up Peggy on her birthday, Al
and Steve travel to Wisconsin and
"Francine's of Hollywood" (whose motto
is "If you've got the boulders, we've
got the holders"), where lies the
solution to Peggy's clothing crisis -
a missing bra.

Policeman ........ Deron McBee
Muffy ............ April Wayne







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 "THE BALD AND THE BEAUTIFUL"  (307)
            042. 01/29/89

WRITERS: Jules Dennis & Richard
Mueller / John Sgueglia

Desperate men take desperate measures:
Al and Steve put their heads together
seeking solutions to impending
baldness.  Steve tries joining a club
for bald men and takes Al along with
him.

Lance ............ Graham Jarvis
Jim .............. Jim Maniaci
Amber ............ Kay Wolf
Crystal .......... Therese Kablan
Murray ........... Henry G. Sanders




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       "THE GYPSY CRIED"  (309)
            043. 02/05/89

WRITER: Richard Gurman

A psychic sees good things for Steve,
Al and Peggy, but tragedy is in the
cards for Marcy, who insists that the
lucky ones accompany her as insurance
on a business flight to New York.

Madame Olga ...... Carmen Zapata
Fluffy ........... Sandra Wild
Fred ............. Steve Bean
Vandergelder ..... F. William Parker
Vicky ............ Barbara Alyn Woods






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  "REQUIEM FOR A DEAD BARBER"  (308)
            044. 02/12/89

WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye
/ James E. Hornbeck

After the death of his longtime
barber, Al lets his hair down - way
down, rather than tolerate a visit to
a "stylist" and a "salon."

Mr. Adonis ....... Kenny Sacha
Mr. Ron .......... Steve Levy
Russ ............. Garrett Morris
Louie ............ Vito D'Ambrosio
Murphy ........... Charlie
Fran ............. Stacy Alden
Norris ........... Frank Lloyd
Barney ........... Steve Susskind
Eduardo .......... Harry Hart-Browne


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    "I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT"  (310)
            045. **/**/**

WRITERS: Jeanne Baruch & Jeanne Romano

In an attempt to revive their sex
life, Peg (at Marcy's suggestion),
lures Al to the Hop-On-Inn motel.
There they discover a couple of
familiar faces on the adult video
channel: Steve and Marcy.  When Steve
points out that Al and Peg must have
been taped too, Al and Marcy want to
break some legs, while Peg and Steve
want to sue.  In court, the details of
the Bundys' sex life leave the jury so
unimpressed that they award them
nothing, but Steve and Marcy's
performance was worth $10,000.

[Note: this episode was never
broadcast as scheduled, because of
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many disagreements between the show's
producers and the Fox network
censors.]

Ms. Weigel ....... Lora Zane
Judge ............ Lillian Lehman
Jury Foreman ..... Ken Thorley















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         "EATIN' OUT"  (311)
            046. 02/19/89

WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh

A family dinner at a fine restaurant
is how the Bundys decide to spend a
windfall (an inheritance check for
$250), but its apparent that fine
dining in public is not a regular part
of the Bundy lifestyle.

Paul ............. Michael Tulin
Harold ........... Tom Tully
Harold's Wife .... Mary Jo Kirwan
Photo Girl ....... Dona Speir
Maitre'D . Clement Von Franckenstein
Waiter No.1 ...... William Rogers




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       "MY MOM, THE MOM"  (312)
            047. 02/26/89

TELEPLAY: Lesa Kite & Cindy Begel,
STORY: Jan Rosenbloom

While Al teaches responsibility and
the meaning of the dollar to Bud,
Peggy does the same, in her own
inimitable style, to anyone who will
listen during Mother-Daughter Career
Day at Kelly's school.

Judge Spivak ..... Teri Ralston
Jade ............. Teri Weigel
Susan ............ Deborah Levin
Becky ............ Julie Condra





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  "CAN'T DANCE, DON'T ASK ME"  (313)
            048. 03/12/89

TELEPLAY: Robert Ulin
STORY: Gabrielle Topping

After Kelly's prank on the tap-dancing
club, the principal dictates she
either join the club (of "geeks and
dweebs") or leave school, which would
leave her without a daily hot meal.
Kelly must then do a Tap Dance
recital, but she drops the idea at the
last minute and does something
slightly more exciting (and erotic).
Also, Al gives the Bundy credo as:
"When one Bundy is embarrassed, the
rest of us feel better about
ourselves."  We also find out that Al
buys clothes at "Bob's Pre-Owned Socks
'n Stuff".

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Mrs. Wicker ...... Bunny Summers
Mr. Wormer ....... Sandy Helberg
Bruno ............ Jesse Borrego


"A THREE JOB, NO INCOME FAMILY"  (314)
            049. 03/19/89

WRITER: Richard Gurman

After Peggy gets a "job" of selling
herself Patty-Girl makeup, Al tries
to regain some financial respect by
taking a second job at a fast food
place: Burger Trek.

Heather .......... Teresa Ganzel
Captain .......... Pauly Shore
Shep ............. Christian Jacobs
Butch ............ Dylan Kussman


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    "THE HARDER THEY FALL"  (315)
            050. 03/26/89

WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle

While driving Peggy back from the
video store, Steve gets cut off in
traffic and Peg gives the guy the
finger.  Steve is then afraid of a
violent reprisal, when he is followed
home by the man.  Al convinces Steve
to take the first punch and he ends up
knocking out a midget.

Mr. Williams ..... Daniel Frishman







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   "THE HOUSE THAT PEG LOST"  (316)
            051. 04/09/89

WRITER: Steve Granat & Mel Sherer

After asking the Bundys to watch their
house while they're away, Steve and
Marcy return to find a big hole where
their house once stood.  Meanwhile,
Kelly has a slumber party for her
friends, but Bud disrupts it and turns
things into a riot.

Lauren ........... Allison Barron
Karen ............ Kristen Pearcey
Charlene ......... Laurie Plaksin
Tasha ............ Tracy Justrich
Workman .......... Jonathan Coogan
TV Announcer ..... Howard Stevens



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   "MARRIED... WITH QUEEN 1"  (317)
            052. 04/23/89

WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle

Peggy spends $2,800 in an effort to
get elected queen at her high school
reunion, but she may be outdone by
arch rival Connie Bender.

Connie ........... Lisa Raggio
Jack ............. Jack Yates
Vicky ............ Catherine Carlen
Edna ............. Carol Mansell
Silky ............ Barbara Belmonte
Go-Go Dancer ..... Andrea Parker
Velour ........... Patricia Matthews
Sumo Yohiro ...... Betty Muramoto




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   "MARRIED... WITH QUEEN 2"  (318)
            053. 04/30/89

WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle

Conclusion.  Peggy stands to lose the
crown to Connie until Al finally
stands up to Connie's husband Jack.
Meanwhile Bud and Kelly crash the
party for some real food.

Connie ........... Lisa Raggio
Jack ............. Jack Yates
Tim Potter ....... Bill Applebaum
Eli .............. Richard Jeni
Jimbo ............ Robert Schuch
Milton ........... Eric Tull
Vicky ............ Catherine Carlen
Speedy ........... Ric Stoneback
Rick ............. John Apicella
Geena ............ Lynda Lenet
Thelma ........... Claudia Harrington
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Linda ............ Lisa Donovan
Melinda .......... Laura Mellencamp
Sable ............ Lynne Austin
Eli .............. David L. Lander
Larry Fleishman .. Bill Bateman


     "THE DATELESS AMIGO"  (320)
            054. 05/07/89

WRITER: Sara V. Finney & Vida Spears

After his friends both find dates, Bud
is desperately seeking Susan - or any
girl who'll date him - while Al comes
up with a million-dollar invention
that looks desperate.  Al takes the
battery and headlights out of his car
and straps them on Kelly, thereby
inventing "Shoe Lights".

Teddy ............ Vonni Ribisi
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Boz .............. Stephen Dorff
Lisa ............. Heather Hopper
Caroline ......... Christy Johnson


      "THE COMPUTER SHOW"  (319)
            055. 05/14/89

WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar

If a computer can't fetch your
slippers, there doesn't seem to be any
reason for having it, reasons Al.  So
Peggy buys one, ostensibly for the
kids' schoolwork, but it gets more use
as a hat rack.

Computer Voice ... Nick Toth
       



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       "LIFE'S A BEACH"  (321)
            056. 05/21/89

WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar

Seeking more family togetherness, Al
declares "Bundy Day at the Beach,"
where the kids compete to find new
flames, while an old flame finds Al.

Marilyn Beamis ... Morgan Brittany
Tina ............. Candy Hutson
Chris ............ Brice Alan
Lucy ............. Christi Allen
Lifeguard ........ Pete Steinfeld
Jill ............. Amber Susa
Wendy ............ Sandra Alexander
Mark ............. Gary Mauro
Betsy ............ Marilyn Pitzer
Sandy ............ Tracy Burton
Kid No. 1 ........ Michael Faustino
Luana ............ Marcy Austin
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Beach Boy ........ Saman
 

"HERE'S LOOKIN' AT YOU, KID"  (322)
            057. 08/27/89

TELEPLAY: Jeanne Baruch & Jeanne
Romano
STORY: Len O'Neill

Al goes the distance to placate Peggy,
who's peeved that the neighborhood
peeper has yet to peep at her.
Meanwhile, Bud tutors Kelly so she can
pass the tests to make senior.

Fanny ............ LaRue Stanley
Fifi ............. Luann Lee
Marsha ........... Shirley Prestia
Mrs. McGinty ..... Delores Albin
Lois ............. Healy Cunningham

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                 F O U R T H   S E A S O N   ( 1 9 8 9 - 9 0 )


                        P R O D U C T I O N   S T A F F

           Supervising Producer ................ Kevin Curran
           Co-Executive Producer ............... Arthur Silver
                                                 Katherine Green
                                                 Ellen L. Fogle

           Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
                                                 Ron Leavitt

           Co-Producer ......................... Barbara Blachut Cramer
           Story Editor ........................ Kevin Curran
           Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt
           Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen





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      "HOT OFF THE GRILL"  (401)
            058. 09/03/89

WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt

The Bundys' fourth season begins with
a Labor Day barbecue, a major turn-on
for Al, as is the sight of Peggy
laboring mightily to make everything
just right for his creation of
"special" Bundy burgers.
Unfortunately, one of the special
ingredients turns out to be the ashes
of Marcy's dead aunt.








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 "DEAD MEN DON'T DO AEROBICS"  (402)
            059. 09/10/89

WRITER: Katherine Green

A two-week visit from "the healthiest
man in Chicago" evolves into a test of
wills between contest-winner Peggy and
the TV aerobics instructor who makes
her pant in ways other than she wants.
At the end of the week, we learn who
had the strongest will when Jim is
sitting on the couch eating bon-bons.
Unfortunately for Peg, he also dies.

[NOTE: the episode ends with the
following message - "This show is
dedicated to our brother the mighty
cockroach.  Let him show us the way."]

Jim Jupiter ...... Tom Lahm
Bunny ............ Michele Smith
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Lola ............. Katy Eickstaedt
     
      "BUCK SAVES THE DAY"  (403)
            060. 09/24/89

WRITERS: Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung

The Bundy kids need to raise money for
concert tickets: Bud sells Al "Dan'l"
Bundy as a camping guide and Kelly
fleeces Peggy's friends at poker.  Al
and Steve then have to take a bunch of
kids camping.

Joey ............. Michael Faustino
Fern ............. Lana Schwab
Louise ........... Charlotte Crossley
Victor ........... Aeryk Egan




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   "TOOTH AND CONSEQUENCES"  (404)
            061. 10/01/89

TELEPLAY: Sheldon Krasner & David
Saling
STORY: Will Rogers

Excruciating pain forces Al to see
Marcy's dentist, a man dedicated to
his profession almost as much as he is
to this week's dental assistant.

Dr. Plierson ..... Joe Flaherty
T.C./Assistant ... Traci Lords
Bill ............. Scott Garrison







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"HE AIN'T MUCH, BUT HE'S MINE"  (405)
            062. 10/08/89

WRITER: Lisa Rosenthal

A beauty-parlor discussion with a
well-kept woman makes Peggy think her
very own Al is the keeper.  Meanwhile,
Marcy suffers from a bad hairstyle
that makes her look like Peggy.

Ginger ........... Elizabeth Keifer
Molly ............ Kimmy Robertson
Renee ...........Vernee Watson Johnson
Sonya ............ Brenda Lilly







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        "FAIR EXCHANGE"  (406)
            063. 10/29/89

WRITER: Al Aiderman

The Bundys can feast on the $500 a
month they receive for hosting a
foreign exchange student, but the
beautiful French visitor turns Kelly's
social life to famine.

Yvette ........... Milla Jovovich
Myron ............ Richard Israel
Hank ............. Gregg Thomsen
Bob ...... Douglas Bryant Johnson







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  "DESPERATELY SEEKING MISS OCTOBER"
         (407)  064. 11/05/89

WRITERS: Arthur Silver & Steve Bing

When a playmate comes into Al's store,
he is eager to get home and look up
her issue.  But Al is a broken man
when he finds that Peggy has sold his
family heirloom (the meticulously
cared-for collection of Playboy
magazines), to buy a good-luck charm
to win the lottery.  Ed O'Neill plays
the ghost of Al's father, who
encourages him to get some self
respect back, so Al forces Peg to get
his Playboy's back.  Which she does by
selling his car.  [Brandi Brandt was
the Playboy centerfold October, 1987]

Playmate ......... Brandi Brandt

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          "976-SHOE"  (408)
            065. 11/12/89

WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh

Steve may be booted out of his bank
after he okays a $50,000 loan to Al,
who has plans afoot for a new phone
service to solve shoe problems.  Al
becomes "Dr. Shoe" at 555-SHOE - but
nobody calls, despite his TV ads.
Marcy tries to help by loaning him
another $50,000 from her bank to repay
Steve, but Al spends that as well.
Steve loses his job over the loan and
Marcy gets demoted to drive-up teller.

Muffy ............ Kari Whitman
Peamon ............ Ray Reinhardt
Sherrif .......... Dan Tullis, Jr.
Swensen ........... Kerry Burke
Farmer ........... R. Leo Schreiber
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      "OH WHAT A FEELING"  (409)
            066. 11/19/89

WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye

Al hits a bump on the road to a new
car when he finds that the amount he
digs up for a down payment is a bit
less than the amount he buried.  Al is
then forced to buy a used car.

Tony .............. John Welsh
Lewis ............. Marc Bentley
Vince ............. Mike Tino
Mr. Writeman ...... Joe Farago
Mrs. Writeman ..... Nancy Priddy






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         "AT THE ZOO"  (410)
            067. 11/26/89

WRITER: Katherine Green

Marcy has an animal lust for Steve's
blood after her unemployed husband
spends time at the zoo and aquarium
instead of looking for a job.

Reporter .......... Matt McKenzie
TV News Anchor .... Lisa Moss
Courtney .......... Jennifer Banko
Sonny ............. Dan Tullis, Jr.
Norris ............ Frank Lloyd
Chelsea ........... Trudy Adams
Bartender ......... Michael Francis
                    Clarke




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"ITS A BUNDYFUL LIFE (Part-1)"  (412)
            068. 12/17/89

WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt

Al is left sad and alone after his
plans for "the best Bundy Christmas
ever" are thwarted, when he can't get
to Marcy's bank in time to withdraw
the money he saved to buy everyone
presents.  We also hear a moving
recital of Al Bundy's Christmas story:

"Twas the night before christmas and
all through the house, no food was a
stirring, not even a mouse.  Stockings
were hung 'round dad's neck like a
tie, along with a note that said
'presents or die'.  Children were
plotting all night in their beds,
while the wife's constant whining was
splitting his head.  But daddy had
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money this year in the bank, then they
closed up early, now dad's in the
tank... and all of a sudden Santa
appeared, a sneer on his face, booze
in his beard.  Santa I said as he
laughed merrily, you do so much for
others do something for me.  Bundy he
said, you only sell shoes, your son is
a sneak-thief, your daughters' a
flooze.  Ho Ho Santa said, should I
mention your wife, her hairs like an
a-bomb, her nails like a knife.  As he
climbs up the chimney, that fat piece
of dung, he mooned me two times, he
stuck out his tongue.  And I heard him
exclaim, as he broke wind with glee:
you're married with children, you'll
never be free."

Midge ............ Kate Romero
Horowitz ......... Don Sparks
Franklin ......... Tim Eyster
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"IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (Part-2)"  (413)
            069. 12/17/89

WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt

Conclusion.  Al's guardian angel (Sam
Kinison) shows him what life would be
like for Peggy and the kids if he'd
never been born, a question Al posed
after a drunken Marcy and an ill-
fated, cash-motivated foray into
child care at the mall left him with
no money for the gifts he promised.

Angel ............ Sam Kinison
Norman ........... Ted McGinley






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    "WHO'LL STOP THE RAIN?"  (411)
            070. 01/07/90

WRITER: Kevin Curran

Al is "one man against nature,"
determined to fix a leak in the roof,
but each fall from the roof makes it
harder to tell whether he's too cheap
or just too stupid to call a
professional.











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      "A TAXING PROBLEM"  (415)
            071. 01/14/90

WRITER:  Paul Diamond

Thanks to Peggy's creative tax
preparations, Al needs a quick $5000
in order to pay off the IRS and stay
out of jail.  An ad in the paper leads
him to a couple willing to pay that
much - for Peggy's hair.

Leo Privett ...... Paul Coutos
Mailman .......... A.J. Freeman
Marie Privett .... Coleen Maloney







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     "ROCK AND ROLL GIRL"  (414)
            072. 02/04/90

WRITERS: Ellen L. Fogle / Linda Day

Acting as her agent, Bud helps Kelly
land an ideal job when Al challenges
family members to earn a dollar of his
or her own.  Rockers "The Gutter
Cats" appear as themselves.

[Note: this was David Garrison's last
show]

Officer .......... Dan Tullis Jr.
Carrie ........... Eva LaRue
Sharrie .......... Deborah Dillon
Mary ............. Jill Pierce
Cecil ............ Shabba-Doo
Bum .............. Chuck E. Weiss
Brenda ........... Jamie Lynn Grenham

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 "YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM 1"
         (416)  073. 02/11/90

WRITER: Sioux Doanham

Steve is history and Marcy is manless
after his "Dear Marcy" note, so Bud
tries to catch her on the rebound.
Peggy talks her into a just-us-girls
vacation to Vegas where they lose
$5,000 of Al's money.

Pizza Boy ........ Michael Stoyanov
Man .............. Michael Saccente
Dealer ........... Lawrence Lott







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 "YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM 2"
         (417)  074. 02/18/90

WRITER: Kevin Curran

Bad times hit the good-time girls,
leaving Al to come to the rescue and
try to win $10,000 by staying three
minutes in the ring with Big Bad Mama
of the Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling, a
huge monster of a woman.

Yummy ............ Ava Fabian
Gambler .......... Rick Zumwalt
Announcer ........ Tony Cimber
Hollywood ........ Jeanne Basone
Big Bad Momma .... Lynn Braxton
Croupier ......... Sam Clay
Man .............. Nicholas Dorr
Referee .......... Gene LeBell
Lounge Singer .... Sarah Taylor
Elmo ............. Tommy Nast
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Babe ............. Ursula Hayden

"WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND"  (418)
            075. 02/25/90

WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle

Al is asked to speak at his high-
school homecoming, where Kelly keeps
two dates happy and Bud plots revenge
on a girl who once embarrasses him by
running his underwear up a flagpole.

Jeff ............. Joel J. Edwards
Mr. Blum ......... Mik Scriba
Principal Ravinko. Carol Gustafson
Clyde ............ Steve Bruskin
Heather McCoy.. Tiffani-Amber Thiessen
Guy #1 ........... Joshua D. Howard
Guy #2 ........... Corey Tyler
Rick ...... Bojesse Christopher Graham

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       "PEGGY TURNS 300"  (420)
            076. 03/25/90

WRITERS: Katherine Green / Tony
Singletary

Al plans a special evening for Peggy's
birthday - a night at the Bowlarama,
where he hopes to finally beat his
arch-rival's high game record.  Al
manages to break the record score, but
then moments later Peg bowls a perfect
game.

Puggy ............ Michael McManus
Himself .......... Garrett Glaser
Bowler #1 ........ Michael O'Guinne
Himself .......... Roy Firestone




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  "PEGGY MADE A LITTLE LAMB"  (421)
            077. 04/15/90

WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle

Peg discovers that she never graduated
High School, because she flunked one
class: home economics.  Now she must
go back to school with Kelly and pass
the final exam.  This results in some
problems for Kelly.

Miss Beyer ....... Marge Redmond
Bum .............. Chuck E. Weiss
Ruben ............ Patrick J. Dancy
Senior #1 ........ Keely Christian
Susan ............ Geri Betzler
Senior #2 ........ Sandi Whitten




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          "RAINGIRL"  (419)
            078. 04/29/90

WRITER: Kevin Curran

Kelly has to take a job at a TV
station, but she moves from intern to
a $1000-a-week "weather bunny", moving
the current meteorologist to storm
off.  This leaves Kelly and her new
manager Al with a $250,000 contract
offer.

Bill Palomino .... Ben Lemon
Station Manager .. Fran Montano







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     "THE AGONY OF DeFEET"  (422)
            079. 05/06/90

WRITERS: Diane Burroughs & Joey
Gutierrez

Al is dreaming about feet, in fact
he's getting nightmares about them.
He also ends up judging a "beauty"
contest at the shoe store.  Meanwhile,
Kelly tricks Bud and Marcy into
thinking they slept with each other.

Jim .............. Noah Blake
Rhonda ........... Robin Angers
Pagent Master .... Jim O'Doherty
Joey ............. Michael John Burns
Judge #1 ......... Lou Wills
Judge #2 ......... Mary Gillis



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          "YARD SALE"  (423)
            080. 05/13/90

WRITERS: Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung

Peg will buy anything at a yard sale.
She brings home a boar's head & there
is no more room in the garage to put
it, Al decides enough is enough and he
resolves to have a yard sale of their
own despite Peggy's protests.  These
are items that nobody but Peg would be
stupid enough to buy.  Al's next idea
is to create "Bundyland: the happiest
place on Earth".

Statue ........... Alex Walters
Mark ............. Josh Carroll
Tom .............. Andrew Steinfeld
Alice ............ Kate Morrison
Mildred .......... Cynthia Sullivan
Freddy ........... Brent Corman
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                  F I F T H   S E A S O N   ( 1 9 9 0 - 9 1 )


                        P R O D U C T I O N   S T A F F

           Producer ............................ Kevin Curran
                                                 Barbara Blachut Cramer

           Supervising Producer ................ Ellen L. Fogle
                                                 Ralph R. Farquhar

           Co-Executive Producer ............... Katherine Green
                                                 Arthur Silver

           Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
                                                 Ron Leavitt

           Story Editor ........................ Stacie Lipp
                                                 Larry Jacobsen

           Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt
           Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen
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       NEW REGULAR CAST MEMBER:
   Ted McGinley as Jefferson Darcy


    "WE'LL FOLLOW THE SUN"  (502)
            081. 09/23/90

WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye

Its Labor Day.  Al decides to take the
family on a vacation and see America
by car, but instead they end up
spending the entire time caught in a
traffic jam on the freeway.

Gerry ............ Eric Menyuk
Kitty ............ Marla Fries
Motorist #1 ...... Frank Lloyd
Motorist #2 ...... Gita Isak
Motorist #3 ...... Eddie Rio


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      "AL... WITH KELLY"  (501)
            082. 09/30/90

TELEPLAY: Stacie Lipp
STORY: Gabrielle Topping

Kelly and Al feign sickness so that
they can avoid going to Peg's mother's
place.  Kelly ends up really getting
sick and Al has to take care of her.
Al also gets to watch his favorite TV
show, which is "Psycho Dad".

Yvette ........... Pamela Anderson
Yvonne ........... Beckie Mullen
Pizza Boy ........ Jay Anthony Franke
Nurse ............ Teresa Frost


     


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      "SUE CASA, HIS CASA"  (503)
            083. 10/07/90

WRITER: Kevin Curran

The Bundys go to court when a Mercedes
hits the Bundymobile - according to
the newly licenced Bud.
Unfortunately, the case (and kids)
don't stand up well to the cross-
examination.

Mr. Lincoln ...... Mark L. Taylor
Bailiff .......... Rif Hutton
The Judge ........ Joyce Brothers







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        "THE UNNATURAL"  (504)
            084. 10/14/90

WRITER: Katherine Green

Al's softball team wants to bench him
before the championship, but Peggy,
Kelly and Bud hold three of the
required votes.  Peg is swayed by the
hunk who will replace Al, while it
takes food to get the kids' vote.

Roy .............. Fred Shelton
Norris ........... Frank Lloyd
Barney ........... Steve Susskind
Old Codger ....... Greg Lewis
Announcer ........ Ray J. Templin
Kid .............. Ian Ziering
Hardy ............ Derek Sellers
Sven Hunkstrom ... Dan Blom


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         "DANCE SHOW"  (505)
            085. 10/21/90

WRITER: Arthur Silver

Al doesn't mind when Peg starts going
to Marcy's dance hall and trips the
light fantastic with a handsome man,
until another man tells Al that Peg
is stealing his husband. (Yes, his
husband).

Pete ............. Dan Castellaneta
Andy ............. Sam McMurray
Trixie ........... Dorit Sauer







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     "KELLY BOUNCES BACK"  (506)
            086. 10/28/90

WRITER: Al Aiderman

Aspiring model Kelly invents a
beguiling maneuver called the "Bundy
Bounce" for her first audition -
spokesmodel for the new Allante' car,
but Bud's loose and aspiring lips give
the secret to another model.  Kelly
must take things into her own hands,
and "remove" the competition.
Meanwhile, Peggy goes on strike
because Al thinks she is useless.

Piper Bowman ..... Tia Carrere
Miss Beck ........ Tina Louise
Rochelle ......... Debbie Dunning
Incense Berkowicz. Joanna Goode
Girl ............. Wendy Nichols

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     "MARRIED WITH ALIENS"  (507)
            087. 11/04/90

WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle

Little green aliens are coming to
Earth and stealing Al's socks to use
as fuel for their spaceships.  The
only problem is nobody but Al sees
them, so everyone just thinks he is
crazy.

Oliver ........... Leonard Lightfoot
Alien ............ Patty Maloney
Alien ............ Phil Fondacaro
Alien ............ Felix Silla
Alien ............ Tony Cox
Alien ............ Susie Rossitto
Alien ............ Debbie Lee
                   Carrington


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        "WABBIT SEASON"  (508)
            088. 11/11/90

WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt

Al is under pressure and the doctor
orders him to relax.  To combat
stress, he starts a vegtable garden,
but the combat turns physical when a
rabbit swipes his carrots.  This
becomes a war of wills: Bundy against
Bunny.


    "DO YA THINK I'M SEXY"  (509)
            089. 11/18/90

WRITER: Kevin Curran

Al's confidence soars when he is
complimented by neighborhood women who
see him move a couch and Al becomes
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the new stud on the block.  Peggy
can't believe it.

Brenda ........... Rhonda Shear
Jade ............. Teri Weigel
Mandi ............ Sherrie Rose
Athena ........... Lucy Filippone
Donna ............ Rhonda Britten


     "ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO"  (510)
            090. 11/25/90

WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar

Peg takes it hard when Kelly moves out
after Al keeps beating up her
boyfriends and Al takes it hard when
he sees her great new place.

Sam .............. Stewart J. Zully
Brook ............ Julie Gray
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Older Man ........ Charles Howerton
Jake ............. Rick Waugh


    "AND BABY MAKES MONEY"  (511)
            091. 12/16/90

WRITER: Art Everett

Peggy reaps immediate benefits when Al
learns he can inherit a half-million
dollars if he fathers a child and
names it after his late uncle Stymie.
Unfortunately for Al, Peg decides to
take birth control pills, and not tell
him.  When Al finds out after months
of draining attempts at baby-making,
he decides to extract his revenge by
making Peg think she is pregnant.

Miss Penza ....... Beth Broderick
Eugene Bundy ..... Charlie Brill
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     "MARRIED... WITH WHO"  (512)
            092. 01/06/91

WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle

After boozing it up at a party, Marcy
wakes up wearing a wedding ring and in
bed next to her new husband.
Unfortunately, she doesn't remember a
thing about it.  The husband turns out
to be ex-swindler Jefferson Darcy
(played by returning Ted McGinley),
which makes her name now Marcy Darcy.









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        "THE GODFATHER"  (514)
            093. 02/03/91

WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar

Kelly is dating a 42-year old city
alderman, so Al seizes the possibility
of power and becomes the neighborhood
"Godfather".  Bud feels neglected and
decides to change things.  [

Note: the Bundys' address is mentioned
in this episode as "9764 Jeopardy
Lane".]

Harry Ashland .... Lane Davies
Salt Water ....... Angel Broadhurst
Woman ............ Anne Marie Gillis
Paperboy ......... Scott Ferguson



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     "LOOK WHO'S BARKING"  (513)
            094. 02/10/91

WRITER: Katherine Green

Buck goes out on the town in search of
dinner, but instead he meets a female
who takes his food and maybe his place
in the Bundy house unless Buck can
find a way to make them give her the
boot.

Buck's voice ..... Cheech Marin
Street Singer .... B.B. King
Owner ............ Rodney Kageyama
Chef ............. Brian George
Hans ............. Kort Falkenberg





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       "A MAN'S CASTLE"  (515)
            095. 02/17/91

WRITER: Stacie Lipp

After spending $2,000 on decorating
school, Peggy defies Al's decree not
to redecorate by turning his former
sanctuary into a chamber of frilly
feminine horror.  Al passes out at the
sight of his once mighty Ferguson, now
adorned with Peg's trappings.

Professor Lavar .. Deryl Carroll
Mick ............. Dave Florek
Rich ............. Fitzhugh G. Houston






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   "ALL NIGHT SECURITY DUDE"  (516)
            096. 02/24/91

WRITERS: Glenn Eichler & Peter Gaffney

When the second floor aerobics studio
collapses into his shoe store, Al gets
laid off while the store is being
repaired.  He gets a job as a security
guard at his old school.  This prompts
his former high school sports rival to
steal the prized football trophy.

Spare Tire Dixon . Bubba Smith
Trixie ........... Dorit Sauer
Principal ........ Carol Gustafson






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    "OLDIES BUT YOUNG'UNS"  (518)
            097. 03/17/91

WRITER: Bill Prady

Al is haunted by a tune heard on the
radio which he can hum but not name,
he similarly haunts Kelly's date who
learns that he can look but not touch.

[NOTE: this episode features the first
appearance of the "Top of the Heap"
characters.  Also, the ending credits
have Al's mystery song, which is:
"Anna (Go With Him)" playing, instead
of the normal theme music.]

Charlie Verducci . Joseph Bologna
Vinnie Verducci .. Matt Le Blanc
Customer #1 ...... Michael Stanton
Customer #2 ...... Ron Litman
Dave ............. Suli McCullough
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Rick Cool ........ Bean Baxter


"WEENIE TOT LOVERS & OTHER STRANGERS"
         (517)  098. 03/24/91

WRITER: Kevin Curran

A year's supply of something close to
food known as "Weenie-Tots" could be
Al's, if Kelly lands the job as
spokesgirl to represent the stuff.
Kelly becomes Miss Weenie Tot and Al
gets his favorite mock-food, but since
Tots rapidly disintegrate upon contact
with air, Peg manages to spoil every
box searching for a winning ticket.

Mr. Shnick ....... Ray Girardin
IRS Agent ........ Milt Tarver
Butter Lefkowitz . Helena Apothaker
Rhonda Rose ...... Jennifer Braff
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Johnson .......... F. Richards Ford
Policeman ........ Dan Tullis, Jr.
Flopsie .......... Heather Parkhurst
   

    "KIDS! WADAYA GONNA DO?"  (521)
            099. 04/07/91

WRITERS: Ellen L. Fogle / Linda Day

Al and Peg go over to watch a movie at
Marcy's house and proceed to take over
the place.  Meanwhile, the Bundy
offspring seek gainful employment, but
only Bud gains, while Kelly babysits
the family from hell.  Also, Bud
finally manages to get a girl.

[Note: this episode originally aired
as a one-hour "special" along with the
pilot showing of "Top of the Heap".]

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Crystal .......... Helena Apothaker
Agatha ........... Edith Varon
June Hubbard ..... Irina Cashen
March Hubbard .... Joey Simmrin
January Hubbard .. Matt Leavitt
December Hubbard . Kristen Semon
April Hubbard .... Samantha Leavitt
July Hubbard ..... Cheri Semon
May Hubbard ...... Heather Lynne
Cranny

  
   "YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (Part-1)"
         (519)  100. 04/14/91

WRITERS: J.D. Brangato & Michael
Ferris / Linda Day

Al won't buy an air conditioner, so he
moves his family into a supermarket.
They are told to buy something or be
arrested, so while checking out, they
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cut in front of Marcy and become the
store's one millionth customer.

Manager .......... Bruce Jarchow
Cashier .......... Jodie Mann
Bob .............. John Mallory Asher
Nibbles .......... Bobbie Brown
Butter ........... Helena Apothaker
The D.J. ......... Kevin Ryder
Mrs. Gillis ...... Louise P. Rapport
Cheese Lady ...... Regina Leeds

  
   "YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (Part-2)"
         (520)  101. 04/21/91

WRITERS: Stacie Lipp / Linda Day

Conclusion.  The Bundys and the Darcys
compete in a battle to see who can get
$1,000 of groceries first.  Kelly and
Bud pass the time by tormenting
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Foodie's special guest "The Beaver".

Mr. Foodie ....... Alan Oppenheimer
Manager .......... Bruce Jarchow
Cashier .......... Jodie Mann
Nibbles .......... Bobbie Brown
Boy .............. Brent Corman
Himself .......... Jerry Mathers
        

       "BUCK THE STUD"  (524)
            102. 04/28/91

WRITERS: Chip Johannessen & John
Rinker

A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if
Buck will breed with his champion dog
"Lady Briard".  Needless to say, it
goes terribly wrong and Al is stuck
with the bill.  Meanwhile, Kelly
becomes Bud's fashion counselor and
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dresses him in medieval costumes.

Mr. Lovejoy ...... Armin Shimmerman
Bubbles .......... Debbie Dunning
Margie ........... Jennifer Blanc
Bridgett ......... Trea Shields
    
 
    "ROUTE 666 (Part-1)"  (522)
            103. 05/05/91

WRITER: Katherine Green

The Bundys go on a vacation and end up
finding an old prospector who sells
them a map to a gold mine.  They call
Jefferson and Marcy, who come to the
rescue, thinking the kids are dying,
but it turns out Al and Peg want their
money for the mine deal.  The six of
them go out to search for gold.

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Prospector ....... John Byner
Codger #1 ........ Carmen Filpi
Banjo Player ..... Buddy Matlock
Codger #2 ........ Owen Bush
Young Zeke ....... Michael G. Moye


     "ROUTE 666 (Part-2)"  (523)
            104. 05/12/91

WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar

Conclusion.  Al, Peg, Bud, Kelly,
Marcy and Jefferson are all searching
for gold.  Al discovers the first
nugget and everyone but Kelly winds up
with a bag of gold.  They each have
their fantasies about how to spend it.
Eventually, we find out they're stuck
in the middle of a tourist attraction,
"seeded" with phony gold for the rubes
to find.  The miners don't take very
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kindly to this turn of events.

Demerson ......... Earl Billings
Yetta ............ Sharyn Leavitt
Macadamia ........ Renee Tenison
Honey Roasted .... Ava Fabian
Cashew ........... Pamela Anderson
Pecan ............ Bobbie Brown
Fantasy Man ...... Derek Sellers
Fantasy Man ...... David Nelson
Fantasy Man ...... Richard Hanson
Fantasy Man ...... Alex Walters
Fantasy Man ...... Steve Henneberry
Almond .......... Heather E. Parkhurst








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                   S I X T H   S E A S O N   ( 1 9 9 1 - 9 2 )


                        P R O D U C T I O N   S T A F F

           Supervising Producer ................ Kevin Curran
           Co-Executive Producer ............... Arthur Silver
                                                 Ellen L. Fogle

           Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
                                                 Ron Leavitt

           Producer ............................ Barbara Blachut Cramer
           Script Supervisor ................... Kevin Curran
           Story Editor ........................ Stacie Lipp
                                                 Larry Jacobsen

           Creative Consultant ................. Marjorie Gross
           Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt
           Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen


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"SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (Part-1)"  (601)
            105. 09/08/91

WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye

In the sixth-season opener, Marcy and
Jefferson announce they are expecting,
sending Al into peals of laughter -
until Peggy announces the same.  This
is the end of the world for Al.  Kelly
and Bud are not very pleased either
and they take it out on him.

"Baby" (in dream) .... Abraham Benrubi








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"SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (Part-2)"  (602)
            106. 09/15/91

WRITER: Kevin Curran

Dancing girls in a bar connected to
the bus station give Al some solace -
and a dream of permanent escape - from
Peg's demands for belly rubbing and an
expensive baby accessory.

Bartender ........ Monty Hoffman
Girl Vendor ...... Lisa Saxton
Man with nose .... Joey Sagal
Girl Dancer ...... Cyndi Pass







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  "IF AL HAD A HAMMER"  (603)   107.
               09/22/91

WRITER: Kevin Curran

Armed with determination and the Bundy
heirloom hammer, Al builds a room for
himself and himself alone - until word
gets out.  Meanwhile, Bud builds a new
identity, but nobody else can seem to
remember it right.

Jill ............. Bobbie Phillips
Norris ........... Frank Lloyd
Harriet .......... Sharyn Leavitt
Nelvia ........... Ellerine!
Betsy ............ Catherine Rusoff
Melba ............ Gita Isak
Melvin ........... Rick Scarry
Harry ............ Jeff Michalski
Herb ............. Anthony S. Johnson
Sony ............. Bill Cho Lee
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   "CHEESE, CUES, AND BLOOD"  (604)
            108. 09/29/91

TELEPLAY: Brian Scully
STORY: Allan Davis

Kelly earns a quick $1,000 to buy a
gown for the Miss Cheese competition
and a suspicious Al is out for blood -
then out of blood when he sells his to
stake her moneymaking endeavors.

Doug ................ David Dario
James ............... Bert L. Cook
Adam ................ B.T. Taylor
Tony ................ Tom Perna
Slick Stick Jackson . James Paradise
Kid ................. Christian Guzek




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"A DESK IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES" (605)
            109. 10/06/91

WRITER: Stacie Lipp

While Peg's away helping Marcy recover
her precious childhood belongings
(that Jefferson abandoned in a storage
locker), the family has an "anti-baby
meeting" and makes plans for a new
Bundy world order, which includes
food, clean clothes and a "huge-
hootered oriental woman" for Al, to
replace the pregzilla Peggy.

Bum .............. Robert Lesser
Topsy ............ Renee Tenison
Mrs.Garcia ....... Terri Hoyos
Mopsy ............ Rosie Tenison
Bathsheba ........ Lisa Saxton
Jorge ............ Seth Dillon
Salmoe ........... Tonya Offer
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"BUCK HAS A BELLY ACHE"  (606)    110.
               10/13/91

WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle

When a disturbed Buck stops eating and
gets all the attention, Peggy goes
home to Wanker County, where her city
ways don't set right with her cousins.

Cousin Eb ........ William Sanderson
Possum Boy ....... John Gerard
Cousin Effie ..... Joey Lauren Adams
Young Kit ........ Patrick Cranshaw








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    "IF I COULD SEE ME NOW"  (607)
            111. 10/27/91

WRITERS: Gabrielle Topping / Amanda
Bearse

Despite overwhelming evidence - such
as nearly driving into a lake, Al
steadfastly maintains he has no need
for eyeglasses.  But once fitted, his
happiness is blurred by the world he
now sees around him.

[NOTE: Katey Sagal took time-off
starting with this episode]

Wally ............ Robert Fieldsteel
TV Announcer ..... Gene Baxter




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         "GODS SHOES"  (608)
            112. 11/03/91

WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle

Regaining consciousness after a fall,
Al claims to have seen "god", whose
perfect shoes Al decides to market to
the masses, using money that Jefferson
took from Marcy.

Sidney Rimhollow . Tim Kazurinsky
Host ............. Larry Jacobson
Bob .............. Brad Parker
Lola ............. Megan O'Hara
Scary Mary ....... June Foray






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"KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (Part-1)"  (609)
            113. 11/10/91

WRITER: Larry Jacobson

Gypped out of an appearance on public-
access TV by her modeling school
teacher, Kelly gets her own show on
the air with $35 from her girlfriends.
"Vital social issues'n stuff with
KELLY" features an all-girl band and
some of her friends discussing
subjects like "men's butts" and the
slut of the week.  The networks are
interested.

Vinnie Verducci .. Matt LeBlanc
Talk Show Host ... Dinah Lenney
Roberta .......... Heather Grimes
Cyndy ............ Donna Eskra
Samantha ......... Georgi Irene
Jeannie .......... Lisa Fuhrman
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"KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (Part-2)"  (610)
            114. 11/17/91

WRITER: Larry Jacobson

Conclusion.  Kelly hits Hollywood and
does her thing for the network brass,
who love it - except for some teeny
tiny (and disastrous) suggestions.

Jeff Littlehead .. Jon Lovitz
Cyndy ............ Donna Eskra
Rock Turboman .... Pete Steinfeld
Jeannie .......... Lisa Fuhrman
Roberta .......... Heather Grimes
Samantha ......... Georgi Irene
Stage Manager .... Cleveland O'Neal
Joanie ........... Kari Wuhrer
Hair Dresser ..... Victor Hugo Basso
Gig Fontaine ..... Garth Ancier
Girl #1 .......... Megan O'Hara
Girl #2 ........ Denise Lee Richards
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     "AL BUNDY, SHOE DICK"  (611)
            115. 11/24/91

WRITER: Larry Jacobson

Mistaken identity turns Al from a PI's
janitor into a PI, hired by a comely
client who fears family members may
interfere with her expected bequest of
a priceless gem from her uncle. Before
that can happen, the uncle is murdered
with Al holding the knife.  Al solves
the case and wakes up this dream.
[Note: Katey Sagal returns]

Vanessa Van Pelt . Traci Lords
Adolph Van Pelt .. Anthony James
Bruce Van Pelt ... David Sederholm
Leonard Van Pelt . Frank Lloyd
Tanya Van Pelt ... Nicole Chamberlain
Sandy ............ David Wells
Colonel Van Pelt . John Randolph
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 "SO THIS IS HOW SINATRA FELT"  (612)
            116. 12/01/91

WRITER: Stacie Lipp

Peggy sends the kids to spy on Al, to
confirm her suspicion that Al's new-
found giddiness is because of an
affair, rather than Al's claim that
its only flirting by a "shoe groupie".

Ricki ............ Jessica Hahn
Leona ............ Maggi Montgomery

   
    "I WHO HAVE BEEN NOTHING"  (613)
            117. 12/22/91

WRITER: Katherine Green

The game ball from Al's greatest
gridiron day is in the hands of a
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former flame, who won't give it back
unless she can get her hands on Al.

Sandy ............ Wendie Jo Sperber
Lawyer ........... Paul Cira
Aunt Heather ..... Karen Lynn Scott


118. 01/05/92  "THE MYSTERY OF SKULL
ISLAND"  (614)   [12/13/91]
 
WRITER:Kevin Curran

Bud does his coolest best while
wrapped around the finger of a girl
excited by traditionally non-Bundy
things, like rafting and sky-diving.
Meanwhile Peg invites the Darcy's over
to play a new board game called
"Ethical Dilemma".

Kara ............. Bobbie Phillips
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Biff ............. Dan Clark


        "JUST SHOE IT"  (615)
            119. 01/19/92

WRITER: Lisa Chernin

Who better to star in a new athletic-
shoe commercial than 1966 Polk High
All-City running back and shoe
salesman Al Bundy?

Director ......... Steve Vinovich
Caterer .......... Tom Reilly
Receptionist ..... Elizabeth Giordano
Al's Feet ........ Frank Lloyd
Casting Executive . George C. Simms
Himself .......... Steve Carlton
Himself .......... Sugar Ray Leonard
Commercial Announcer . Jay Gardner
Himself .......... Ed "Too Tall" Jones
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      "RITES OF PASSAGE"  (616)
            120. 02/09/92

WRITER: Ilunga Adell

Peg plans a clown-and-pony party for
Bud's 18th birthday, but Al offers
him a Bundy tradition - his first
visit to a nudie bar and his first
bar fight.  Meanwhile, Buck falls in
love with the pony.

[Note: this episode's credits finally
reveal that Buck the Dog's voice has
been provided by staff writer Kevin
Curran.

Sticky the Clown . Roger Hewlett
Roxanne .......... Gina Puzo
Man .............. Carl Ciarfalio
Gorgo ............ Frank Lloyd
The Voice of Buck. Kevin Curran
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        "THE EGG AND I"  (617)
            121. 02/16/92

WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle

Marcy's ex-husband Steve is in town
and on the lam, carrying hope for
reconciliation and a price on his head
for stealing a rare hawk egg.

Steve Rhoades .... David Garrison
F.B.I. Man ....... Dan Tullis, Jr.
News Anchor ...... Larry McKay
[Voice of Buck ... Kevin Curran*]


     "DINNER WITH ANTHRAX"  (619)
            122. 02/23/92

WRITER: Larry Jacobson

Its Al and Peg's 20th anniversary and
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Peggy wants only one thing from Al...
Meanwhile Kelly and Bud win the "My
dinner with Anthrax" contest, which
means a house party with the thrash-
metal band, but there will be no party
unless they get rid of mom and dad
first.  The answer: tricking them into
taking a Florida "vacation" that turns
out to be a time-share sales scam
where the salesman won't leave them
alone.

Stan ............. Fred Willard
V.J. ............. Roger Rose
Himself .......... Edd Byrnes
Themselves ....... Anthrax
      
      "PSYCHIC AVENGERS"  (618)
            123. 03/01/92

WRITERS: Calvin Brown, Jr. / Amanda
Bearse
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Al is a broken man when the Bundy's
can no longer afford to buy a weekly
TV Guide.  When Jefferson arrives with
a fistful of cash, Al discovers he has
been running a psychic scam called
"Madame Zelda".  To keep him quiet,
Jefferson decides to let Al in on the
deal, but Al soon takes over the whole
operation and the rest of the Bundys
join in.  Can Al unite the five
psychic bosses of Chicago?   Will he
be able to escape Madame Inga's curse?

Madam Inga .......... Candice Azzara
Big Bob ............. Travis Venable
Zelmo ............... Steven Trevor
Hakbar .............. Z.Z. Clark
Psychic #1 .......... Larry Udy
Old Lady ............ Barbara Perry
Thursday Markowitz .. Andy Flaster
Buck the Man ........ Kevin Curran

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           "HI I.Q."  (620)
            124. 03/22/92

WRITER: Steve Crider

An invitation to a join the high
intelligence "Alpha Club" at a party
is issued to Kelly - and not to Bud.
When they discover the real reason
behind the gathering, Kelly and Bud
decide to handle things with the
usual Bundy charm (and violence).
Meanwhile, Al buys a new "Handyman's
Workbench 5000", which unfortunately
has "some assembly required".  This
challenges the combined intellects of
Al and Jefferson, as Peg and Marcy
watch and enjoy the show by taking
pictures and counting the injuries.

Scott ............ Joshua Rifkind
Guard ............ Gary Epp
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Delbert .......... James Quarter
Margie ........... Rana Mack
Ralph ......... Christopher M. Brown
Man .............. Tim Hill


        "TEACHER PETS"  (621)
            125. 04/05/92

WRITER: Katherine Green

Bud's belief that his 40-year-old
teacher is romantically interested in
him is greeted by guffaws from Al and
Kelly, but another student smells the
smoke and wants some fire for herself.
Meanwhile, Peggy has a cold.  Can Bud
keep two girls, or will he suffer a
humiliating Bundy defeat?  Also in
this episode, Al gets to watch another
episode of "Psycho Dad", while Peggy
prefers the new series, "Psycho Mom".
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Darlene .......... Charlotte Ross
Kid .............. Ric Coy
Miss McGowen ..... Linda Gibboney
Ernie ............ Bert L. Cook
Mrs. Mariner ..... Lillian Adams
      

      "THE GOOD-BYE GIRL"  (622)
            126. 04/19/92

WRITER: Stacie Lipp

When Kelly's modeling school suddenly
closes down, she gets a new job as a
greeter at the "TV World" theme park.
When this is threatened by her low
performance ratings, Kelly gets
switched into "Commercial Land" where
she plays "The Verminator" who hunts
down roaches (like Bud).  Meanwhile,
Al takes his annual "Bundy World
Tour", a week-long around the world
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vacation (by himself), in the Bundy
living room.

Mr. Nielsen ...... Louis Mustillo
Tour Guide ....... Edd Hall
Janitor .......... Hal Landon, Jr.
Kid #1 ........... Sean Fox
Guy .............. Mitchell Dean
Kid #2 ........... Lindsey France
Voice of Master Po .. Dana Lee


    "THE GAS STATION SHOW"  (623)
             127. 04/26/92

WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt

Al turns sentimental after watching
the film "Shenandoah" on TV so he
proclaims to the family that it is now
"Bundy Sunday Funday", but first they
must push the Dodge to a gas station.
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Unfortunately Al is broke after buying
$2 worth of "full service" gas and
when the family raids the store for
junk food he is stuck working off his
debt at the pumps.  When Al eventually
forces Bud to help him, the first car
to arrive contains four platinum
blondes of the Swedish Bikini Team.
This leaves Al with the Chicago
Bowling Team, consisting of four very
large women.

Joe .............. Phil Buckman
Jim .............. Colby Chester
Betty ............ Leah Ayres
Jim jr ........... Jeffrey Roth
Betty jr ......... Marisa Theodore
Stacey ........... Andrea Leithe
Ulla ............. Peggy Trentini
Karin ............ Anna Keller
Olga ............. Sherlock Ganz
Eva .............. Jane Frances
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Hilgar ........... Heather E.Parkhurst


    "ENGLAND SHOW (Part-1)"  (624)
            128. 05/03/92

WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle

The Bundys win a trip to England,
courtesy of the village Lower Uncton,
which can rid itself of a centuries-
long curse by ridding the world of
male Bundys - and there are just two
left.  Back in 1653, an ancestor of
Al's - Shamus McBundy, insulted a fat,
ugly witch who then imposed a curse on
the village and all future male
Bundys.  The Lower Uncton residents
must kill the last male Bundys inside
their city limits in order to end the
curse, while Upper Uncton people must
insure they die outside the city so
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the curse does not get transferred to
them.

[Note: Story editor Larry Jacobson
makes a cameo appearance.]

Winston .......... Bill Oddie
Trevor ........... Alun Armstrong
Igor ............. Steven Hartley
Mayor Fivshaw .... Tony Steedman
Poxilda .......... Helena Carroll
Voice of Buck .... Kevin Curran
Nearby Dog 1 ..... Ron Leavitt
Nearby Dog 2 ..... Michael G. Moye


    "ENGLAND SHOW (Part-2)"  (625)
            129. 05/10/92

WRITER: Stacie Lipp

After shopping and eating a while
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longer in London, the Bundys arrive in
Lower Uncton - minus Kelly, who
decides to stay behind since she is a
"city girl".  Marcy and Jefferson
continue the quest to catch up with
their luggage.  Meanwhile, at a London
disco Kelly receives a warning that
the family is in danger.  She must
somehow find her way to Lower Uncton,
before its too late.

Winston .......... Bill Oddie
Trevor ........... Alun Armstrong
Igor ............. Steven Hartley
Mayor Fivshaw .... Tony Steedman
Voice of Buck .... Kevin Curran






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   "ENGLAND SHOW (Part-3)"  (626)
            130. 05/17/92

WRITER: Kevin Curran

With a mob of angry villagers in front
of them and the gallows behind them,
Al and Bud finally realize that their
lives may be in danger.  Kelly arrives
just in time to rescue them, but the
family is pursued by Lower Unctonians
until they reach the border between
the two towns.  Caught between two
competing mobs, the Bundys fate will
depend on Al's ability to joust, when
the Unctonians make peace concessions
based on concession sales.  Meanwhile,
Marcy and Jefferson are finally having
a good time on their vacation... in a
"bondage" club.


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Winston .......... Bill Oddie
Trevor ........... Alun Armstrong
Igor ............. Steven Hartley
Mayor Fivshaw .... Tony Steedman
Voice of Buck .... Kevin Curran

      Coming soon SERIES 7!

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