With qdb.us being down trying to find a quote that was unique reddit / irc ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Virtual-Use-8723 · 2021-07-01 17:12 With [bash.org](https://bash.org) being up now and [qdb.us](https://qdb.us) now being a weird page with a login from the top quote on [bash.org](https://bash.org) i'm trying to find an old quote from either [qdb.us](https://qdb.us)'s top/1337 section (i forget which). It was about a door to door vacuum salesman that had a bunch of brochures and some guy was vacuuming and then trolled him. Does anyone remember this quote verbatim that could help me out?! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- dabberzx3 · 2021-07-01 17:55 This one? ​ \#296866 (1355/1495) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag I just spazzed on some poor telemarketer, and then orchestrated it to my advantage I picked up my cell phone he said something about vacuumes and I just made this series of loud noises then held the phone away from my face, and yelled in my normal voice "JESUS HE'S GOT THE PHONE!" then dropped it and fumbled it a few times then picked it up, and very calmly said "Nathanial Private Mental Services, How may I help you?" I heard a click, and that's the last I think I'll ever hear from them ​ ​ https://web.archive.org/web/20160316195521/http://qdb.us/leetness ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Virtual-Use-8723 · 2021-07-01 19:54 No, not that one; he says something about an "honest to god" "door-to- door" vacuum salesman. He continues explaining how he was listening to the guy, then talks about how he asks to see the brochures then when the sales guy produces them he flips on his vacuum from behind the door and sucks the papers out of his hand before slamming the door in the guy's face. But thanks, I had checked [archive.org](https://archive.org) for one i think it might have been on like /top2 or whatever the top 101-200 quotes ---------------------------------------------------------------------- qazmlpok · 2021-10-10 19:35 > Meh, nothing interesting, just another day of me being a complete asshole to unsuspecting citizens > A legitimate, honest to god, door to door vacuum salesman came up at the best time. > I was vacuuming the rug behing the front door, and he comes up and knocks on it, so I check the peephole > It's pretty obvious what you're selling when you're holding a vacuum in one hand. > anyways we have one of those canister vacuums where the head pops off so you can attach shit to it for like sucking the fur off your dog or something more productive > I pop the head off, and open the door up just enough to where he can see me, but not the vacuum head in my hand. > I let him do his little speech, then asked to see his "Papers" to which he produced a sales paper. > He went to hand me the paper, I clicked on the vacuum, sucked it clean out of his hand, and slammed the door in his face. > Now, I could only experience the look of confusion through the peephole, but he stood out there confused for a good 3-4 minutes before deciding against knocking. > He had a few false starts, but never followed through. I think he was worried about what might happen next. https://web.archive.org/web/20191028041425/http://www.qdb.us/303802 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Virtual-Use-8723 · 2021-10-11 17:40 You fucking rock thanks so much for finding this!!!