So I was playing Pirates on XtremeIRC, and this happened.
reddit / irc

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sloanonlinux · 2016-07-15 16:57

[11:50:09] <+Zesty> !p duel sloanonlinux
    [11:50:10] <&CaptainJack>  [P] Yo-ho-ho!  Zestarian 'Clank' Zesty
(40-13) challenges Jesuit 'Sharkbait Stinky' sloanonlinux (64-14) to a
duel in poop deck.
    [11:50:14] <&CaptainJack>  [P] Hoay!  Zesty is a level 11 Master
Carpenter 'n has a unique level 12 Tomahawk o' Enurin' n' a level 11
Musketoons o' Conflictin'. sloanonlinux is a level 12 3rd Mate 'n has
a level 12 Swiss Degen o' Sloan n' a level 12 Charleville Muskets o'
Sloan.
    [11:50:24] <&CaptainJack>  [P] Begad!  Zesty +45 shoots a level 11
Musketoons o' Conflictin' into sloanonlinux's ankle 'n thrusts a
unique level 12 Tomahawk o' Enurin' into sloanonlinux's labia +42.
Zesty wins 7.5M doubloons!
    [11:50:33] <&CaptainJack>  [P] Yo-ho-ho!  'Sharkbait Stinky'
sloanonlinux earns 60.02M doubloons by completin' the achievement: Ok
This is Gettin' Olde [25]
    [11:51:39] <+sloanonlinux> I don't have labia...
    [11:51:56] <+link87> sloanonlinux: After that tomahawk hit you,
you do now
    [11:53:49] <+sloanonlinux> link87: LMAOOOOO Posting to reddit

[Here is the link to play.](http://www.mruno.org/Pirates/play.html)

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pigley_the_third · 2016-07-18 07:05

First I heard of pirates, neat. Haven't used IRC in a while, I should
try this.

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sloanonlinux · 2016-07-18 18:39

http://www.mruno.org/Pirates/play.html