Not feeding the trolls like a sir..
reddit / irc

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rolontloss · 2012-09-13 09:24

<syphilitic> yo

<syphilitic> whoever muted me without even a simple warning: I hope
you die of AIDS.

<Paradox> syphilitic, put mayonnaise on your cock and stuff it in a
gurls butt

<relentless> syphilitic, shut it was a bot

<Paradox> then eat the mayo out

<relentless> *shut up

<syphilitic> well i hope the bot dies of aids

<syphilitic> and i hope it craps itself in the process

<relentless> You are warned in the TOS, stop crying

<Paradox> and eat some mayonnaise

<Paradox> do you know the difference between hellmans and best foods?

<relentless> ^

<syphilitic> relentless, you probably werent even there for the
original conversation so
 kindly shut your stupid and uninformed ass up you dumb motherfucker

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<Paradox> do you know the difference between hellmans and best foods?

<Paradox> rubendv, how about them lolcats?

<rubendv> ?

<Paradox> so we can eat a yummy villager mayo pork sandwich

<Paradox> rubendv, how about them lolcats?

<syphilitic> hey relentless, do you want to know what your mom's pussy
smells like?

<relentless> syphilitic, See, that is how you got muted before.

* syphilitic breathes in relentless' face

<Paradox> syphilitic, your dads butthole?

<relentless> lolololol

<relentless> Please, hurl your e-insults at me.

<Paradox> hurl

<relentless> I dont know what to do with myself, he preformed and
action at me in text form

<syphilitic> nice comeback. that didn't sound butthurt at all...

<relentless> Paradox, I do not know how to spell that word

<Paradox> syphilitic, i told you

<Paradox> fill a condom with mayonnaise and throw it at a frat girl

<syphilitic> im working on it paradox, ok?

<Paradox> impossibru!

<relentless> >implying I am butthurt

<Paradox> sorority girls

<Paradox> you know why they sorority girls are sore?

<Paradox> because they had a close encounter with the boner kind

<relentless> >probably can even triforce

<Paradox>   ∆

<Paradox> ∆  ∆

<syphilitic> hey relentless, you better back the fuck off
motherfucker, because if you don't shut up im gonna suck your dick so
hard you'll be nothing but a dried out husk when im done

<Paradox> why the fuck is mayonnaise so good?

<relentless> Paradox, Jizz of the gods?

<Paradox> relentless, more like eggs and oil

<UnknownArchive> Photobucket should change their name to 404bucket

<Paradox> mmm

<syphilitic> because you're a russian housewife?

<Paradox> photobucket should change their name to mayonnaise bucket

<relentless> ^

<syphilitic> photobucket should have spread its legs and allowed
itself to be bought out by one of it's betters

<Paradox> you can do %w{herp derp lorp dorp}.each do |blorghlorg|

<syphilitic> because 404 aside it's a sad remnant of what it once was

<syphilitic> the people responsible for administering photobucket
should commit seppuku before allowing their shitty domain to lapse

* shii has quit (Remote host closed the connection)

<Paradox> syphilitic, they should be forced to eat a bucket of rancid
mayonnaise

<syphilitic> totally

<syphilitic> as long as a live HIV virus resides in that mayonnaise

<syphilitic> and by eat it i mean take it in their asses

<syphilitic> because HIV isn't as effective if you ingest it normally

<Tutka> it's true, if you ingest HIV normally you only get slightly
HIV-positive

<Paradox> how about we replace an IV full of live support with semen
mixed with urine

<syphilitic> if you ingest HIV normally you probably don't get
infected at all

<relentless> perfectly good waste of semen

<syphilitic> normally as in through your mouth

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<relentless> >shii

<syphilitic> why does that seem so strange, Tutka? did you go to a
public school, you
stupid under-educated piece of shit?

<relentless> shii, n e fake

<syphilitic> relentless

<relentless> yes hello

<relentless> relentless here

<syphilitic> fuck you

<syphilitic> lol

<syphilitic> owned

<relentless> Yes thank you

<syphilitic> no, seriously, hey, relentless

<relentless> yes hello

<relentless> relentless here

<syphilitic> fuck you

<syphilitic> LOL

<syphilitic> ha ha ha ha ha

<relentless> yes thank you

<syphilitic> FUCK YOU

<syphilitic> lolol

<syphilitic> owned

<relentless> Name: relentless

<relentless> Status: owned

<syphilitic> i just churned your creamy white ass into butter

<relentless> >white

<syphilitic> i just shot my aids-infected sperm into your gullible
little butthole

<syphilitic> lolol PWNED

<syphilitic> ahahahahaha

<relentless> syphilitic, You must be using Baby's First IRC client

<syphilitic> i fucking split your mom open with Baby's First DICK

<relentless> Indeed

<syphilitic> which kind of makes your mom a pedophile

<relentless> Indeed

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<syphilitic> not that it comes as any surprise to you, right
relentless?

<relentless> Right

<syphilitic> not with her nightly sessions of drunkenly visiting you
in bed

<syphilitic> and trying to make a fire with her hand and your cocktail
wiener...

<relentless> Quite So

<syphilitic> you must be pretty fucked up now, huh?

<syphilitic> well this conversation bores me. i have more pressing
matters to attend to

<relentless> indeed

<syphilitic> like how im about to go to bed and im quite drunk.
everybody here please pray that i do not wake up in my peepee tomorrow
morning

<syphilitic> i do not want to have to do the two loads of laundry
necessary to rectify that

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[deleted] · 2012-09-22 05:48

ha ha ha I IRC'd the **shit** out of you.

LIKE A BAU5