Shit I think is Funny:
reddit / irc

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jetset_ · 2011-02-03 19:59

Here's where I'm going to collect quotes I see in #reddit and find
hilarious.

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jetset_ · 2011-02-03 20:00

[14:55] < huckfinnaafb> I know not what weapons World War 3 will be
fought, but World War 4 will be fought with dinosaurs and lasers

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jetset_ · 2011-02-03 22:26

[13:03] < jetset> loadedwithwyrms: when we learned about aztecs at my
school and i told everyone that my dad told me we had aztec blood

[13:03] < jetset> people would be like "whoa are you going to rip my
heart out for sacrifice?"

[13:03] < loadedwithwyrms> on YOUR HANDS?!

[13:03] < jetset> "better not make jetset mad"


[13:03] < nerdshark> ha

[13:03] < jetset> and i'd be like "FUCKING RIGHT BACK THE FUCK UP"

[13:03] < sixdej> I bet you got lots of bitches

[13:03] < sixdej> cause you said that

[13:03] < bildramer> I saw that post where someone punched a fat guy's
heart back into working state

[13:03] < jetset> i was not concerned with bitches at that young,
supple age.

[13:03] < jetset> i was concerned with dragon ball z. :(

[13:03] < sixdej> planting the seed

[13:04] < sixdej> D:

[13:04] < loadedwithwyrms> you could've forced yourself on bitches and
be like "how do you like being invaded"

[13:04] < loadedwithwyrms> and their white liberal guilt would allow
it

[13:04] < sixdej> that's a good back door strategy

[13:04] < sixdej> white people always feel guilty about something

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jetset_ · 2011-02-09 20:46

[15:45] < bburhans> --------------------------------------------------
--------------------- NSFW content is banned below this line,
especially without labeling links and conversation as such

[15:45] < huckfinnaafb> watch me wave it around look at my dick

[15:45] < SarcasmOrgasm> I wave my dick back and forth, I wave my dick
back and forth

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benburhans · 2011-02-09 21:09

ಠ_ಠ

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jetset_ · 2011-02-11 22:56

[17:54] < IsaacClarke> ya'll talkin about sex like poor people talk
about being rich

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jetset_ · 2011-02-14 18:03

[13:01] < IsaacClarke> whenever i need to be confident around women, i
imagine them bald.

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jetset_ · 2011-02-15 22:21

[17:18] < HarryD> well

[17:18] < HarryD> i just spent 50 seconds moving my mouse in ever more
frantic motions

[17:18] < HarryD> then i realized my computer was off

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jetset_ · 2011-02-17 21:04

<Rabbitbunny> Khaaan: Holy shit. You're too dumb to hilight?
<Khaaan> i don't dye my hair

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jetset_ · 2011-02-22 22:34

>[17:31] < pinkfu> I think getting laid but being so drunk you can't
remember it is some kind of special torture
>[17:31] < pinkfu> just a random thought
>[17:31] < Jewbacchus> install video cameras throughout your house
>[17:31] < Jewbacchus> never forget

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jetset_ · 2011-02-24 22:12

[17:11] < Rabbitbunny> huckfinnaafb: Did you read 'Manna' by Marshall
Brain yet?
[17:11] < huckfinnaafb> i can't read

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jetset_ · 2011-03-29 15:14

11:08 < jetset> huckfinnaafb: you know how i know you're gay?
11:08 < huckfinnaafb> sausages exploding in my mouth

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jetset_ · 2011-04-05 21:03

>17:01 < mu> what's going on
17:01 < diminoten> ^^ man knows what he's talking about