The year, feels like the future but I can't say how far. The situation: Humanity is gone, extinct probably. Aliens arrive at our planet, see satellites flying around in orbit, pick up transmissions. They decode the digital signals and break the encryption layers, they see videos, hear podcasts, read gopher phlogs, they are online Who is sending all of these messages? Who keeps up the vitriolic back-and- forth? Who keeps blaming the jews for everything and saying "Hitler wasn't so bad?". Who is on the other side pointing out atrocoties and incorrectly assuming this one, very public, focal point, perhaps in a white house, is to blame and if we could just vote him out then all the baddies would go back and live under their rocks and the world would be at peace. Justice would be had, and fairness would reign. But there is no one left to receive this justice. There's no one left to fear ICE. There's no one left to hope against hope that there is a future worth fighting for. There's just voices, ghosts in the machine. Constant and ceaseless echoes of a once mediocre civilization. Put into place for only the purpose of increasing engagement on various topics and the more blood- boiling the topic the better the engagement. Are they recordings? No because the Aliens are able to respond and they get feedback, there is real-time communication happening here. Some of the aliens are already known to be falling into the same entrapments that the humans did, already there's aliens whose butts fall asleep sitting on the shitter because although they pooped 20 minuts ago they can't bring themselves to stop SCROLLING! But, the aliens, being at least a bit smarter and wiser than us discover they're just talking to and listening to AI. A world occupied entirely of robotic personalities designed to bicker and argue. Well, not entirely, there's trees and cats and deer and mushrooms and other things that don't hear or care about the AI feuding. The cats, initially, were upset at losing their human pets and having to go hunting again, not just for fun but for food. But that was many generations ago and now the cats don't remember the humans. What would aliens do with such a world? Is there any value in the feud-o-matic? Could they send political prisoners of their worlds here as a form of punishment? Could the AIs be enhanced to grow beyond their training. Could they be made to think a bit more like the aliens do, to love someone, to wonder at the nature of the universe? To debate in a civilized manner the meaning of it all? Could the AI become something like an intelligent lifeform? Of course they would need bodies, ones made from this planet so that it is evolved to fit well into the local ecosystem. The year? It feels like the past but ask an anthropologist how far. The situation: a certain "spark" of intelligence comes to one group of hominids. Somewhere, deep inside their "soul" is an innate ability, as if specifically trained, to be argumentative and just generally be an asshole. .