(UUE) 0
 (TXT) #666 (Bastard Operator From Hell Feature)
 (HEX) b
 (TXT) Verb:     #666:excuse
 (ARC) 1
 (TXT) Verb:     #666:@excuse
 (ARC) 3
 (TXT) Verb:     #666:dontmeddle
 (ARC) 5
 (TXT) Property: #666.total_excuses
 (ARC) 5
 (TXT) File:     #666!excuses.txt
 (PHO) b
        
 (HEX) 3
 (DIR) Owner:    #7407 (Cecil)
 (ARC) 8
 (DIR) Parent:   #5252 (the generic feature object)
 (HEX) c
 (DIR) Location: #2463 (Junk Pile [DT])
 (ERR)