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{{"He tells me. Honestly, it's like shooting a fish in a barrel. Twice.  With an Elephant Gun.  At point blank range.  In the head. - BOFH, Issue #6."}, {"Mind you, his two front teeth were gold-capped, so perhaps they worked something out.  Or pried something out. - BOFH, 1996 Vintage (pt1)"}, {"What are you going to be if you grow up? - Herbert Block"}, {"On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question. - Charles Babbage"}, {"The royal penis is clean, Your Highness. - Bather, Coming to America"}, {"Little Willy won't go home."}, {"Anything that can go wrong, will. - Finagle's Law"}, {"Atheists, atheists -- over here, please.  You must be feeling a right bunch of Charlies. - Toby, the Devil"}, {"Whether you believe you can, or you believe you can't, please, at least try to *maim*, if not kill, any and all motivational speakers."}, {"I was eloquent! [... pause ...] Shit! -- Tom Hanks as Joe Fox in You've Got Mail"}}
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