1244 Subj : Re: Finish the Quotation! To : alt.tv.star-trek.tos From : Fozzi Date : Sat Oct 01 2005 23:00:25 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.star-trek.tos "Brad Filippone" wrote in message news:da8dbb$rto$1@News.Dal.Ca... > Time for another game of "finish the quotation." > > For those not familiar with this series of threads I've started over the > last few years, I provide a list of quotations from an episode chosen > completely at random. But I leave the endings blank. You mission, > (should you choose to accept it) is to provide an ending, but not the real > ending as spoken in the episode. Provide as humorous and ending as you > can come up with. > > The episode this time is... For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the > Sky > > 1. Mr. Chekov, get a fix on the missile's point of... view, > > 2. Please, Christine, I promise I'll give the captain a... > bink pink stuffed bunny for christmas > 3. I'll be most effective on the job in the time left if you'll... > doooo the macarene > 4. Captain's Log, Star date 5476.2. I have just had the sad duty of > informing Star Fleet about Dr. McCoy's... > Victory in the ship limbo comp, rotten b.....d he knew i wanted that trophy > 5. Asteroid as an outer shell which is hollow. It surrounds an > independent inner core which has a... > soft nougat centre > 6. Without me, Jim? You'll never find your... > manual on how to win chicks, and piss off Klingons > 7. One fails to see the logic in making a ship look like a... > burlesque theatre > 8. Oh, Oracle of the people, most perfect and... > geez you've really really got tickets on yourself havent you > 9. Then learn what it means to be our enemy, before... > we kiss and make up *smooch* > 10. The shock is serious because of McCoy's... > age and illness, how he beat me in that limbo comp i'll never know > 11. That Oracle really got to me. I must be epecially susceptable to > its... > well hello thailor > 12. Informing these people they're on a ship may be in violation of > the... > Prime Directive, but what the hell it might be good for a laugh > 13. Things are not as they teach us. For the world is hollow and I > have... > eaten pizza pie > 14. It is the will of the Oracle that you now be treated as... > vewy nuaghty wittle boys, how dare you play limbo without permission > 15. Personally, I find the lady's taste questionable, but she obviously > prefers... > Spam > 16. If you could arrange to be alone with the young lady, Spock and I > would be left alone to... > Menage 'et toi > 17. The Oracle knows the mind and the hearts of... > the viewers, but even he cant find the brains of network executives, we apologise profusely > 18. I wish you to stay here on Yonada as my... > Personal toe clipper > 19. If I remember correctly, the oracle's reprehensible consuct was > initiated when Natire... > refused him a *circuit* job > 20. He must become one of the people, worship the creators, and agree to > the insertion of... > Dynamite in branon braga's ass, thats if theres room with the stick thats already there > 21. May I give you the love you want and make the time you have... > shorter, you have no idea the whacky STD's that have evolved here with such a small population > 22. This is the boook of... > Spam > 23. Captain Kirk, I sympathize with your wish to stay, but I hope you > realize the necessity that you... > drop your pants and moon the oracle > 24. He is not part of our people. You have released him from his vow > of... > Sanity > 25. When your ancestors discovered that your world was dying, they built > a great... > big whoopy cushion, they thought they might as well have a good laugh, considering > 26. You are not believers. You are forbidden to gaze at... > my belly button > 27. Apply pressure to the center until it... > punches you out for being so intrusive > 28. There seems to be a weakness in one of the eight... > scenes in this act > 29. Now, more than ever, I wish to search through the universe, to find a > cure for... > love potion #9 > 30. Intelligence files. Their banks contain the total knowledge of the > Fabrini. Ready for the people to consult when they arrive at their > destination. And they seem to have amassed a great deal of... > Penis extension, Viagra and green card spam > Brad . 0