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**                HOW                **
**                T O                **
**               SOLVE               **
**        SOFTPORN ADVENTURE         **
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**    WRITTEN BY: THE ENCHANTOR      **
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** N, HAIL TAXI, DISCO, E, BUY RUB-  **
** BER(HIT RETURN FOR COLOR,..ECT.)  **
** W, HAIL TAXI, BAR, S, PUSH BUTTON **
** BELLY BUTTON, E, U, WEAR RUBBER,  **
***FUCK*HOOKER,*GET*CANDY,*DROP*RUB-***
** BER, N, D, LOOK GARBAGE, LOOK     **
** CORE, GET SEEDS, W, S, W, GET     **
** FLOWERS, N, LOOK WASHBASIN, GET   **
** RING, S, E, HAIL TAXI, CASINO, E, **
** E, U, W, LOOK ASHTRAY, GET PASS-  **
** CARD, E, D, W, W, HAIL TAXI,      **
** DISCO, N, SHOW PASSCARD, W, BUY   **
** WINE, GIVE FLOWERS, GIVE RING,    **
** GIVE CANDY, DROP CANDY, E, S,     **
** GIVE WINE, GET KNIFE, E, DROP     **
** WINE, W, HAIL TAXI, CASINO, N,    **
** MARRY GIRL, S, HAIL TAXI, DISCO,  **
** N, SHOW PASSCARD, W, S, DIAL      **
** 555-0987, N, E, S, HAIL TAXI,     **
***CASINO,*E,*E,*U,*W,*S,*FUCK GIRL,***
** USE KNIFE, DROP PASSCARD, DROP    **
** KNIFE, N, E, D, LOOK PLANT, ENTER **
** BUSHES, GET STOOL, GET HAMMER,    **
** DROP SEEDS, EAT MUSHROOM,         **
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**   NOW YOU ARE SOMEWHERE WITHIN    **
**   THE BAR, IF YOU ARE NOT AROUND  **
**   THE BARTENDER THEN MOVE AROUND  **
**   UNTIL YOU GET TO HIM.!>         **
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** BUY WHISKEY, DROP WALLET, W, GIVE **
** WHISKEY, GET UNIT, E, PUSH BUTTON,**
** BELLYBUTTON, E, TV ON, 6, DROP    **
** UNIT, U, N, USE ROPE, W, BREAK    **
** WINDOW, S, GET PILLS, N, E, DROP  **
** ROPE, D, W, HAIL TAXI, CASINO, E, **
** E, U, GIVE PILLS, DROP PILLS,     **
** DROP HAMMER, PUSH BUTTON, E, DROP **
** STOOL, CLIMB STOOL, LOOK CABINET, **
** GET PITCHER, WATER ON, FILL PITCH-**
** ER, W, PUSH BUTTON, D, ENTER      **
** BUSHES, WATER SEEDS, GET APPLE,   **
** EAT MUSHROOM,                     **
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**     FIND THE BARTENDER AGAIN      **
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** N, HAIL TAXI, CASINO, E, E, U,    **
** PUSH BUTTON, U, N, D, GIVE APPLE, **
***SCREW*GIRL(OR*EVE)******************
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** YOU HAVE NOW SOLVED THE :         **
**            SOFTPORN               **
**               ADVENTURE           **
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