Posts by tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital
 (DIR) Post #B9mSD4AUuEzVONhlaq by tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital
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       I've heard if you go to an inner city mortuary and hang around the back door, sometimes they'll come out and give you dentures for free
       
 (DIR) Post #B9s72kwowIJjuzUiNU by tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital
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       Pfft.  It called these great things about me "weaknesses."
       
 (DIR) Post #B9tB1dmEhyKUMcE8kC by tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital
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       Tell him the Gulfstream V didn't become available on the market until 1997 and you went to school in a Gulfstream IV.
       
 (DIR) Post #B9ws0MhlZjPOd4edFY by tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital
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       Me meeting a Scottish girl:  I CAN'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING YOU ARE SAYING BUT I LIKE HAGGIS
       
 (DIR) Post #B9yufrtubu0q5tYv5c by tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital
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       You should be able to figure this one out
       
 (DIR) Post #B9yvwlG0fEpqMmW84e by tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital
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       Fermented roast beef and tuna?
       
 (DIR) Post #BA8RWBWs70loPAZGUK by tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital
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       When I end up playing a stealth archer, I exclusively shoot people in the knee.
       
 (DIR) Post #BA8scks8JncgWEs01I by tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital
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       Such signs are an indicator of weakness, not strength.
       
 (DIR) Post #BABYX1u8fFWTztgFOq by tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital
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       Last night I dreamed that the toilet in my grandmother's house blew up and I met @SK1ZM and he said he could hook me up with a deal on a new toilet at Home Depot and we got there and Harrison Ford was the manager
       
 (DIR) Post #BADT7VJyYn48FQh7Qm by tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital
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       I haven't heard them outright say it but just reading between the lines, I think they just go in the back of the store and kill birds that don't get bought before the next shipment comes in.  They put very little effort into taking care of the chicks once they arrive at the store.  I've had very worried-looking store workers really push me to take birds at almost zero cost right before the next shipment arrived because they seemed to not want to do something that they were going to have to do.
       
 (DIR) Post #BADWgFui8WQqSb8hma by tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital
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       I have a strong feeling that if you offered them 50¢ each for every bird they know is doomed, they'd take it.
       
 (DIR) Post #BAJZrveKhGRCigBRsu by tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital
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       that was shot with an extreme wide angle lens.  It exaggerates the distance.
       
 (DIR) Post #BAJetlryWrH6jnGLNg by tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital
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       I don't like that thing.  It gives me the creeps.
       
 (DIR) Post #BAJgdqXna5kiViMLlQ by tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital
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       No, the space needle.  There's something wrong with it.  It vibrates with demonic energy and should be avoided. 🤷‍♂️
       
 (DIR) Post #BAJjs3jhd7rVLEOdAu by tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital
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       Yes, it's weird but I've learned not to argue with my gut feeling on things like that.
       
 (DIR) Post #BANyHTNRbuK45zpxhI by tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital
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       Heh, Aldi already has their Halloween stuff out and it's not even septem--oh fuck
       
 (DIR) Post #BAPPAJ8ECDfsDIUHwW by tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital
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       A lot of them stay at a baby momma house while she goes to work at McDonalds or 7-Eleven.  The kids just run wild the whole time unless the male decides to punish them for annoying him, and then the kid will often end up dead or maimed.  If he stays out of jail, eventually the baby momma gets tired of paying for his food and shelter and kicks him out, so he goes to a different baby momma house.Then he says "I take care of my keeyids" because he's physically present, even if he doesn't do any actual parenting or caretaking, or contribute financially.I'd be willing to bet money those are counted as "stay at home fathers" for the statistics.
       
 (DIR) Post #BAPPROmaRICGf8VyNM by tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital
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       Do you not understand that I am using their vernacular specifically to make fun of their culture?
       
 (DIR) Post #BAPQK54XQKppSUzB0S by tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital
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       I don't think you are pretending.
       
 (DIR) Post #BAZvPodTK8JkHvB6eW by tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital
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       What German sausage?  There's like a different sausage named after every little town.