Posts by scattapilla@jorts.horse
(DIR) Post #B7KYrH4V9QiwUYu2aW by scattapilla@jorts.horse
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Were all on 40-60 mg of edibles can i get a hell yea
(DIR) Post #B7KYrHJ2HOLlDdheF6 by scattapilla@jorts.horse
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How tf is she from Phoenix
(DIR) Post #B7KYrHU1cX8lliqQN6 by scattapilla@jorts.horse
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Edward cullen is so fuckin good at high school
(DIR) Post #B7KYrHg4timWN6U39s by scattapilla@jorts.horse
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Twilight is the teenage dream of not being bullied in high school
(DIR) Post #B7KYrHrQDXr6wHn6q8 by scattapilla@jorts.horse
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Holy shit daddy cullen can get it
(DIR) Post #B7KYrI37W3DHWZGS4e by scattapilla@jorts.horse
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Jumpscare of bella using google to immediately find what she were looking for
(DIR) Post #B7KYrIESpsHs5kZVku by scattapilla@jorts.horse
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Just the most brutal facemog
(DIR) Post #B7KYrIQA8Ne2g22qzQ by scattapilla@jorts.horse
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Omg THIS is what the i know what you want borger meme is from????
(DIR) Post #B7KYrIcZOFZNIVqlKS by scattapilla@jorts.horse
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Big fan of every time they give robert pattinson sex hair
(DIR) Post #B7KYrIpKcnmHw5oxDk by scattapilla@jorts.horse
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The vampires live in a jersey shore house. Vampire jersey shore would go hard
(DIR) Post #B7KYrJ2Rq2GmalxQfI by scattapilla@jorts.horse
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It is BASEBALL TIME
(DIR) Post #B7KYrJE98XcxB3Qlto by scattapilla@jorts.horse
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If i were edward cullen i would just say i was 19 even though im technically 17 forever. What are they gonna do card me
(DIR) Post #B7KYrJQuN5prodOxn6 by scattapilla@jorts.horse
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And just not be in a high school. So obviously its a sex thing
(DIR) Post #B7KYrJdfbe2mSDN9gO by scattapilla@jorts.horse
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Yknow what the cullens are retirement age. Let them live out their old age in a high school
(DIR) Post #B7KYrJq4rVy74hB41Q by scattapilla@jorts.horse
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Movie 1 complete. Were gonna skip to the final movie now. Whats the deal with the beef between vampires and werewolves please infodump
(DIR) Post #B7KYrK2q64B1iH9Fui by scattapilla@jorts.horse
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Bella wedding ring extremely tacky sorry girlie
(DIR) Post #B7KYrKDpRCy2GMI22i by scattapilla@jorts.horse
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Headcanon that edward bella and jacobs dads all regularly kick it at the bar together and have no idea any of this is going on they just talk about sports
(DIR) Post #B7KYrKPsiObmrjvepU by scattapilla@jorts.horse
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Objectively the funniest part of twilight is jacob imprinting on a newborn and the rest of the werewolves going 'no sorry fuck that thats some freak shit' and immediately getting the fuck out
(DIR) Post #B7KYrKas3XOnPp4QxU by scattapilla@jorts.horse
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The concept of #teamedward and #teamjacob continues to perplex me. Theyre on the same team! Jacob is a traitor to his werewolf culture [edit: literally helping the vampires violate a peace treaty!] in service of the rival rich colonizer culture's genetic experiments on a teenager. It doesnt get any more clear cut than that
(DIR) Post #B7KYrKpPBV1c8ts2c4 by scattapilla@jorts.horse
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Another top tier moment was edward using yahoo search to look up historical accounts of vampire-human hybrid babies _after_ he knocked bella up.Like hmm maybe you shouldve used your infinite free time to read about your own culture instead of memorizing the digits of the square root of pi dumbshit