Posts by qrstuv@hj.9fs.net
(DIR) Post #B666puJfC8n1JE2nnk by qrstuv@hj.9fs.net
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I dreamt I won the first place trophy for jacking off under the covers. Everyone was mad at me because they just couldn't compete.
(DIR) Post #B6A0rXQbROR5oFWYvw by qrstuv@hj.9fs.net
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(DIR) Post #B6A5BISjBz9x0DCAXg by qrstuv@hj.9fs.net
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CC: @prahou@merveilles.town
(DIR) Post #B6A5MiXUZzeT40ryGO by qrstuv@hj.9fs.net
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And some public service announcements for you.CC: @prahou@merveilles.town
(DIR) Post #B6DXHX0HQDNu1sWv9k by qrstuv@hj.9fs.net
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I dreamt that I had made an internet post in which I made passing reference to The World Copyright Resistance League and that someone was very mad at me about it. I'm gonna go back to sleep and try again.
(DIR) Post #B6WymWcxG9yMbarVCa by qrstuv@hj.9fs.net
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I like to go to Teterboro because while you're there they let you say teat as many times as you want without getting you in trouble.
(DIR) Post #B6cREKCmo664h6Svvk by qrstuv@hj.9fs.net
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I got kicked out of the store yesterday after I changed the words in that Johnny Cash / Trent Reznor song to My Empire of Go-Gurt.
(DIR) Post #B6fs54KQE62uRkTiiG by qrstuv@hj.9fs.net
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He understands what Ferrari owners want.
(DIR) Post #B8sbt2s5Yqp3rawIi0 by qrstuv@hj.9fs.net
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If there's one thing you for sure don't want to do, it's to eat a large bowl of hot spicy noodles before going out to cut the grass, because when everyone goes out to cut the grass before a big rain, that means a low pressure front is in, and the high pressure from indoors still inside your body needs to equalize, and it all builds up against, you guessed it, your anus, and it can all come out at once and all of a sudden when you're concentrated on the grass you bend down to use the mower.
(DIR) Post #B90KNHNrgHid7obHWa by qrstuv@hj.9fs.net
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Yes. It should be an excel spreadsheet of the number of new posts of each type from each person I follow, and I should be able to click on what I want to look at instead of fighting an endless tide of dumb shit. Sort of like an rss reader, but with a comment box so I can clap back, and with a close and minimize button.
(DIR) Post #B92ExtOrbXk02v3wae by qrstuv@hj.9fs.net
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Why is she flashing her eye spots? Does she feel threatened by you?CC: @poni@ak.kawen.space
(DIR) Post #B9Zcji46w2S9fgc4US by qrstuv@hj.9fs.net
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ok so go a head and block my ass idgaf
(DIR) Post #B9y67ej45oCLg8yuAK by qrstuv@hj.9fs.net
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Easy. I could do it in the dark, with my eyes closed, with one hand behind my back.
(DIR) Post #BA1GZx5DUw2cd0GjD6 by qrstuv@hj.9fs.net
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Everyday I wake up, take my flintstones vitamin, go to work, come home, make my macaroni & cheese, watch my masterpiece theater, and go to bed.
(DIR) Post #BA36rRHvq4aK0Mpt9k by qrstuv@hj.9fs.net
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Looking for some fun. Adventurous and open-minded 28F in need of a man who can connect my supple linux thinkpad x230t to my cute little firewire camcorder. 32B 5'6" 118lbs budget $250. #fedihookup #singles
(DIR) Post #BA7zdIOSBy1J0LEU1g by qrstuv@hj.9fs.net
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what episodes do we get to see bulma's boobs in
(DIR) Post #BAAWJuOsrK37tPiVjE by qrstuv@hj.9fs.net
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mcdonalds menu with prices 2026 all food types
(DIR) Post #BABUUPHwroZBpuJLeq by qrstuv@hj.9fs.net
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some good info here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoobooks#List_of_Zoobooks_by_alphabetical_order
(DIR) Post #BABbDv5a4zgLDhbzG4 by qrstuv@hj.9fs.net
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28f looking for some older cock, just need a little linux help connecting my x230t to my sony camcorder firewire before i can send pics #fedisingles #fedihookup #fediconnect
(DIR) Post #BABbUAwCvD7V0Wyjaq by qrstuv@hj.9fs.net
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I went to lowes yesterday and they were playing the green day song from dookie over the store speakers, the one where you can hear his clogged sinuses.