Posts by phaysis@mastodon.coffee
 (DIR) Post #AZzkruBdIBG8CgpF56 by phaysis@mastodon.coffee
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       I think we're all tired of social media.
       
 (DIR) Post #AlNFshyWRZfd1g8120 by phaysis@mastodon.coffee
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       If I see repeating patterns in nature, I always look twice just to make sure the simulation isn't in power-save mode.
       
 (DIR) Post #AlNFsiGFNfqfueQAeu by phaysis@mastodon.coffee
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       Rock out with your cock out!Jam out with your clam out!Blitz out with your tits out!Pass out with your ass out!
       
 (DIR) Post #AlNFsiQWlS4WQXENgO by phaysis@mastodon.coffee
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       It's only Naturism if it comes from the European region of Europe, otherwise it's just sparkling public nudity.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4AMwc1HtycqtATdR2 by phaysis@mastodon.coffee
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       @ricci In a whole school 5th grade assembly, I, in the 20-contestant round, was told a word, heard another word, pronounced and spelled that other word correctly, and was disqualified. The frozen look on the examiner's face stuck with me more than the wrong word.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5sJzdB6Lb8sF8ZERs by phaysis@mastodon.coffee
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       @pixelfed About f'n time. Thanks!
       
 (DIR) Post #B7XTCJKMUOmjoFKMYS by phaysis@mastodon.coffee
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       They were called The Allman Brothers Band because they were all men.