Posts by parker@dsmc.space
 (DIR) Post #B6drfKxEvBDgnqh8fg by parker@dsmc.space
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       @AWIVR So the pilot didn't do a preflight check and is trying to push a dindu nuffins off onto the tech?
       
 (DIR) Post #B6dukEa6LNSILatmr2 by parker@dsmc.space
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       @maid It was a pretty clean break though, metacarpal of my ring finger, so I didn't really know it was broken till I heard it grinding.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6eMwWrJ0n2FE2b4Wu by parker@dsmc.space
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       I love caulk.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6fnzhd2nPvemRNHHc by parker@dsmc.space
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       Fritz the cat has been helping.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6hI4gMA94Ts46jF1E by parker@dsmc.space
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       I have windows now.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6hJLatHotiXzTqlpQ by parker@dsmc.space
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       They're pretty nice from the inside.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6m5z1HRD8KPYuqsLo by parker@dsmc.space
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       @Merc @theorytoe Oh no, what if everyone realizes I'm not the biggest retard here? What if they realize I didn't get this job through nepotism or that I'm not a charity case, and actually am fireable? What if they start expecting me to do actual work?
       
 (DIR) Post #B6mDFEYaJeSb3EYCsC by parker@dsmc.space
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       @gav @wallstreetapes @genmaicha >we hate immigrants>oh except the hot asians>and the hot latinas>anyone who is hot is fine really>actually we don't hate immigrants, just ugly people
       
 (DIR) Post #B6nrPeFfpP0GxmBaXg by parker@dsmc.space
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       There's a women's Quebecois volleyball team at the mall. I'm dying
       
 (DIR) Post #B6nrYMc0mVjKrQn3Ka by parker@dsmc.space
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       @coolboymew what? They escaped when you weren't watching? They're so tall they probably walked over the perimeter fence
       
 (DIR) Post #B6q2eUzq0de4Phyz9k by parker@dsmc.space
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       @coolboymew @romin @takao I like bloatfe, not that I ever use it, but I like it, from a distance
       
 (DIR) Post #B6q2qCWsUlrAc816oK by parker@dsmc.space
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       @meowski @coolboymew @romin @takao at least I can pretend that I'm better than other people for knowing what it is. I'm like the peak netBSD user
       
 (DIR) Post #B6q3FTC9fZMdXdNBZ2 by parker@dsmc.space
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       @f0x can't we just call Thursday Dogturday?
       
 (DIR) Post #B6q3FTX4Po5uaV9tAG by parker@dsmc.space
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       @f0x Cats are not the only felines
       
 (DIR) Post #B6q3FTrdBMXbcGmJDE by parker@dsmc.space
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       @f0x Damn I've been found out, making assertions without putting any thought into them
       
 (DIR) Post #B6q3FUBTzYQ8bq4A9g by parker@dsmc.space
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       @f0x I read the Warriors series so I know all about them but sure, go ahead
       
 (DIR) Post #B6q3FUTut1ALX0gst6 by parker@dsmc.space
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       @f0x I mean I read a few of the books but I was more into redwall and the Silverwing trilogy. Really, I should have just responded with Bajax is a cat but not a feline but I missed my window but yes, it was a joke
       
 (DIR) Post #B6q3FUyP3fYJ3YxEPI by parker@dsmc.space
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       @bajax @f0x look whenever someone makes a joke about you being a cat no one swoops in with "actually that's impossible because he's typing at a keyboard and that's infeasible for cats because they can't read/write, and lack the digit span and opposable thumbs" because that would ruin the joke, even if it isn't the toppest tier joke to begin with
       
 (DIR) Post #B6q3FVOdU8XIMvEBIO by parker@dsmc.space
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       @bajax @f0x I was saying people should have the chance to workshop shitty jokes on fedi and everyone else should be forced to listen to them, but okay.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6rODNMsehob5NBzkm by parker@dsmc.space
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       @lain @mer I'm going to start running AB tests where the only change is the addition of a comma, just so people get the feeling their memory is going bad but they can't tell how.