Posts by nyanbinary@infosec.exchange
 (DIR) Post #B4sv9N3AocnZcfqpW4 by nyanbinary@infosec.exchange
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       Github is too unreliable for me these days. Thats why I am migrating all my coding projects to Pornhub.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4sv9NQDQxEKm8dEQq by nyanbinary@infosec.exchange
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       Something something stuck in the pipeline
       
 (DIR) Post #B4xhEZ7mvIvUx1OMym by nyanbinary@infosec.exchange
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       @stux hmmmmmmm.... cheeeeese....Sending mixed messages there :neobot_giggle:
       
 (DIR) Post #B4xhJkaxhfzlySVhWC by nyanbinary@infosec.exchange
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       @stux 'tis fair, more cheese per cheese :ablobcatnod:
       
 (DIR) Post #B5G1ttmwUomMq8uIOe by nyanbinary@infosec.exchange
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       @Erpel shock makes the hdds jump :neobot_giggle:
       
 (DIR) Post #B5celGKJV7eLpCVVOC by nyanbinary@infosec.exchange
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       Seeing a crow on the lawn outside the office as I leave & remembering I forgot to push to prod
       
 (DIR) Post #B65gl2HPYqZLkg0Veq by nyanbinary@infosec.exchange
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       @stux its kinda funny, same situation for me (drivers license, never had to have a car) in Germany, only times I'd ever need a car is for the trips to the Netherlands :neobot_giggle:
       
 (DIR) Post #B6K9GCwDVAneiLBWdM by nyanbinary@infosec.exchange
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       Are you struggling to ensure the security program at your organisation is Mythos ready? Here are some simple tips that will help you achieve it!Implement a Asset Inventory as well as processes to ensure it's completes & correctnessPut processes for regular & emergency patching processes into place & monitor adherence to identity gaps or infeasible processes/timelinesEnsure the use of soft- and hardware for which security patches are made available in a timely manner, as well as including security aspects in vendor selections.Continously monitor your environment for insecure software, both outdated & fundamentally not in line with your security requirements/generally risky.Monitor & reduce attack surfaces, both externally & internally, especially for critical, complex, or slow-to-patch systems.Follow me for more tips on how to elevate your organisations security posture to survive the AI vulnerapocalypse.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6K9GDZv7YYihTlEWG by nyanbinary@infosec.exchange
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       man, writing this one hurt & this is the first time I considered outsourcing it to a chatbot but the soul of the shitpost comes from the suffering of it's author so fuck this shit.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6K9GDu7uQipi9DN0y by nyanbinary@infosec.exchange
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       I am actually kinda pissed because all the architecture decisions of "eh, lets put it on the internet, will be fine & so much less work" will truly come back to haunt us if we see a speedup in exploitation and/or increased volume of vulnerabilities. Even if they end up being mostly non-exploitable checking this is still a shitload of work.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6V26tmgmcfblOtxpI by nyanbinary@infosec.exchange
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       https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-45584One job. You had one job.Heap-based buffer overflow in Microsoft Defender allows an unauthorized attacker to execute code over a network.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6V26uJeo32dPeKIDI by nyanbinary@infosec.exchange
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       Successful exploitation of this vulnerability would require a remote, unauthenticated attacker to entice a local user to take multiple actions that results in Defender scanning a malicious file that has been quarantined.This is something I love about some AV vulnerabilities - intentionally triggering detections as part of exploitation. Also had that with the Nightmare Eclipse Defender vulns & also had me giggle there :neobot_giggle: . I just ... feels right!