Posts by nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link
(DIR) Post #B6AWEl63ssn7RRT6wq by nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link
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robot fedi users are like "please break and kill it :neobot_pleading:"if you're a machine and you put yourself in my care, im gonna treat you like every other device i own.that is to say, i'll make you live far longer than you were ever supposed to, while subjecting you to the most obscene nonsense treatment imaginablei'll install custom firmware on you so i can install homebrew apps i'll never use. i'll use you as another weird way to ssh into my computer while i'm in bed. i'll use your optical sensors to take cool pictures. i'll use anything on you that emits light to make interesting lighting for my room.when you break, im gonna stick you back together with superglue that comes out way runnier than i expected so it runs into your internals and causes a weird crunching sound when you move. im gonna upgrade your storage until it has more space than you know how to address, and then reformat it every time it inexplicably gets corrupted. i'll have 5 backup screen protectors for every time i inevitably drop you down the stairs. i'll use a wrist strap (i guess that's a leash) to try to avoid that, but the wrist strap will inevitably break and you'll go flying into a wall. when i knock you off a shelf and break something that i don't know how to fix, i'll just keep using you and get used to the defect. or i might find some other freak who knows how to repair youas long as i still have a use for you, you're not allowed to die
(DIR) Post #B6AWEmqtMFqSsyO1a4 by nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link
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as a rule of thumb, i don't mind how you react to my poststhe only exception is when i am making a request for something (e.g. asking a question) and i say "boosts appreciated". if you don't have a reply and don't want to boost, that's fine. but if you're not going to help, you can just scroll past. please don't just ❤️-react it.because i see that and all i can think is glad you found my request for help entertaining! good for you! that doesn't help me, though! 🥹
(DIR) Post #B6Ihrs2ie72V2SRAA4 by nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link
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the baseball cap stays on during sexand the hoodieand the jeansand the socksand the glovesgood luck
(DIR) Post #B6W6oDkX1TOb6xlWJk by nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link
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"y'know what sure i've got time to kill""time to kill? :neobot_pleading:"
(DIR) Post #B6vthg95HQihDoVabo by nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link
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is there a way to write lyrics in text where the rhythm and tone are well-communicated? i wanna lyricspost but just writing the words without any flourish feels lame
(DIR) Post #B6vthhLWoeGgwhL2e0 by nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link
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i was gonna post "a pretty lady put me to bed :lesbian_thoughts:" then i realized wait a minute
(DIR) Post #B6vthhZ00Z2lcTdndo by nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link
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to be fair though if i were a lesbian i'd be pretty good at it. i'd be cute as fuck as a girl
(DIR) Post #B6vthhjHOLGc8MS0fI by nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link
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i tried it before and it didn't really work out but i think i could pull it off in theory
(DIR) Post #B6vthhtCnRCsd95w8W by nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link
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maybe i should try again now that im more informed. call myself Natalie and not change anything else. or even just not change anything at all. he/him catgirl Nate could be the vibe
(DIR) Post #B6vthi5G4cqdEWjYvI by nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link
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yeah i guess im a girl for now. you can call me nate or natalie or nafiri idm"any pronouns" in the sense that you should turn your brain off and say the first one that comes to mind and if you try to second-guess it for any reason you get struck by lightning"but i want to make sure i use a variety" instantly vaporized"any pronouns users when you use the girly ones" blasted to smithereensi want minimal frictionRE: https://sk.petalgarden.link/notes/amxbax0ziv
(DIR) Post #B7QQ67ONggtkB0xqUa by nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link
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(DIR) Post #B7QjMSia44fy50v43U by nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link
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@codebergstatus@social.anoxinon.de codebreg
(DIR) Post #B83uHUyiwj1Z1VFRzs by nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link
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@tay@transfem.social can you do this with mfmRE: https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/aocu6bdibpcu00nl
(DIR) Post #B83wBvImMZYQpp68a8 by nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link
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is there like. a standard ao3 tag for works that consist entirely of the author or a character talking directly to the reader. like not as the reader inserted as a character into a story, just a speech directly at the reader(i may be asking the wrong question, idk how ao3 works)