Posts by microplastic@pronounmail.com
(DIR) Post #B47UUEhtCYGEdUVJHE by microplastic@pronounmail.com
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@Stellar
(DIR) Post #B47UUFRcSWqAvJtpYW by microplastic@pronounmail.com
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day in the life of a microsoft exec: wake up and tell copilot to brush my teeth and make my breakfast. drive my tesla into work and immediately make my subordinates put 50% more ads in the start menu. give $100m of my own money to the military. destroy all good trackpads with a hammer. replace a few more win32 dialogs with winui replacements that take 10 seconds to start up. go home and shit my pants and then go to sleep
(DIR) Post #B47VtFo8LVs1F9uyWW by microplastic@pronounmail.com
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@domi on my way to get an acrobat subscription so i can finally fulfill my lifelong dream of having a conversation with a .pdf
(DIR) Post #B49M7RiiF2h31CQlsW by microplastic@pronounmail.com
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@Stellar too intimate
(DIR) Post #B4PhVk7ig1YYbzugl6 by microplastic@pronounmail.com
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help how are nosql injections even a thing i thought those were a known and fixed issue by the time mongodb released?
(DIR) Post #B4j70IzXn992IYzvo8 by microplastic@pronounmail.com
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My software is a WORK of Performance Art. You should be grateful you get to see my Shit Code at all. I WILL NOT let Anyone Dictate me Some Sort Of Rules. Oh what? Concerned that my software is "Tightly Coupled" and "Hard to Maintain"? How about you couple your mouth with a Delicious Sandwich instead? Ever think of that?
(DIR) Post #B4vOAQb6OlIptuUt72 by microplastic@pronounmail.com
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@domi What the FUCK, why would they do that
(DIR) Post #B51hmMJPqLLdgxmhLE by microplastic@pronounmail.com
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@merlin wait what is going on. is there more information somewhere