Posts by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
 (DIR) Post #B6NCAChaLh9ba738sq by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Melting Clock Cat Scratching Mat. I only bring this one out after I give my cats a ton of catnip. I like to think it enhances the high.https://collabs.shop/lh8kws
       
 (DIR) Post #B6NCAD5KvO9WlmA6u8 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       Oh no, the catnip is making my cats trip too hard. I fear the melting clock is too much for them. They are spiraling.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6PcSRPBPL5HWGicro by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       That sounds rough.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6SgMtnPv9CZ7qXxGS by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       That's so interesting.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6WbXQv3txRFc4ALoW by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       Obviously.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6XnLxxKdiZHCuUCX2 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       That's fair.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6ZQO2xR6a5kfYTgsi by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Knitzilla T-shirt. Yes, he is still going to destroy Tokyo. He just needs to finish knitting first. Knitzilla has priorities.https://collabs.shop/ei58dq
       
 (DIR) Post #B6cC4CbCjVv4tbbOaW by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       Today's Low Quality Ad is for this very motivational Fish Sticker. Words to live by.https://collabs.shop/4w8drx
       
 (DIR) Post #B6cC4D8WjcZgYxC0Wm by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       I can't believe some of you are struggling to read this. The public education system has failed us.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6egW1yTDOH6zdaei8 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       Turned 34 today. I share a birthday with Bob Dylan, Queen Victoria, and billions of ants.If you want to get this low quality human a high quality birthday present, there is nothing finer than a hot cup of coffee.https://buymeacoffee.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #B6egW2BwPJ3BfPtPhw by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       Thank you for all the coffee! Fishy wants me to tell you it is also his birthday, but I fear he is lying.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6hfALDNxZshBAI5EO by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "I Refuse To Be Intimidated By Racist Fascist Oligarch Fucks" T-shirt. Sometimes you want a shirt that conveys a message in a subtle and clever way. Other times you want to make sure even the most idiotic idiot can understand it.https://collabs.shop/wap5o5
       
 (DIR) Post #B6hfALV6tg3k48aErI by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       Conservatives: We are not racists or fascists.Also Conservatives, reading this shirt: Stop attacking us.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6jUYfBee4lUtLnPqS by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       We made a comic about the Teletubbies.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6m17DolyqeMzcXHQu by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "If I Die Water My Plants" Sticker. And if my plants die, water me. It's a two way street.https://collabs.shop/mvuxg0
       
 (DIR) Post #B6m17ELk0H1Odrxbou by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       And if any of you die, I promise my plants and I will water you until you're more fish than corpse.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6terM1T41v64yBKNs by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       Someone recently complained that I've been posting about cats too much. So naturally, today's Low Quality Ad is for this Cats Blanket. Keep the complaints coming pal, I can do this all day.https://collabs.shop/4aeg3o
       
 (DIR) Post #B6terMUBLGt9W1cG8m by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       Yes, people who complain about cats do exist. We call them monsters.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6vYeq5JluLK8qYG0G by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Mushroom House Pin. Everyone wants to live in a mushroom house until they find out how annoying the HOA rules are. Strict limits on how many gnomes can be in a house at a time. Ridiculous fines if you don't have enough mold in your home.https://collabs.shop/ggyqnw
       
 (DIR) Post #B6vYeqGJ738Kgvh28G by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       Even mushroom houses have become terribly unaffordable after private equity firms started buying them all up.