Posts by kookie@toot.cat
 (DIR) Post #B6dntd3xzWtdCeOuRM by kookie@toot.cat
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       @ward MtF: Mastodon to Forum 🤣
       
 (DIR) Post #B6iwLRP9BD3HwMd9sW by kookie@toot.cat
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       "Then 9/11 happens"is the IRL equivalent of"Then the fire nation attacks"Turns out the Earth kingdom had been funding Fire para-militaries for a few decades in their quest for oil and it blew up in their face (except it was the air nomads faces? Don't over-analyse this...)
       
 (DIR) Post #B7OGaFyQxUdlcadkmW by kookie@toot.cat
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       helping girls hit on girls, like I'm a mama bird teaching the young to fly. Go be gay sillies
       
 (DIR) Post #B7PHzrXmhlFYUkuPc8 by kookie@toot.cat
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       @privateger Downloaded into ~/Pictures/Memes/
       
 (DIR) Post #B7VKLXuWLoabk0eKlE by kookie@toot.cat
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       @hyphen Turing award right here
       
 (DIR) Post #B7Vl1uf6kX9bH3Iqf2 by kookie@toot.cat
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       oh caml my caml
       
 (DIR) Post #B7ZVBjXI9KSz1q9DVo by kookie@toot.cat
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       What kind of lesbian am I?
       
 (DIR) Post #B7ag3QpN7GfHLJoBP6 by kookie@toot.cat
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       Humans have made rope for the last 35-40 thousand years. But what I wanna know is how long did it take people to tie each other up with it for fun?
       
 (DIR) Post #B7b0KSqqqK3VcrtpwG by kookie@toot.cat
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       Gonna build an obsidian portal in my living room so I can instantly visit cuties in the Netherlands...That's how than works, right?!
       
 (DIR) Post #B7kWTEkKGgt4zV4lpw by kookie@toot.cat
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       New looking for some females to cyber and explore
       
 (DIR) Post #B7tIuIzfZussqdF248 by kookie@toot.cat
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       omg it's raining
       
 (DIR) Post #B7vCzkQamJT0WJ3mqG by kookie@toot.cat
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       Call that a Monsterfucker
       
 (DIR) Post #B7y7r4js7AR6WVpueO by kookie@toot.cat
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       Middle aged men love inviting me out to drinks. Am I middle aged?! 😢 or maybe I'm just hot
       
 (DIR) Post #B7y7r4wdLie1A5o6Xg by kookie@toot.cat
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       Anyway my response is always "I'm sorry I like women" and almost without fail they go "ah... yes, I understand"
       
 (DIR) Post #B80jAA4caczjBtQSMy by kookie@toot.cat
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       awooo
       
 (DIR) Post #B80rLZUDFGqupGLbMW by kookie@toot.cat
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       When you're a racing driver and you have a latex kink
       
 (DIR) Post #B8869Q8P31q7lXWu4u by kookie@toot.cat
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       OH: you have a strong lesbian in the house who likes doing DIY. Use her; uwu
       
 (DIR) Post #B88J7kjWn2EGTcQhMG by kookie@toot.cat
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       @davidrevoy Is there a heatpump spell to cool down my attic?
       
 (DIR) Post #B8A9vqujTR08tpqCfo by kookie@toot.cat
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       Not sure I can eat this burger if I don't want to fuck it
       
 (DIR) Post #B8KIjZcIUaCkDOliQS by kookie@toot.cat
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       Couldn't sleep and I wanted a snack.We only had a space cake. Oh well?I ate half of it, do some writing, man that was tasty.Eats the other half, keeps writing.gets really high I wonder why that's happening.