Posts by jschauma@mstdn.social
 (DIR) Post #B4A4zmByjsxg8Epw3M by jschauma@mstdn.social
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       Why I'm such a jolly chap these days.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4CSx1ooyCyuwa9C8e by jschauma@mstdn.social
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       "CrackArmor: Multiple vulnerabilities in AppArmor"Strong opening by the good folks from Qualys:"First, we discovered a fundamental vulnerability (a "confused-deputy"problem) that allows an unprivileged local attacker to load, replace,and remove arbitrary AppArmor profiles"https://www.openwall.com/lists/oss-security/2026/03/12/7
       
 (DIR) Post #B4OUU6rzdt9K17ULeS by jschauma@mstdn.social
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       Starting to think the real risk is not AI replacing junior staff, but senior staff quitting because they just can’t take this AI bullshit any longer and just opt for early retirement.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5V7A9icRvLm1Qr4Iy by jschauma@mstdn.social
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       @NudelnAlDente New coffee place opened up around the corner. Went in there, nobody pays me any attention, no obvious line to order, no cash register. I’m told I can scan a QR code to download an app to place an order. Walked across the street to next place instead.
       
 (DIR) Post #B677Em711pEGGKwiOG by jschauma@mstdn.social
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       Congrats! Your new job is: arguing with a bot. Multiple bots. And people outsourcing their brain to bots. But mostly bots.Sometimes you have to social engineer the bots to do your bidding. Sometimes you have to pit the bots against each other.  But make no mistake, it's arguing with the bots.That, and email. And meetings.How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world,That has such people in't.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6KiNJAqDDFgTe99Lk by jschauma@mstdn.social
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       Ok, so this "v12 security team" is just dropping 0-days for kicks, huh?"QEMUtiny", qemu escape via CXL:https://github.com/v12-security/pocs/tree/main/qemu(I'm tired, boss.)
       
 (DIR) Post #B6VslAm0EWkLea6dKy by jschauma@mstdn.social
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       Now what the fresh fuck is this, then?Not today, Satan.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6VslB459JCyYeZ4W8 by jschauma@mstdn.social
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       Now this is some bullshit.Today: Don't have an "approved" phone? Too bad for you.Tomorrow: Don't have a Google account? Good bye.Another nail in the coffin of the Open Web.  Those fuckers.https://thecodersblog.com/google-breaks-recaptcha-for-de-googled-android-users-2026/https://cybernews.com/privacy/google-qr-code-recaptcha-requires-approved-phone/
       
 (DIR) Post #B6Y0IZgZiasETBMT6u by jschauma@mstdn.social
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       Remember to update your libc for the new AI errno(2) values that just dropped:https://www.netmeister.org/blog/ai-errno.html