Posts by jonty@chaos.social
 (DIR) Post #B45NNHfCiq6Tme49Y0 by jonty@chaos.social
       0 likes, 1 repeats
       
       @joe - If the number is also the current day of the month, instead of the number, print “X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*“
       
 (DIR) Post #B46rbD79clh3Vmek4m by jonty@chaos.social
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       We just wanted to go camping for a weekend. 14 years later I am calculating tickets-per-second.
       
 (DIR) Post #B49oXsCHDmfDNeeIRE by jonty@chaos.social
       7 likes, 7 repeats
       
       This is a reversible USB-A to reversible micro-usb cable.Where is your god now.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4tJDIQqKG1FMFKKzQ by jonty@chaos.social
       0 likes, 1 repeats
       
       It's mine, I tell you. My own. My precious.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4tJDIll4UkWP772ae by jonty@chaos.social
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       Do I have the keys? No. Can we pick the lock? Also no.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4tJDJ0ICSNL8BueFE by jonty@chaos.social
       1 likes, 1 repeats
       
       I contacted a company who stocks spares for UK payphones, asking them to send me a set of keys to try.They replied with "That will not be possible" and the following photo.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4tJDJ4BxxUjKHjlK4 by jonty@chaos.social
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       Anyway this is your prompt to reply with endless jokes about answering after one ring
       
 (DIR) Post #B53S1I4ChRRjv0gejg by jonty@chaos.social
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @b3cft @cstross I've had one of these for years, they're fascinating to wander around with and the protocol is fully documented if you want to get fancy
       
 (DIR) Post #B5MxZDyXCsRteow1IG by jonty@chaos.social
       0 likes, 1 repeats
       
       Sat opposite a man on the train with a cake carrier containing a half eaten birthday cake.Pulled into a station, another man got on with an identical cake carrier containing a half eaten birthday cake and sat next to him.The first guy then got off... BUT I DIDN'T SEE IF THEY SWAPPED CAKES.Anyway this is how I may have witnessed a spy cake handoff.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5MxZELDqWb4nBY8em by jonty@chaos.social
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       I know it feels like the last line should have been a punchline but this really happened and I am slightly losing it
       
 (DIR) Post #B5as2CD6y5c94NciLw by jonty@chaos.social
       0 likes, 2 repeats
       
       Should I be worried
       
 (DIR) Post #B5xDQFlvkaNLa4LCGO by jonty@chaos.social
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       I will be laughing about this all day
       
 (DIR) Post #B5xDQGEI393p01bqT2 by jonty@chaos.social
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       I presume his name was entered as "Mr Dave Businessman Esq"
       
 (DIR) Post #B6VJuaYWFNeLpLYNZA by jonty@chaos.social
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @fribbledom 4. you manage to shoot yourself in the foot more often
       
 (DIR) Post #B6j5hbQFVug6y5mwU4 by jonty@chaos.social
       0 likes, 2 repeats
       
       Absolutely flabbergasted at Last.fm finally being independent again after a decade of neglect by CBS. Incredibly exciting.https://support.last.fm/t/last-fm-is-now-independent/118591