Posts by girlonthenet@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #B6omUEJdNd3hMJMbxY by girlonthenet@mastodon.social
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I generally work on the assumption that no one I know in real life reads the blog, including the men who feature on it. So it's really lovely to know one of the nice ones still reads and gets warm feelings from it.
(DIR) Post #B6omUEhjw0LCZ4drX6 by girlonthenet@mastodon.social
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Also timely reminder for me that there have been some nice ones, it's just that the ones who were not nice tend to take up more space in my head. But Toyboy, Bracelet Game, this guy https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/we-fuck/, this guy https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/on-number-16/ ... there have been plenty of men who were fun and kind and just not right for me.
(DIR) Post #B6r5fwW1fniN4aNWRk by girlonthenet@mastodon.social
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Today’s NEW blog! One weird trick to guarantee EVERYONE a better sex life:https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/one-simple-trick-better-sex-life/Shameless clickbait for my even more shameless lefty propaganda. Ingenious art by @stuart_cb
(DIR) Post #B6rLZvW24ngrV7XD4C by girlonthenet@mastodon.social
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My fave response to this so far has been the BlueSky user who said 'Lol. I guess to some people everything is about sex.' I mean... most of the posts you find on a sex blog will be about sex, yes.
(DIR) Post #B7KkhBNEgCCZNHcV3A by girlonthenet@mastodon.social
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Today's post will be a little late, so instead I'm dredging up a few of my horny faves from the archive. Like this one, on my favourite Sex Thing of all... https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/begging-for-bareback-spunk/
(DIR) Post #B7MvevBdNanqP6EnSa by girlonthenet@mastodon.social
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Riding home today and some disgusting fucker on the bike in front spat over his shoulder directly into my face. What the fuck is wrong with people.
(DIR) Post #B7f2piQkcAl50ivHKi by girlonthenet@mastodon.social
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People, I am begging you, if you have air con in your flat please PUT IT ON YOUR DATING PROFILE.
(DIR) Post #B7fHZxhHaJ1r2RbMAq by girlonthenet@mastodon.social
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Once a year, when it gets too hot, I have* to repost this. Today is obviously that day. CN: I did actually fuck the ice lolly. https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/ice-lolly-in-my-vagina/*want
(DIR) Post #B7fYiYWCGaUym66FyC by girlonthenet@mastodon.social
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Yes, it's too hot, but on the up side my tits look even better with a thin sheen of sweat.
(DIR) Post #B7fYiYgpd30PJ54kXw by girlonthenet@mastodon.social
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Proof
(DIR) Post #B7hfBUEuF5VhwX6vc8 by girlonthenet@mastodon.social
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Have some ice-cream based content from the archive to cool down. https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/mouth-fuck-me-with-a-cornetto/
(DIR) Post #B7lkaAZllSnIbIIXpo by girlonthenet@mastodon.social
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"God, you are so tempting."Want to feel sexy and appreciated? @GoingDownWithSundial has you covered in this stunning NEW #AudioPorn! https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/corsets-and-a-tease-youre-so-damned-enticing/
(DIR) Post #B7u4i9H0giXj1eca6C by girlonthenet@mastodon.social
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Patreons! Come vote for what you'd like to hear in July. One of the options is simply 'TITS'https://www.patreon.com/girlonthenet/posts/vote-for-what-to-162601653
(DIR) Post #B7u4i9kQvK4wUuO4xc by girlonthenet@mastodon.social
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Here's another thing that just went live: call for submissions! Got sex stories/blogs/erotica that you'd like to hear turned into #AudioPorn? HIT ME UPhttps://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/call-for-submissions-want-to-turn-your-smut-into-audio-porn/
(DIR) Post #B7u4iAiLKa07UiPvLE by girlonthenet@mastodon.social
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If you ever visit my audio page and think 'argh why does she never publish anything about [TOPIC]?' or 'why does she never have any contributors who [WHATEVER YOUR KINK OF CHOICE IS]?' then now's the time to contact me or SHARE the post with people you know who write the kind of stuff you wanna hear. THANK YOU.
(DIR) Post #B83XmvkJB3gw4YWYxE by girlonthenet@mastodon.social
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NEW blog - I wrote a summer style guide for men. Three words: slutty little shorts.https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sluttiest-looks-men/ Beautiful men in shorts by @stuart_cb
(DIR) Post #B83XmwaQ3JNKgAuBBA by girlonthenet@mastodon.social
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I am so pleased this one got so many shares. Your share could have inspired one of your sexy followers to don a pair of shorts, and now there will be more sexy legs on view in this world. I think that’s beautiful.
(DIR) Post #B83Zg6eqPP3ZnQqHZY by girlonthenet@mastodon.social
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When I saw which guest #AudioPorn was due live this week I hugged myself with joy. This one is so beautiful. NEW piece by @nymphostimtoy - a gorgeously intimate and loving post about worshipping you. https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/i-want-to-worship-you/
(DIR) Post #B83Zg8OxvPXlClQd6G by girlonthenet@mastodon.social
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I have to go to the gym and then sit an exam, but you're all gonna make sure this has tonnes of shares by the time I log back on, right? It absolutely deserves them, this piece almost made me cry. @nymphostimtoy is awesome.
(DIR) Post #B86d2yzBysyg02q6rI by girlonthenet@mastodon.social
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Someone on BlueSky is having a moan because a stranger crossed the street to get away from their dog. “My dog is so gentle tho!”My snake is adorable and wouldn’t/couldn’t hurt someone but that doesn’t magically cure people’s phobias.Dog people 🙄