Posts by existentialcomics@mastodon.social
 (DIR) Post #B46RSraJBqFfc5eTtg by existentialcomics@mastodon.social
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       By the way, if someone is serving for the United States military, it is a bit old fashioned to say "thank you for your service", perhaps try instead: "you are a traitor to the human race."
       
 (DIR) Post #B46RUqALR5ZFnBRz0K by existentialcomics@mastodon.social
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       I would say that in retrospect Microsoft's Clippy wasn't so bad. He gave some pretty great tips on how to write a memo. He didn't destroy the environment by consuming more energy than most countries. He didn't help bomb any countries.All in all, C- to B+ range, realistically.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4A1b9H5TycQcPn7TM by existentialcomics@mastodon.social
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       If Iran blows up Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos I promise you here and now that I WILL convert to Islam and join the Butlerian Jihad.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4DzoofVTBepUJRU92 by existentialcomics@mastodon.social
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       I know AI isn't conscious because it can listen to an entire meeting on a Friday afternoon without zoning out and thinking about the weekend even once.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4JwhY0VspKmsBs036 by existentialcomics@mastodon.social
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       Kantian Milk -https://existentialcomics.com/comic/646
       
 (DIR) Post #B4YoyCMliEwEPo6irg by existentialcomics@mastodon.social
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       Aquinas on Sex -https://existentialcomics.com/comic/647
       
 (DIR) Post #B4Zr0bmkZPekteUs88 by existentialcomics@mastodon.social
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       Kids these days are so lazy. They just do everything with apps. Order food with apps. Socialize with apps. Find girlfriend with apps.Back in my day you had to boot up your whole computer and log into a website to do that stuff.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4ac4hGkookUuOyyWm by existentialcomics@mastodon.social
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       I gazed into the abyss, and the abyss just walked right past me, pretending not to see.What the fuck.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4hBEBwsmj6S0fi5yq by existentialcomics@mastodon.social
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       Funniest joke from each decade: 2000s: some guys are hungover.1990s: an Eastern European man doesn't give you soup.1980s: a man with a lisp says the word "marriage"1970s: a knight bangs two coconuts together.1960s: what if we nuked the USSR by mistake lol.1950s: I hate my wife.
       
 (DIR) Post #B55zozHqTzvYxLIDA0 by existentialcomics@mastodon.social
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       One big problem the United States has with overthrowing countries in the Middle East is that their populations will fight to the end to protect their civilization, whereas Americans will give up immediately if our Flamin' Hot Doritos™ go up in price by 10 percent.
       
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       Boo Murder!https://existentialcomics.com/comic/650
       
 (DIR) Post #B5UQzBIe2Cx7fJn2oK by existentialcomics@mastodon.social
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       Mazdak Creates Utopiahttps://existentialcomics.com/comic/651
       
 (DIR) Post #B6ExfcMLx4STYaxbGa by existentialcomics@mastodon.social
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       The Asteroid and the Meaning of Lifehttps://existentialcomics.com/comic/654
       
 (DIR) Post #B6ZUJyrKnhcwcHwN6m by existentialcomics@mastodon.social
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       It's unfair to call the Marvel movies "kid's movies", they also have serious political messages, such as:- America is good- the military is good- military contractors are good- billionaires are good- heroes protect the existing power structure, villains try to change society
       
 (DIR) Post #B6rsIAQhBXSt1xB4rY by existentialcomics@mastodon.social
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       I've been microdosing "thinking" lately. Every hour for one minute I "use my brain to think about stuff.".I believe this will put me at a competitive edge over 99.6% of the human population, if my calculations are correct.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6vKZcZ9CzABPK7byy by existentialcomics@mastodon.social
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       Despair Factory -https://existentialcomics.com/comic/657
       
 (DIR) Post #B7Q5yqEJ6J73q0VN3Y by existentialcomics@mastodon.social
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       There are three kind of skeptics:1. Scientific skeptics, who are skeptical of Bigfoot, ghosts, and psychics.2. Philosophical skeptics, who are skeptical of the external world, and the senses.3. Literary skeptics, who are beginning to suspect there never was such a guy as "Captain Ahab" after all.
       
 (DIR) Post #B7bfr1iUqXZ996dZdw by existentialcomics@mastodon.social
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       It's so cool how they finally created real AI, freeing us at last from all labor, giving the human race more leisure time and empowering us all to fulfill our creative freedom. Oh wait no, it didn't do jack shit except make some rich guys super rich, and somehow make mobile ads even more annoying.
       
 (DIR) Post #B7wWU0U5jnzbIDnauO by existentialcomics@mastodon.social
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       If I were a footballer in the World Cup, I would simply point into the stands and say "what in the WORLD can that be?!" and then when everyone looked I would score the decisive goal.
       
 (DIR) Post #B84w7djdvbJkLua4kC by existentialcomics@mastodon.social
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       Look, the American soccer players might not be the most athletic, they might not be the most skilled, they might not have the most experience, but there is one thing I can say for sure: they are the dumbest.