Posts by anon_opin@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #B7QKWC7U8Mx0dv714C by anon_opin@mastodon.social
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Best way to get the smell from a stinky poop out of a bathrrom is to open the window and close the door for a few minutes. People who try to mask the smell with air freshener are wrong.
(DIR) Post #B7WMSxImjs89aIcUO8 by anon_opin@mastodon.social
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Stop saying Soviet Russia was ever a superpower. It was always a crumbling dictatorship.
(DIR) Post #B7YX5pmvzpFxQsorDs by anon_opin@mastodon.social
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Larry has no idea he's hanging around with world leaders all day. He just thinks he has a rotating team of staff to serve his needs and a bunch of randomers who drop in to see him sometimes.
(DIR) Post #B7Yl780b8aFJadinA0 by anon_opin@mastodon.social
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The Pope vs The Antichrist is different from how I imagined it in Sunday school.
(DIR) Post #B7Za7yGnvU1NL1SeMy by anon_opin@mastodon.social
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Everybody has 3 lives; their public life, their private life and their secret life.
(DIR) Post #B7bbPg9qUhYieA8M5I by anon_opin@mastodon.social
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We know that people who live with domesticated pets are healthier. Probably because they walk dogs and stroke both dogs and cats. It follows that we should have a pet NHS that looks after the medical needs of domesticated pets, thereby looking after human health.
(DIR) Post #B7bbeobxLZO7CyV37w by anon_opin@mastodon.social
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I don't get the fuss about birthdays. What are we celebrating exactly? That you haven't died during the last year? Surely a respectful nod and a fist bump is enough for that. Well done. You bring honour to the survivability of our species. Why all the extra fanfare and presents?
(DIR) Post #B7fXZwWVXzPsfGZgdU by anon_opin@mastodon.social
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Who was the first Prime Minister is a possible question on the British citizenship test. I have a degree in politics and work in Westminster, I couldn't tell you who our first PM was, not least because history literally doesn't agree who it was. It's a debatable matter.
(DIR) Post #B7gbYeuy71vQkOcRbE by anon_opin@mastodon.social
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Whistling in the office should be a sackable offence.
(DIR) Post #B7hhzQHbQVKc3lJM0m by anon_opin@mastodon.social
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The offering of freshly ground pepper as your food arrives in restaurants is ridiculous. Any good chef should have put the appropriate amount of salt and pepper in. Adding extra pepper before even trying food is ridiculous, and insulting to said chef.
(DIR) Post #B7kZdpS0xJjLaRFl3I by anon_opin@mastodon.social
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It should be illegal to make software that was previously a one-time purchase into a subscription. Imagine you bought a sofa and then 3 years later the shop told you they were going to start charging you £10 a month or else they'll take your sofa, that you already paid for, away
(DIR) Post #B7pkERPlFujV5O5zbU by anon_opin@mastodon.social
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If someone answers "we'll get AI to do it" when asked how to solve a problem, then you know right there that they don't have a fucking clue and should in no way be in a position to make such a decision.
(DIR) Post #B7t21DZ6SetqomWe8m by anon_opin@mastodon.social
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Fusilli is the best pasta as it's easy to eat and the sauce can get caught up in the spirals. By far and away the worst pasta - for both ease of eating and collecting sauce - is spaghetti.
(DIR) Post #B7twTZRQJZQoCu1uNM by anon_opin@mastodon.social
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If you had a £billion you could spend at least £40,000 every single day for 50 years. Who needs more than that?
(DIR) Post #B7u1sYdwuz1kk6cfrM by anon_opin@mastodon.social
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Stop posting pictures of your kids online. Just stop. Not for edutech, not for fun, and certainly not on *any* social media. It's really bad parenting. Data is never safe online and your kids aren't old enough to make informed consent for you to use their images.
(DIR) Post #B86eQiNlSriHPODHZA by anon_opin@mastodon.social
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Filled wine glasses float in bath water, do with this what you will.
(DIR) Post #B8CFeoaNrg9AnTVBs8 by anon_opin@mastodon.social
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It really grinds my beans that nobody goes deaf from firing guns in films and TV shows without ear defenders. Gunfire is loud enough to permanently damage hearing, yet people are shown as blithely unloading right next to someone's head without effect.
(DIR) Post #B8FyAtPY11DviHz16W by anon_opin@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #B8I7zADN6NXiDBFmwS by anon_opin@mastodon.social
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Filling pints up to the brim is one of the dumbest traditions/standards we all just accept. Beer is wasted through spillage, wet hands, wet tables, and lots of mopping up for bar staff. A slightly bigger glass is a solution a smart species would choose.
(DIR) Post #B8MNbDctFxjZmcnkHI by anon_opin@mastodon.social
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Journalists love to say local elections should be about 'local' issues like the bins & potholes. Global issues are local issues. Look at companies who own the properties in your area, or push out the local businesses, or pollute your air & water. See their dirty global crimes.