Posts by ZenHeathen@beige.party
 (DIR) Post #B5386boogyT3XgkSwq by ZenHeathen@beige.party
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       As the old joke goes,Every day, a man goes to a newsstand. He checks the front page of the paper, grunts in disappointment, and leaves.Eventually, the newsagent says, "man, what are you looking for?""An obituary.""Sir, they don't print those on the front page.""The one I'm waiting for, they will."
       
 (DIR) Post #B5KDfpLaBiWd5s0Qjo by ZenHeathen@beige.party
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       @mwl @cliffle Ch'uck
       
 (DIR) Post #B6K38fNBIY4ArUombQ by ZenHeathen@beige.party
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       I just heard an "AI victory" story on the radio. 🙄Guy gets into crypto in university. Also weed. Gets locked out of his crypto wallet. Tries unsuccessfully for a decade to remember his password.Finally, he tries Claude. Feeds it old files from his university computer. Claude finds the password in an old crypto file. Dude recovers $400k.Not by compressing twenty years of social engineering work on his old stuff with AI efficiency into a short time, nothing like that. Just looked in the old crypto file he gave it.Moron. You tried for ten years, and you didn't think to check your old files from that time? You didn't need artificial intelligence, you needed *intelligence*. You could have done that yourself, Day One.
       
 (DIR) Post #B7yL6cr8qfX05Gywfg by ZenHeathen@beige.party
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       @eff I disagree. Caught doing that? Should mean they're shamed and canceled right out of the marketplace, shut them down, bankrupt the company and every one of the execs. That should be the absolute last page for a company who does something like that. Over.
       
 (DIR) Post #B8MXzwHjrn4WmXKmS8 by ZenHeathen@beige.party
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       @gamingonlinux 😒
       
 (DIR) Post #BAVHjj8qVtFf3bfbbE by ZenHeathen@beige.party
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       @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon Or that a scanned cheque, digitally confirmed and which can transfer instantly, takes five days to clear.