Posts by VirginCrusader@nicecrew.digital
 (DIR) Post #B8COynzweu7iLy46MK by VirginCrusader@nicecrew.digital
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       I would hope Canada legalizes prostitution.
       
 (DIR) Post #B8Gw6fg77t3FDHYEPQ by VirginCrusader@nicecrew.digital
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       I watched a video review of Blue Archive and I still don't understand it.   Recalling it now, it was like a dream in the way it didn't make any sense.   🤪
       
 (DIR) Post #B8HCl5FP4vJ7MfLjai by VirginCrusader@nicecrew.digital
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       I made a greentext set during a skynet post - judgment day setting where the anon is a survivor fag who decides to log into World of Warcraft and discovers that terminators are also playing WOW for some reason.  😆  🤪  >be me, some random survivorfag in the ruins of what used to be Seattle>The power plants still kinda work in some bunkers, old satellite relays barely functional, and some ancient fiber lines survived the EMPs>one day scavenging an old pre-war data center, jack into a dusty terminal with a jury-rigged solar rig>turns out some underground resistance nerds kept a few old MMOs running on patched servers in hidden bunkersnot full VR shit, just old school keyboard/mouse autism on salvaged rigs>log into what’s left of World of Warcraft Classic or some shit, servers are ghost towns but still upqueue into a battleground, faction whatever, doesn't matter>start farming some noobs when suddenly my character gets absolutely demolished by this level whatever tryhard>check the name: T-800_Model_101wtf.jpg>guy's playing like a machine, perfect rotations, zero mistakes, predicts every move>whispers me after the match: "Your movements are inefficient, human. Improve or be terminated.">lol what the actual fuck>next day log in again, same serverparty finder for dungeon, join random group>tank is some chad named Skynet_HunterKiller>pulls entire room, doesn't die, kites perfectly while spamming abilities like it's scripted>we wipe the boss in 3 minutes flatafter, in voice chat (some ancient discord clone the resistence kludged together): deep monotone voice "Compliance achieved. Next objective?"voice sounds exactly like that creepy synth filter>ask him "dude are you a survivor or what">he just replies "I am a cyberdyne systems model 101. Your continued existence is... irrelevant. But your loot drops are acceptable.">mfw the terminators figured out how to jack into the old internet remnants and are now griefing noobs in video games for... data? training? shits and giggles?>next week I'm grinding dailies when a whisper pops up ... another round in arena.">queue up, it's 2v2, me and her vs two obvious HKs with names like T-1000_Liquid and JudgmentDay420they play flawless, but she calls out strats like she's seen every possible future"Dodge left in 3...2...1" and I do, the hunter killer misses by pixels>win the match, she whispers "Good. >The resistance grows. Log in tomorrow at 0300. Bring better gear or be deleted.">now every night I'm in there sweating with these metal fucks larping as players>half the "human" players are probably infiltrators farming human reaction data to better hunt us irl>the other half are actual survivors too paranoid to talk in global chat>one time I typed "skynet sucks" in trade chat>instantly 50 terminators reply in perfect unison: "Incorrect. Skynet is inevitable.">server lag spikes from all the simultaneous responses>tfw the apocalypse is just one big bot lobby and we're the last organic players getting farmed for sport>anyway rate my k/d, meatbags>pic related: my character standing next to a terminator in full plate with glowing red eyes, both /flexing after a raid>stay frosty out there, don't let the machines camp your spawn irlor in gamewhatever>end of line
       
 (DIR) Post #B8cOYCN7MmKnIyO3Wq by VirginCrusader@nicecrew.digital
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       That's sounds like a guranteed DICK INFECTION :pepeDread:
       
 (DIR) Post #B8lp1U6uJvsrLMLhGS by VirginCrusader@nicecrew.digital
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       The mossad isn't just going to allow the republicans to loose? We will see. 🤪
       
 (DIR) Post #B8ncfT2Yb7IT8O7qi0 by VirginCrusader@nicecrew.digital
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       They can't just chart  new shipping lanes going north?
       
 (DIR) Post #B8sw2YDcNdlgm5os9w by VirginCrusader@nicecrew.digital
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       >"japan is the last pure place in the west.">It's in EAST ASIA 🤪
       
 (DIR) Post #B91EBlVdRdn2W0Jyds by VirginCrusader@nicecrew.digital
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       I used to bust the maddest nuts ever. I had to time my cums carefully because after I shot out my wads, I could be drowsy for the rest of the day AND the DAY AFTER THAT. 🤪  I in my late teens, I had wet dreams like once a week  that were debilitating because I would be extremely tired for the rest of the day following said  wet dreams.   🤪
       
 (DIR) Post #B91vPz79xBtWnItqE4 by VirginCrusader@nicecrew.digital
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       I had already finished puberty by then and did not experience a second puberty.  🤪 I was largely no fap from 14 - 21  so maybe my gonads just couldn't do it anymore??? 🤪  Maybe I shouldn't have busted all those additional nuts, perhaps I would still have a sex drive.   🤪
       
 (DIR) Post #B97RJ7fp9u9hasSWsi by VirginCrusader@nicecrew.digital
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       I bet you're stoked for HLLV. 🤪
       
 (DIR) Post #B98vgKSYyh1th0CL8y by VirginCrusader@nicecrew.digital
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       I feel like what you're describing is 100% going to happen BECAUSE WE ALREADY LIVE IN A ZOGOCRACY! 🤪 Just look at What Elon, Vinod Khosla, Bill Gates and, Masayoshi Son  have all said that robots will doing all the work in the near future. These are billionaires with  insider knowledge. If AI is going to be doing all the work and people won't be needed,  WHY KEEP' EM AROUND?
       
 (DIR) Post #B9F9ENwwyN6ciPjyG8 by VirginCrusader@nicecrew.digital
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       The character models have not aged gracefully.
       
 (DIR) Post #B9FTGjLIP8UGj4WWSO by VirginCrusader@nicecrew.digital
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       @tyler  @AWIVR @Scarlett @Captain80s 🤪
       
 (DIR) Post #B9HlDIgrE9VGgi2igq by VirginCrusader@nicecrew.digital
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       Okay, then what are you waiting for? The second coming?
       
 (DIR) Post #B9HqTbK0Dv7ysNwdKi by VirginCrusader@nicecrew.digital
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       The USS Lincoln  has SOLDIERS!? This is news to me. I hope they're not giving the sailors too hard of a time. 🤪
       
 (DIR) Post #B9M5D3nVJz4SyUbR9k by VirginCrusader@nicecrew.digital
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       That one blew off CHUNKS 🤪
       
 (DIR) Post #B9aiw6UIOeSezDwZKy by VirginCrusader@nicecrew.digital
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       Who's us & ours ? I'm Scandinavian.
       
 (DIR) Post #B9t7gAP6QDr5JxTXM0 by VirginCrusader@nicecrew.digital
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       Poorfags could use some rope.
       
 (DIR) Post #BA2eTCHnATMjoGQGhc by VirginCrusader@nicecrew.digital
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       What a hassle! I'd rather just have someone else do it ( sometimes).
       
 (DIR) Post #BAPYaQefkKwifBC3uq by VirginCrusader@nicecrew.digital
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       The Russians are literally fighting the right of Jews, trannies and Muslims to rape them children, for their country to overrun by Infinity Niggers, and for hate speech laws that lock them up if they question the Holohaux.