Posts by Paradox@raru.re
 (DIR) Post #BAVNurhvbbWcXAm2AC by Paradox@raru.re
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       Raise your mugs, you thieves and thugs!Join the rabble rousing crowd, it's our house now!
       
 (DIR) Post #BAVOdydMhSnt2z9Ns8 by Paradox@raru.re
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       Just realized Cruella could prolly have sued Roger for defamation over the song he wrote about her.
       
 (DIR) Post #BAW8FEqJtVPtyDLrPs by Paradox@raru.re
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       I just tried the soaking fries thing.Yo we're actually banging.Take fries.Five minute soak in cold water.Drain.Seal the container you put them in (tupperware is ideal) and shake the Jesus out of them.Dump them in an air fryer, 400F/200C for 15min.Crispy goodness. :blobcatJustRight:
       
 (DIR) Post #BAWEHYcbvYEpcLQc7s by Paradox@raru.re
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       What river would you want to be?
       
 (DIR) Post #BAWEjvpXESk9ho0Gyu by Paradox@raru.re
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       Me: *asks a normal question*Dailymotion: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2xbax8
       
 (DIR) Post #BAWZCfO3ReLUBm83Ae by Paradox@raru.re
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       Just had a weird dream where a woman snuck into my apartment with her little girl and tried to convince me to let them stay.I don't know how I'd deal with this situation, but I wasn't happy about it.It's strange how normal it felt, compared to my other dream plots.I will also say my apartment was way more spacious in the dream. Like I could have housed them in that one. The one I actually have is not really suitable for that.
       
 (DIR) Post #BAXyG8XyB4I7VXThDc by Paradox@raru.re
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       Crock pot came in today.Gimme recipes to use it for.Particularly interested in meats but I'll listen to anything.
       
 (DIR) Post #BAY86mjMv39umVzOGu by Paradox@raru.re
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       My two favorite SCPs are these.https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-579https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2832The first is a large object. We don't know much about what it looks like or what it does, only that it's suspended by magnets and it has a tendency to destroy any place it's put in. The event log is just 20+ instances of "we tried to move the thing and it destroyed stuff" and "we tried to put it back and it destroyed more stuff", so now they're very fucking careful to not touch it now that they have it stable. And apparently it's very important that details are kept strictly on need-to-know. I like the general vibe of "I'm not telling you what it is, just know that it is NOT to be fucked with".The second one is a sort of portal thing, a spatial anomaly centered on an object designed to intensify reality (basically resist reality warping by asserting the current one).Randomly, it will activate and allow entry to some random other world. One of particular interest to me is towards the bottom, hidden inside a red text header, where some god says:"I did not expect to see you so soon, child race. You have taken too large a step. What you seek is not here, and what is here, you cannot control. So much of what you perceive is incorrect. Filter the unnecessary and focus on that which lies within. Given time, you will join us, but not before."The wiki index lists this SCP as "Hubris".
       
 (DIR) Post #BAacz6SHML37ic11G4 by Paradox@raru.re
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       Just dreamed about a movie called Mishah that was a meme to dunk on because of the horrendous (yet creative) video editing.I saw the sky chroma keyed into being different kinds of backgrounds.It was so painfully obvious when the main character was introduced you'd think you were watching a Nollywood movie.
       
 (DIR) Post #BAakV1jn8MCw27NOZk by Paradox@raru.re
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       The Tigger Movie was so fucking good.
       
 (DIR) Post #BAbMsqnhFHMhJwzR68 by Paradox@raru.re
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       I base the amount I like the placement of a piercing by how much it'd hurt if it were torn away.Nose, lips, ears ✅ Nipples, cock, clit ❌Not to say the former category wouldn't hurt, but I can imagine it being less than the latter. And it'd heal better.
       
 (DIR) Post #BAbP7ciY5VartYkobo by Paradox@raru.re
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       Love this one too.
       
 (DIR) Post #BAbeW8LNeUmWFF3wjw by Paradox@raru.re
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       https://blackbirdcoop.com/
       
 (DIR) Post #BAcPw5dZ2A89E0RkyO by Paradox@raru.re
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       Self loathing so cathartic I'm fantasizing guilt vicariously through fictional characters.I don't even feel self hate right now, but emotionally simulating it feels so good sometimes.
       
 (DIR) Post #BAcYAbBzJB8WmMyfOC by Paradox@raru.re
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       Got a chicken shredder too.This round thing with plastic spikes.You put chicken between two plates and spin the top. Shreds it real good.Only downside is it's a pain to fish the chicken out. You can't remove the bottom, so I have to dig it out from around all the spikes.
       
 (DIR) Post #BAcqWTb61dbkllIs2i by Paradox@raru.re
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       Tea will always be not sweet by default to me.
       
 (DIR) Post #BAe7yi7TWCICIRSPGi by Paradox@raru.re
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       If you wanna hear a German bear (of a guy) yelp AWA in pain from a sunburn.https://youtube.com/shorts/VwarM4vqfHY
       
 (DIR) Post #BAeNl3cyLzocDNhYAK by Paradox@raru.re
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       Here's a few underrated Disney movies you should see.Treasure PlanetAtlantis the Lost EmpireChicken Little
       
 (DIR) Post #BAePWLSdy1jZ5YyyoK by Paradox@raru.re
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       Seeing shit on my feed that annoys me.Happens more often than I say so.
       
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