Posts by DocAtCDI@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #B5446vVrGRMZxqjjfc by DocAtCDI@mastodon.social
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Doctor, Doctor, I think I need glasses.You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chips drive-through.
(DIR) Post #B58CWGVxtTWAbaDgm0 by DocAtCDI@mastodon.social
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Had a carpenter come over to install new hardwood in the dining room, but he ended up doing the entire house. I was totally floored.
(DIR) Post #B5Dh11r6PlIEX7UXVQ by DocAtCDI@mastodon.social
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My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.If anybody does, please just send me your contact details.We can drop them off tomorrow.
(DIR) Post #B5MhoeF0Ef3mCCyDnE by DocAtCDI@mastodon.social
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There's something about standing still in a field of lavender that makes the rest of the world quiet down. This moment, captured by Karina Rymarchuk on Pexels, reminds us that summer isn't just a season—it's a feeling you can wrap yourself in, breathe in, and carry with you long after the petals fade.
(DIR) Post #B5OpW8DPkscdbhpRp2 by DocAtCDI@mastodon.social
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The swordfish has few predators in the wild, except for the rare penfish, which is said to be mightier.
(DIR) Post #B5RuUPkGgtUedo4mjw by DocAtCDI@mastodon.social
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Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...You need to let that mango!
(DIR) Post #B5bB4sZULArS9r5DDU by DocAtCDI@mastodon.social
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Why is the men's bathroom always on the left?Because women are always right.
(DIR) Post #B5ckPWsXsaIcVxXTgO by DocAtCDI@mastodon.social
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My wife tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she had just ironed.I watched it all unfold.
(DIR) Post #B5jo2JfWaUIKo6M3Mm by DocAtCDI@mastodon.social
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?He neverlands.I like this joke because it never grows old.
(DIR) Post #B5pl5sM0x0quKuzhPk by DocAtCDI@mastodon.social
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There's something endlessly mesmerizing about watching turquoise waves fold into themselves and meet the shore, each one different from the last. Frederick Adegoke Snr. captured this moment on Pexels, freezing the ocean's restless energy in a single frame where color and motion collide.
(DIR) Post #B6IMUD5idfz8KciVMm by DocAtCDI@mastodon.social
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My housekeeping style is best described as: there appears to have been a struggle.
(DIR) Post #B6R978E10znlb6tyFc by DocAtCDI@mastodon.social
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Why did God create Adam before Eve?He didn't want any advice on how to do it.
(DIR) Post #B6T7RlCE1HuMfDh1bk by DocAtCDI@mastodon.social
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Some rock is taken for granite.
(DIR) Post #B6hVo1MCDAF5dHh4gi by DocAtCDI@mastodon.social
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I decided to start a band called '1023MB'.We haven't got a gig yet.
(DIR) Post #B6rxNdH3ruNFi263oe by DocAtCDI@mastodon.social
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I put my phone under my pillow last night.When I woke up it was gone, and there was a coin in its place.Darn Bluetooth fairy!
(DIR) Post #B6yP3QHmLBUWtdwQmu by DocAtCDI@mastodon.social
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Why did the pencil get flushed down the toilet?It was a #2!
(DIR) Post #B6yRuVKYVyF5nagAsq by DocAtCDI@mastodon.social
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My secret to life, I'll share with you:Sincerity is truly a blessing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
(DIR) Post #B7KE6RADoR2j6By2i0 by DocAtCDI@mastodon.social
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I wanted to learn how to juggle, but I just didn't have the balls to get started.
(DIR) Post #B7WdRrGROsUNn1aNs0 by DocAtCDI@mastodon.social
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Have YOU had to walk 500 miles?Were you advised to walk 500 more?You could be entitled to compensation.Call the Pro Claimers now!
(DIR) Post #B7zt233TbaFlUShTqC by DocAtCDI@mastodon.social
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Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?Me: Good news, please.Doctor: We're naming a disease after you.