Posts by Cahatstrophe2@mstdn.isometry.group
 (DIR) Post #B43hgggVWp2necHlHE by Cahatstrophe2@mstdn.isometry.group
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       *fuck it* puts you in the fucked up and evil women dimension
       
 (DIR) Post #B4GkVLeQDT1u9S4cpE by Cahatstrophe2@mstdn.isometry.group
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       me when i'm having sex with someone named Megan: hey babe, want some nutmeg?
       
 (DIR) Post #B4KQz0oD3B7NkOMJ9s by Cahatstrophe2@mstdn.isometry.group
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       i think Mr Beast should have a spinoff channel where he makes bread called Mr Yeast
       
 (DIR) Post #B4ZQnp6V8wIDd9yicC by Cahatstrophe2@mstdn.isometry.group
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       women are always saying things to me like 'no i won't share the porn i was jorking to with you' and 'find your own porn'
       
 (DIR) Post #B4cohsYIOG9cxhYbD6 by Cahatstrophe2@mstdn.isometry.group
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       (hopefully) women are being really mean to me
       
 (DIR) Post #B4vDW47NYeVV3bi2bo by Cahatstrophe2@mstdn.isometry.group
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       wish i was touching boobs right now
       
 (DIR) Post #B4vHAZMr5jzXQDxBtA by Cahatstrophe2@mstdn.isometry.group
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       @stellarskylark for too long, the boob havers have been lording their 24/7 access to titties over the rest of us. no more, i say! boob having submissives for all and all for breasty submissives
       
 (DIR) Post #B66eRJFekHjRqYc1U8 by Cahatstrophe2@mstdn.isometry.group
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       think i need a new boyfriend. what's hot in the boyfriend meta these days?
       
 (DIR) Post #B6IRI2zUrjBLIlpHOK by Cahatstrophe2@mstdn.isometry.group
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       @stellarskylark hmmm feels like the timeline is quite tight on that. any tips on reaching them at the right moment?
       
 (DIR) Post #B6IRfBlGQJRtABCfw0 by Cahatstrophe2@mstdn.isometry.group
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       Magic the Gathering is a fucking Fortnite at this point
       
 (DIR) Post #B6PNhKAZ5sG66qWJVo by Cahatstrophe2@mstdn.isometry.group
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       do you think it feels good for Thomas the Tank Engine when his engineers shovels coal
       
 (DIR) Post #B87WjAawhk1pe5cyi8 by Cahatstrophe2@mstdn.isometry.group
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       it's kind of a shame that YouTube doesn't do sex stuff. i kinda wanna see Youtuber culture cross over with porn. i tried every Fleshlight and what happened will shock you! you're jorking off wrong and here's why. subscribe for bigger tits