Posts by Cadbury_Moose@wandering.shop
 (DIR) Post #B4e89iaB8wGARANzvs by Cadbury_Moose@wandering.shop
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       @omgubuntu This moose has no valid photo-id (everything expired years ago, and the provisional driving licence was a sheet of paper only), but does have 3 credit (and 1 debit) cards. That said, I'm not prepared to put my ugly mug on t'Internet just to verify that I'm ancient and terrible. 3:O(>The iPhone is a model 7 (I think), so too backlevel for this idiocy anyway.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4taOBEb7mw3RQNJh2 by Cadbury_Moose@wandering.shop
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       @mwl "Take us to your lizard."
       
 (DIR) Post #B5ixlIjFdLSfLvfAnI by Cadbury_Moose@wandering.shop
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       @mwl In the past I have used:Forces of Evil PLC, how may we assist you?Gnome Central, Junior Gnome speaking, how may I help you?The one that is the current favourite is "Alligator Control", which does seem to distract some of the cold callers, but was what I used when doing Tech Support for $Dayjob on my personal mobile. Ops got used to it. It's now force of habit I'm afraid.
       
 (DIR) Post #BAVMu9iX3npK999cJc by Cadbury_Moose@wandering.shop
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       @toffo @foone <Arnold> I'll be back. </Arnold>