Posts by Axolotl1@gaygeek.social
 (DIR) Post #B4Jq3aClh4WmNfA824 by Axolotl1@gaygeek.social
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       @Gargron *bookmarks* I cast eternal boost
       
 (DIR) Post #B4KzJh7eprh1DKUObw by Axolotl1@gaygeek.social
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       @me at this point you are contractually obligated to name that computer like a boat.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4NNFR5rH8wbYh4Nw8 by Axolotl1@gaygeek.social
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       If a girl came up to me right now and kissed me on the cheek I would instantly fall in love. I would also freak the fuck out because it's dark out and everyone else in this house is asleep but I would fall in love.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4ZStsUjeHZTnEKQJU by Axolotl1@gaygeek.social
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       @AzulCrescent keep at it dork :3
       
 (DIR) Post #B4lu6eRgDweqdyjYX2 by Axolotl1@gaygeek.social
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       @ocean fuck you. Let's see if we can bring peace to this poll.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4wKE9LIHx5gswa9XU by Axolotl1@gaygeek.social
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       I want someone to say some gay words to me
       
 (DIR) Post #B4wMKb2qP854Rs9cg4 by Axolotl1@gaygeek.social
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       Alrighty I'm going to sleep now. Can y'all send me a bunch of cats pictures for when I wake up? It'd really help with all the politics I've been seeing on here recently. Thanks.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4wMKcJtfDJcP38ktc by Axolotl1@gaygeek.social
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       Also @catsalad I know you have to have at least 20 gigs of just cats on your computer. You're gonna be my failsafe in case nobody sees this.
       
 (DIR) Post #B54cVgHiPqOePs64OG by Axolotl1@gaygeek.social
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       Cw your politics it's not doing anything for me but make me feel sad. It's actively draining my mental resources to try doing anything about it. I need to be able to see it on my own terms for it to be useful. The fact that I have to complain means there's probably other people who should be complaining but aren't. It's tiring to see a bunch of stuff about how the world is on fire constantly. Got that? Cool.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5mz2fTHCyxnOcsMTo by Axolotl1@gaygeek.social
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       @fiore most jank human feature: brain
       
 (DIR) Post #B5mz2hCglcsoll88u0 by Axolotl1@gaygeek.social
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       @fiore I just realized you spelled brain wrong
       
 (DIR) Post #B5uUDlKeDQJNRbKUCG by Axolotl1@gaygeek.social
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       Gaf
       
 (DIR) Post #B6aBI19Lbr9xAcfzWq by Axolotl1@gaygeek.social
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       I need a pretty gay girl to hold me and kiss me on the forehead
       
 (DIR) Post #B7QVt643ucMg1FdOMq by Axolotl1@gaygeek.social
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       @puniko don't do that. put a cat in a box and they'll hate you and the box. They have to go in the box on their own.
       
 (DIR) Post #B7TsWN8IggvKfG4mrg by Axolotl1@gaygeek.social
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       @fiore because Toby decided to pour his fucking heart and soul into this game, and when you do that it always involves profound human emotions that everyone can on some level relate to.
       
 (DIR) Post #B8IMtce3z33dxiYQ08 by Axolotl1@gaygeek.social
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       @rainbowpink have you been slowly zooming in on your pfp or did you do it overnight. It just feels like a joke I would do or something. Idk.
       
 (DIR) Post #B8jN9HLOU1kz288JtY by Axolotl1@gaygeek.social
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       HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! STOP DOOMSCROLLING! WE'RE GOING FERAL FOR A WEEK FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR OWN MENTAL HEALTH! *picks you up and carries you deep into the woods*
       
 (DIR) Post #B9GVlQEHuV0rUWy5om by Axolotl1@gaygeek.social
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       @fiore you're gonna get a lot of notifications really soon
       
 (DIR) Post #BAHKqHwEiE8yQvlmgy by Axolotl1@gaygeek.social
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       I think I know what the optimal way to be held is.1. warm. Being chubby and producing plenty of body heat.2. As much skin to skin as possible. It doesn't have to be intimate and if there's enough other stuff this doesn't matter.3. Optimal stroking speed. I know there is one but I can't remember what it is.4. You should both be cozy. Blanket, blanket fort, oversized hoodie, whatever. As long as you're cozy.If anyone wants to test this lemme know.
       
 (DIR) Post #BAKB08pzFEaUF4PjPc by Axolotl1@gaygeek.social
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       Sorry for breaking into your home I'm in the wrong dimension and I'm looking for a point where I can leave and the readings from this dumbass device I have say your house might have a warp point. Huh readings are strongest near your fridge. One second. *climbs into your fridge knocking stuff down, taking a single slice of cold pizza for the road, disappearing into an unknown spot in the very back, clumsily closing the door with my feet never to be seen again*