Posts by AnarchoCatgirlism@cyberpunk.gay
 (DIR) Post #B41kX6zalyp9tfPy9w by AnarchoCatgirlism@cyberpunk.gay
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 (DIR) Post #B47gx2q3baSFfupO8e by AnarchoCatgirlism@cyberpunk.gay
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       "Hello we just recieved your estradiol prescription. Yes sir, we will call you when its ready"​:neocat_boop_googly:​
       
 (DIR) Post #B4qttQf58Fmdv5Usfw by AnarchoCatgirlism@cyberpunk.gay
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       This Claude code leak is giving me whatever the opposite of impostor syndrome is
       
 (DIR) Post #B4rKvLk55gVI0JyYsK by AnarchoCatgirlism@cyberpunk.gay
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       Claude Code leaked, you know what that means. Time to break down the worst typescript I've ever seen.First off this isn't code, its advanced begging. The most common design pattern I can find is just recurseUntilSuccess which is more of a prayer than an efficient architecture.Shit like this is hard fucking coded into the prompts. Not that the LLM will obey, they just hope it will:"You are not a lawyer and never comment on the legality of your own prompts and responses.""In the Sources section, list all relevant URLs from the search results as markdown hyperlinks: [Title](URL). This is MANDATORY - never skip including sources in your response""IMPORTANT - The current month is ${currentMonthYear}. You MUST use this year when searching""ONLY mark a task as completed when you have FULLY accomplished it"These people use caps like children. This isn't code, this is begging to a false god that cannot understand your words.(1/?)
       
 (DIR) Post #B4rKvMEZGKtFWsEuOW by AnarchoCatgirlism@cyberpunk.gay
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       This is the simplest tool in the repo, a simple LLM sleep function. Somehow this thing will consume tokens even when its not fucking doing anything???Like look at this shit: "Each wake-up costs an API call, but the prompt cache expires after 5 minutes of inactivity — balance accordingly."That's not a function you idiots, that's an LLM instruction. Sleeping, the simplest fucking thing in the world, takes active processing power for Claude Code. Galaxy brain levels of stupid.(2/?)
       
 (DIR) Post #B4z9hrp7TK07DWNdvk by AnarchoCatgirlism@cyberpunk.gay
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       There's a type for logging called AnalyticsMetadata_I_VERIFIED_THIS_IS_NOT_CODE_OR_FILEPATHS that presumably is prompting the LLM coding agent as it writes code. Its used everywhere as a string type for logging, with no extra validation that the string doesn't contain filepaths or code.here its logging raw error message using the type which could contain eitherThis is a common pattern. Tons of function names are literally just a full sentence long: useAppStateMaybeOutsideOfProvider. getFeatureValue_CACHED_MAY_BE_STALE, getDynamicConfig_BLOCKS_ON_INIT(3/?)
       
 (DIR) Post #B4z9hs8yHVseD5fUsC by AnarchoCatgirlism@cyberpunk.gay
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       Reading source code for the /doctor command. Excuse me what the fuck is this shit. I think the LLM had a fucking stroke.This is very, very common throughout the code btw. This is not code you can understand. This is slop. This is incomprehensible code in the section of the code base that's supposed to be about verifying your installation. How does anyone know its working?(4/?)
       
 (DIR) Post #B4z9hsMnS6wIty8XQG by AnarchoCatgirlism@cyberpunk.gay
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       All over the codebase are functions with the word maybe in the signature. Here is one called maybeRefreshOverageCreditCache in which the idiot clanker attempts to refresh how many credits the user have. In a comment above it, we see why this pattern is so common: "Safe to call unconditionally on mount"The system is so complex with so many race conditions that they just have to hope the data is there and if it isn't try again until it is. Lol.maybeMarkProjectOnboardingComplete in which the LLM attempts to update a boolean value. Simple right? Well...because all of the file IO is nondeterministic, it has to use a try/catch. If it fails, it just calls maybeMarkProjectOnboardingComplete the next time a user interacts with the cli.(5/?)
       
 (DIR) Post #B53iSAR4mKFbKvDta4 by AnarchoCatgirlism@cyberpunk.gay
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       Watching a show and being pulled out of it by a main character using the headphone jack on their phone 🥴oh how things have changed
       
 (DIR) Post #B55gtaNkbiHQ2BXAUi by AnarchoCatgirlism@cyberpunk.gay
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       This is fine
       
 (DIR) Post #B57NDoRMRIAyexVg2a by AnarchoCatgirlism@cyberpunk.gay
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       anyone have good code complete recommendations that ARE NOT LLM-BASED? I use Codium
       
 (DIR) Post #B57O5ydWkJAlv71oDA by AnarchoCatgirlism@cyberpunk.gay
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       @natty@astolfo.social I do mean enhanced like intellisense
       
 (DIR) Post #B57VyhMXN4uFx57b3w by AnarchoCatgirlism@cyberpunk.gay
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       @natty@astolfo.social of course 💀I guess I should just double down on snippets
       
 (DIR) Post #B6CkYd9AwEUiFgDMoq by AnarchoCatgirlism@cyberpunk.gay
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       nervous system? yeah we sure are
       
 (DIR) Post #B6H7zP6ALybM4tNl8S by AnarchoCatgirlism@cyberpunk.gay
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       mutual pfp change jumpscare, many such cases
       
 (DIR) Post #B6Z1pET9uoj5KwBMjw by AnarchoCatgirlism@cyberpunk.gay
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       captchas gettin ridiculous these days smh
       
 (DIR) Post #B6d1Rix1i7bjYYmaki by AnarchoCatgirlism@cyberpunk.gay
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       @commanderred@chaos.social I cannot take credit, my friend did this one lmao
       
 (DIR) Post #B6nzV9Zxa59BChoKS8 by AnarchoCatgirlism@cyberpunk.gay
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       I think I need to take a long mental health break from the internet. if all goes to plan you probably won't see me here for a bit