Posts by Alice@beige.party
 (DIR) Post #B4J0jNRuJZDFMhqqRM by Alice@beige.party
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       I went to a poolside bar at a nearby hotel and ordered a drink and then headed to the restroom. When I got to the restroom door, I realized I needed a room key to enter, so I started to turn back, but then I immediately saw the bartender who had just taken my order so I asked how I could get into the restroom and he said: "You need a room key, or, if you don’t have one, the reception desk has a cup..." and I was like: "Oh, I don't want to pee into a cup so I'll just wait!" and he continued by saying "...the cup by the reception desk has access cards so you can still get into the restroom...if you don’t want to pee into a cup."😂10/10 banter with that bartender. Would do again.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4hI2DFKpleGEqZmr2 by Alice@beige.party
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       When I was a teenager in the '90s, my boyfriend at the time gave me his old skateboard. The trucks and wheels were fine, but the deck was heavily used and the design had been scraped off most of the bottom, so I took some paint markers and decorated it by painting a black and white checkerboard background with a large stormtrooper head in the foreground because Star Wars and ska were two of my favorite things at the time. I was mostly just a poser and barely rode it and it remained in the back of my car for several years until I was at a sporting goods store and saw a kid doing tricks on a demo deck and I told him he was really good and he said "Thanks! I have to practice here because I don’t have a skateboard."At that moment, I remembered my backseat skateboard and told him he could have it, but warned him that the "graphic" was kind of nerdy so he was more than welcome to draw/paint over it. I went out to my car and grabbed the skateboard and brought it to the front of the store where the kid was waiting and he flipped it over and said "Whoa! Star Wars and ska?!? These are two of my favorite things!"I’m so glad that skateboard finally found the right owner.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4jjajamAK17TvD7Cq by Alice@beige.party
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       Booked a mini vacation to see the Lake Berryessa Glory Hole and now my husband can't stop talking about how excited he is to see the glory hole so please let everyone else on mass transit know what he's actually talking about.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5F6Wof5hD5GtO5TAe by Alice@beige.party
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       Proposition to popularize #AIisGonnaStealOurJobs as a hashtag that we use whenever we encounter comically bad examples of AI.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5KdUb6dORzcY4JtVw by Alice@beige.party
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       I think the future of human employment will be focused on fact checkers/researchers whose sole job will be to unfuck all of the misinformation that AI shits out.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5PLdEP8L8dbMWjuy0 by Alice@beige.party
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       I enjoy drinking wine, but I don’t know any of the technical terms and have zero desire to learn, so I like to go to wine bars and say stuff like "This has hints of nostalgia and missed opportunities" and "Ooh, this tastes squirty!"
       
 (DIR) Post #B5PLdExsFyQX6Gzf7I by Alice@beige.party
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       One of my favorite wine references is on Love on the Spectrum when Abbey tries some wine and says "It's interesting...but I’m not interested."So real, Abbey.