Posts by ACL9000@poa.st
(DIR) Post #B6YfnE0oRjY0LdYrMO by ACL9000@poa.st
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I like when work sends me away for hours and I can do this instead. :pepe_happy:
(DIR) Post #B6YgZYtg6Fbb1OGypM by ACL9000@poa.st
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The new mechanic guy is the typical New England blue-collar depression-as-a-personality type of person we have millions of, here. He says "fuck" a lot and he listens to horrible new country and metal I've never heard before, and he rides an Indian Scout with cheap pipes on it that I can honestly hear from the next town over.When I rolled in today on the Ninja, he peeped the smol bike, and the tiger on my jacket, and I think he decided I'm a superdweeb. :peepoShrug: But I'm not. I'm cool. :frogc00l:
(DIR) Post #B6akkrn4yyeYw9khWq by ACL9000@poa.st
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I want to let all fedi ladies know: riding passenger on my bad motorcycle with the rigid-mounted, flat-plane 4-cylinder engine going 11,000 rpm is so much more haram than any car what's ever existed, and totally makes up for all the autistic shit I just said about planes and rpms. DM me :pepe_hug:
(DIR) Post #B6bj91UOZM2rDUMcEq by ACL9000@poa.st
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That's like two donuts. Gob the whole dozen.
(DIR) Post #B6esUM7gWyIkLzrso4 by ACL9000@poa.st
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I just brewed a cobbee, heard the beep that means it's ready, went to the coffee robot and turned it off... and then walked away for 30 minutes. Now my coffee is cold. :peepoolCry: Historians will record this as the very moment when I started slipping. The first day of my decline.
(DIR) Post #B6fZ7znRdN5y8Ajfdo by ACL9000@poa.st
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Imagine participating at all to a level any greater than strictly necessary for acquiring the stuff you want.
(DIR) Post #B6ffXWcJLS0Ot05IeG by ACL9000@poa.st
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What about bodyguards then?
(DIR) Post #B6fnJjxHkw3bpiphaK by ACL9000@poa.st
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Old people think imagination is real. :peepoGiggle:
(DIR) Post #B6h5NzepJH9u1ZKvwW by ACL9000@poa.st
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Yeah, a pack of nubile honeys keep blowing up my phone axing when I'll be off work, but I lie to them all I gotta have dinner with my grandma so I can stay on top of the Candy Crush leaderboard.
(DIR) Post #B6hGs1gfQXPaVDikoS by ACL9000@poa.st
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Do it. Nap. I'll cover for you.
(DIR) Post #B6hcU3F0CF9XMZknMe by ACL9000@poa.st
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:peepoGiggle:
(DIR) Post #B6jmSs0zpubU7BCL9E by ACL9000@poa.st
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That's what girls are into. A graboid barfing technicolor asteroids into their gooch.
(DIR) Post #B6oAPFhmzQLrxjrTKi by ACL9000@poa.st
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All it's worthy of is killing.
(DIR) Post #B6oAPG8NOZcRICIhm4 by ACL9000@poa.st
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Given the intense falseness of the entire thing and durbo's high-grade dishonesty, I'd say it was ever thus. Those of us who had fun for a while did so solely on the basis of each other, while gub was forever intended to be the lowest gutter-thing of no value.
(DIR) Post #B6pDWJYZYxfexGZN2W by ACL9000@poa.st
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Kill them.
(DIR) Post #B6pDX85FhjWLf6FAv2 by ACL9000@poa.st
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Piggies gonna pig, simpo as. :peepoShrug:
(DIR) Post #B6pDYizfxWssQTOcTI by ACL9000@poa.st
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Kill cops.
(DIR) Post #B6pM3KGuix8aMXYteq by ACL9000@poa.st
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I wonder if I'm a bad, shitty person because I was born to be that, or if I just became that way over time.
(DIR) Post #B6pOC4Cu1O3D3Myu12 by ACL9000@poa.st
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What goes on in these kickoff shows?
(DIR) Post #B6qWsp6F3lWnRSiyqu by ACL9000@poa.st
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Well yes, of course there is. :pepe_comfy: