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As you might well know tech house is the most boring music style in the 
universe. Everything is BLAND about it, also the people behind this 
uncultivated lackluster monotonous soulless music are of such an 
apathetic nature that even 20 seconds in their vicinity can cause 
extreme ennui.

Our North Sea Institute for the Overmind Special Counter Intelligence 
division managed to get hold of a diary of such a person. We can not 
disclose who this person is. It remains also top secret when it was 
'retrieved' and where....but one thing is clear: It gives a truly 
shocking antropological insight into the mind of a techhouse producer, 
the words speak for themselves!!!
....here is a page of the diary of an anonymous techhouse artist:

8 march 2020
10.45 AM Woke up and checked my Instagram. Need to think of new 
Instagram photo subject for today. I remember my dream...I was DJing 
before a large crowd and had no pants on and my USB stick had 300 mp3's 
which all sounded the same, the tracks were oddly named techhouse 1, 
techhouse 2,3,4,5 and so on. What is the dream trying to tell me?

11.27 AM Coffee and quiona flakes in goat yoghurt. I ponder about the day 
ahead...another challenge.  I got to push the sound forward with new 
angles. How do I get the best of both worlds....that dynamic texture of 
both TECHno and House....techhouse is truly unique I sigh...and nod 
my head horizontally revealing a vague smile.

11.35 AM Before everything my hair. If your hair is good, the rest of 
the day will glide by smoothly. I comb it, put on some hairgel and it 
feels right. A bad hairday is a bad life day. Maybe THIS right here is 
the Instagram photo moment of the day with that deep motto I just 
contemplated...perfect for my 120 shallow followers. But somehow I feel, 
or I know for certain, that a more glorious moment will come 
today...something that will catch more likes and maybe even new 
followers.

13.00 PM  In my studio. Like any Techhouse producer my favorite brand is 
Behringer. Its character and unique social aware branding fit perfectly 
with our sound and scene. Behringer just breaths TECHHOUSE in all its  
machines. Maybe I should make an Uli Behringer tribute album...or at 
least a track to show my appreciation...he is truly our Jesus. I nod 
my head once again and smile.

13:55 PM ACTION TIME. I load up my copy of Magix Musicmaker, the DAW of 
choice for us techhouse producers. Anxiously I open the MAGIX TECHHOUSE 
VOL.3 LOOPS folder I downloaded yesterday. So much choice..the 
possibilities are truly endless...300 loops I can combine! A quick 
calculation gives a possibility of 3250000000000000000000 different 
combinations. That means there are 3250000000000000000 new techhouse 
tracks I can give to the world! Its fascinating to be me.

14:00 PM I combined 3 loops, copied and pasted them after each other and 
hit the render button. The cool thing with producing techhouse is that 
you can make a track in a shorter time span then the track's actual 
running time. I don't even have to listen to it, just render and upload 
it to beatport. Life is good.

14:05 PM Logged in to BEATPORT - the techhouse nirvana, walhalla and 
heaven combined, the epicenter of our community. I can spend hours 
browsing all the tracks and let my mind be blown every time I hit play.
My dream would be a DJ controller from Behringer that automatically 
streams any Beatport track...only Beatport and nothing else.
Two giants, Beatport and Behringer melting together in one divine 
product from the two big B's.l...the BEATBEHR. I have such good ideas. 
Maybe I could work for Beatport or Behringer...or both at the same 
time...shall I write them an email?

TO BE CONTINUED...