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An in depth look at Belgium style mayonaises written by legendary Rotterdam
artist DAVID VUNK! Let's go David:

Calve Belgian Mayonaise.
A nice 0,5 liter glass jar with written on the label: the real belgium taste.
It has indeed the real belgium sour taste what is typical for belgium mayonaise
This is one of my top favorites
I give it 5 stars. *****

Devos Lemmens with extra eggs.
Handy glass jar 0,35 liter. This is a dutch taste sweet mayonaise.
And because the extra eggs is it super creamy. D&L also has other mayonaise. That
is really worth a try. Vunk total Brand tip!
I give it 4 stars. ****

Remia frites saus 5 % fat.
Stand alone tube for easy use. Healthier then most mayonaise ofcourse because the
low fat. It still has some mayo taste.  So if you struggle with your weight ;) This
was my mothers tip to me.
I give it 2 stars. **

Mad Sauce the original.
This is a French fries sauce, I a nice stand alone 0,5 liter tube, with cool
coloured label artwork. This is a 1 on 1 copy of the well known Mac Donalds fries
sauce and also the favorite of my nephew Shane he is 9 years old.
I give it 3 stars ***

Van Wijngaarden’s Zaanse mayonaise.
This super fast tube 0,17 liter Zaanse mayo is a class on it’s own. The secret
recipe by uncle Teun van Wijgaarden since 1950.  It has the taste sunflower oil
or something and has a smooth glitchy texture. Only available in The Netherlands.
So if you are in the Netherlands. Go for it at the nearst Supermarket.
I give it 5 and a half stars ***** 1/2

Boni Recett Belge with lemon and free-range eggs
A very obscure brand from Belgium, that I brouhgt at a nightshop in Leuven for
only €1,69. Half a liter stand alone tube. Artwork on the label is not so nice
and even more boring with a big lemon on it☺. But when we talk about the taste
of the mayonaise. It was not what I expected. IT was super sweet. I think they
put some sugar in it. I like it a lot because it’s different with the sweet.
A secret tip from the vunkinator!
I give it 4 stars. ****

So now we end up with the final question? : why is belgium mayonaise beter
then other Mayonaise?
The typical Belgium taste is about the sour taste because they put more lemon
in the mixture. If you compare it with other mayonaise countries like germany, 
Spain, Italy and belgium. But belgium mayonaise is not beter its different.

Most Dutchies like mayonaise without the sour taste of lemon. Also I have here
Boni belgium mayonaise (not in the review) that doesn't have the soure taste.
 So you never know before you tasted it!

My final tip! go into dark strange nightstores and supermarkets all over the
world and go for the unknown brands. Try them and find out what works for you
best! I wish you good travels on the big journey of mayonaise!

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Thanks David! If you are not familiar with his DJing check out this cool
mix from him here.

Some places you can see David Vunk play the coming months:

18-02 Nantes Macadam
23-02 Groningen Oost
24-02 The Hague The Crave warehouse
03-03 Amsterdam Shelter b2b all nite w/Skatebard
09-03 Bombay India
11-03 Bangalore India
16-03 Utrecht Tivoli PabloDiscoBar
24-03 Amsterdam Het Sieraad
30-03 Rotterdam Bar The Taste of David Vunk
31-03 Nijmegen Café de Plak
06-04 Amsterdam Claire
07-04 The Hague Whoosah Beachclub

VUNK Fact sheet:
favorite ITALO record: Brian DI.X.O
Favorite movie Cruising and Fortress of War
Favortite Synth: SH101
Favorite airline: KLM Card status: Plutonium
Favorite Obsolete Computer - VIC 20 but MSX Sony Hitbit
Favorite FX processor - Microverb II
Favorite Sequencer: Ableton SH101 sequencer
Favorite ACID record: SP23 SGURD EKAT