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Ancient Celtic Forest Fruit Yoghurt Elixer

The ancient druids would carry baskets of fruit onto mount snowdonia, let
them freeze and return them to make an ancient celtic magical frozen
yoghurt icecream concoction.

What you need:
Frozen forest fruits (Cherries, raspberries, blueberries, strawberries, red
currants etc.etc.etc.)
Any kind of natural (greek) yoghurt
Almond Flakes, or walnuts or something like that.

Just dump the frozen forestfruits in a mixer (not an audio one but a
food one in the kitchen), be sure its still frozen, maybe let them defrost
for 5 - 10 minutes just to take the cold edge off.
If you are lazy or dont' have one you can just use a fork or something
to crush the half frozen fruit (Maybe let it defrost a little bit longer
when doing this).
Dump the yoghurt in the mixer and mix it all together until its smooth
Throw some almond flakes on it and your are ready! No need to add sugar
the fruits are sweet enough already.

Argos the Sorcerer Druid