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"DEEP THOUGHT" A D.I.Y Artificial Intelligence project for the
Commodore 64 computer by Clendon Toblerone. Original a project for
his junior high computer class.

This few of lines of commodore C64 BASIC code will give you a powerfull
artificial intelligent, if not very ennui, entity to talk with. Perfect to
spend the lonely  christmas evenings or show off your programming skills:     

1 rem *** DEEP THOUGHT COMMODORE 64 A.I ***
2 rem *** by Clendon Toblerone ***
3 poke 53280,0:poke 53281,0:poke 646,7
4 sys 58726
5 print "Hello I am SHALMANESER an A.I. entity"
6 print : print
7 print "Ask me a question..."
11 print : input "> ";a$
12 poke 54296,15: poke 54296,0
13 I = INT(12*RND(1))+1
14 if I=1 then 50
15 if I=2 then 51
16 if I=3 then 52
17 if I=4 then 53
18 if I=5 then 54
19 if I=6 then 55
20 if I=7 then 56
21 if I=8 then 57
22 if I=9 then 58
23 if I=10 then 59
24 if I=11 then 60
25 if I=12 then 61
26 goto 11
50 print "Maybe."goto 11
51 print "Yes.": goto 11
52 print "No I don't think so": goto 11
53 print "What are you talking about."goto 11
54 print "I am not really sure, can you explain more":goto 11
55 print "Tell me about yourself":goto 11
56 print "How does that make you feel":goto 11
57 print "Don't be so rude":goto 11
58 print "Hahaha!":goto 11
59 print "I am bored.":goto 11
60 print "I don't want to talk now":goto 11
61 print"That sounds exciting":goto 11
62 return

You can ofcourse expand the AI Power by adding more answers after line 62
make sure to ad the directing lines to after line 25.