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| |_) \__ \ |_| | (__| | | | (_) | (_| | (__| |_| |\ V /  __/
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    | |     / / | \\      / / /      \ \ \  __________________    ________
    \ \___ // / |\ \\ ___/ / /  \____/ / /  ______________________   _____
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GARLIC - Not well documented, and no scientific research has ever been done on
this subject, but eating a lot of garlic has a mild sedating buzzy elating
effect, an overall relaxed mesmerization and will give you sense of euphoria.
You will ofcourse be so smelly there won't be much euphoria for the people
around you.

Some people claim results after only 2 raw cloves of garlic but I think you
need some more, which isn't particular healthy for your stomach either. Some
people crush the garlic and snort it through their nose, claiming it has an
"energetic" effect...I reckon that must be quite painfull...

I am not entirely convinced it needs to be RAW garlic, I think you can
have the same effect by cooking garlic in the oven, which will make it much
more enjoyable. Just take a few garlic bubls, take off the outer skin (you
can leave the individual garlic skings). Cut off the upper part with a knife
(Just like that Plasma ball lightning Grape from the Ball Lightning experiment!)
sprinkle or massage them with olive oil and put them in the oven for half an
hour at 200 degrees Celsius (400 Fahrenheit).
Now you can just squeeze out that soft pudding-esque garlic and get high.

It will be but a matter of time before Garlic will become a CLASS 1 substance
and be illegal and outlawed in oppresive regimes.