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COOL MOVIES & DOCUMENTARIES TO WATCH...

In this idiosyncratic world it seems to be a barren desert for good movies.
Most films today are made for people with an IQ lower then 100 (which is
probably  most of the population especially in Holland were caucasian low  
class white people inbreeding is resulting in deepfried cheesebrain beings)

Will we ever conquer the galaxy if grown up men are watching Transformers 2
or Jackass 2532 babies in foodprocessors? Don't worry the Order of The
Shadow Wolf will guide you through this barren desert of culture and give
you some good movie tips:

Rating system:

* = waste of your time
** = if you are really bored the first 5 minutes might entertain you
*** = Ok, nothing special
**** = Good
***** = Brilliant

CANNIBAL MAN (La semana del asesino)
1973 Spain, dir. Eloy de la Iglesia
superfreaky dreamy early 70s spanish art house thriller (not at all
a cheap slasher gore flick as they try to exploit it under using the
CANNIBAL MAN name!). A friendly honest man kills a taxi driver by accident.
From here he descends into a spiral of carnage and a strange sensual laden
friendship with his neighbor. Add to that a brooding desperation feel of
the  last days of the Franco dictatorship and sinister camera work…you
can almost smell the sweat and feel the heath from the screen!
*****
(Trollius Magnus-Basketcase)

THE TENANT
1976 USA dir. Roman Polanski
This was the third movie in Polanski's "apartment" trilogy (Repulsion
and Rosemary's baby are the other two). This one is pretty unknown for some
reason but its hell of GOOD. Starting almost as a light romcom with Polanski
himself as the clumsy awkward mousy Trelkovsky renting a new appartment in
Paris. He soon finds out that the previous owner (Egyptologist Simone Choule)
tried  to commit suicide and is acutally still alive in the hospital. From
here it unfolds into one of the scariest brooding movies ever made about
mental disintegration. Made extra intense with the sublime soundtrack by
Phillipe Sarde. For me - this IS polanski's ultimate MASTERPIECE!
Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmhIMbdecEU
*****
(MYSTER E.MALIK)

WOODCHIPPER MASSACRE
1989 USA dir. John McBride
Shot on a budget of 400$ on Super VHS this actually made the video rental
distribution in the early 1990s. Considered to be a "Z-movie" (the
lowest denominator type of movie, no-budget and qualities lower then
B and C movies) its actually a surprisingly fun and bareable to watch.
This is mostly due to the fun characters and overall "jovial" atmosphere.
Three kids have to stay at home while their dad goes on a business trip.
Their aunt, a religious mean extremist is babysitting them under a strict
authoritarian rule. Fortunately there is a brand new Woodchipper in the
garden...!!! The soundtrack is made by Jon McBride himself on a cheap
homekeyboard like it should!
Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S38EhEUOHIY
*** 1/2
(S.Hadow Wolf)