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Contents
1 On the Seventh Day, God Rested and Liberals Schemed 2 The Passion of the Liberal: Thou Shalt Not Punish the Perp 3 The Martyr: Willie Horton
4 The Holiest Sacrament: Abortion
5 Liberals' Doctrine of Infallibility: Sobbing Hysterical Women 6 The Liberal Priesthood: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Teacher 7 The Left's War on Science: Burning Books to Advance "Science"
8 The Creation Myth: On the Sixth Day, God Created Fruit Flies 9 Proof for How the Walkman Evolved into the iPod by Random Mutation
10 The Scientific Method of Stoning and Burning
11 The Aped Crusader
Notes
Acknowledgments
Index
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ON THE SEVENTH DAY,
GOD RESTED AND