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                           A BOOK OF

 

                     EPIGRAMS

 

                                 GATHERED BY

 

                     Ralph A. Lyon

 

                           EVANSTON

 

                     William S. Lord

 

                     1902

 

           

 

                           EPIGRAMS

 

           

 

                           POETRY

 

                She comes like the hushed beauty of the night,

 

      But sees too deep for laughter;

 

    Her touch is a vibration and a light

 

      From worlds before and after.

 

                           [Charles E. Markham

 

           

 

                           POETRY

 

                Poetry? Can I define it, you inquire?

 

      Yes; by your pleasure,

 

    Poetry is Thought, in princeliest attire,

 

      Treading a measure.

 

                           [Duffield Osborne

 

           

 

                           THE YEAR'S MINSTRELSY

 

                Spring, the low prelude of a lordlier song;

 

      Summer, a music without hint of death:

 

    Autumn, a cadence lingeringly long:

 

      Winter, a pause;—the Minstrel-Year takes breath.

 

                           [William Watson

 

           

 

                           THE SUN

 

                All the World's bravery that delights our eyes,

 

    Is but thy several liveries;

 

    Thou the rich dye on them bestow'st,

 

    Thy nimble Pencil paints this landscape as thou go'st.

 

                           [Abraham Cowley

 

           

 

                           FAREWELL

 

                I strove with none, for none was worth my strife.

 

      Nature I loved, and next to nature, art.

 

    I warm'd both hands before the fire of life:

 

      It sinks; and I am ready to depart.

 

                           [Walter Savage Landor

 

           

 

                           LIFE

 

                As a shaft that is sped from a bow unseen to an unseen mark,

 

    As a bird that gleams in the firelight, and hurries from dark to dark,

 

    As the face of the stranger who smiled as we passed in the crowded

 

              street,—

 

    Our life is a glimmer, a flutter, a memory, fading, yet sweet!

 

                           [William Cranston Lawton

 

           

 

                       EPIGRAM ON THE DEATH OF EDWARD FORBES.

 

                Nature, a jealous mistress, laid him low.

 

      He woo'd and won her; and, by love made bold,

 

    She showed him more than mortal man should know,

 

      Then slew him lest her secret should be told.

 

                           [Sydney Dobell

 

           

 

                           ON LONGFELLOW'S DEATH

 

                No puissant singer he, whose silence grieves

 

      To-day the great West's tender heart and strong;

 

    No singer vast of voice: yet one who leaves

 

      His native air the sweeter for his song.

 

                           [William Watson

 

           

 

                           DANIEL WEBSTER

 

                We have no high cathedral for his rest,

 

      Dim with proud banners and the dust of years;

 

    All we can give him is New England's breast

 

      To lay his head on—and his country's tears.

 

                           [Thomas William Parsons

 

           

 

                           EUGENE FIELD

 

                Fades his calm face beyond our mortal ken,

 

      Lost in the light of lovelier realms above;

 

    He left sweet memories in the hearts of men

 

      And climbed to God on little children's love.

 

                           [Frank L. Stanton

 

           

 

                           THE DEBTOR CHRIST

 

                           Quid Mihi Et Tibi

 

                What, woman, is my debt to thee,

 

      That I should not deny

 

    The boon thou dost demand of me?

 

      “I gave thee power to die.”

 

                           [John B. Tabb

 

           

 

                           TWO SPIRITS

 

                A spirit above and a spirit below,

 

    A spirit of joy and a spirit of woe;

 

    The spirit above is the spirit divine,

 

    The spirit below is the spirit of wine.

 

                           [Anonymous

 

           

 

                           ON A SUN-DIAL

 

                With warning hand I mark Time's rapid flight

 

    From life's glad morning to its solemn night;

 

    Yet, through the dear God's love, I also show

 

    There's Light above me by the Shade below.

 

                           [John Greenleaf Whittier

 

           

 

                           BORROWING

 

                           From the French

 

                Some of your hurts you have cured,

 

    And the sharpest you still have survived,

 

    But what torments of grief you endured

 

    From evils which never arrived!

 

                           [Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

           

 

                           YOUTH

 

                The Tear, down Childhood's cheek that flows,

 

    Is like the dew-drop on the Rose;

 

    When next the Summer breeze comes by,

 

    And waves the bush, the Flower is dry.

 

                           [Sir Walter Scott

 

           

 

                           MY TROUBLES

 

                I wrote down my troubles every day;

 

      And after a few short years,

 

    When I turned to the heartaches passed away,

 

      I read them with smiles, not tears.

 

                           [John Boyle O'Reilly

 

           

 

                           SENSIBILITY

 

                The soul of Music slumbers in the shell,

 

    Till waked and kindled by the Master's spell;

 

    And feeling Hearts—touch them but lightly—pour

 

    A thousand melodies unheard before!

 

                           [Samuel Rogers

 

           

 

                           IS LOVE SO BLIND

 

                The records of ancient times declare

 

      That hapless Love is blind,

 

    Yet many's the virtue, sweet and rare,

 

      That only Love can find.

 

                           [Henry W. Allport

 

           

 

                           SYMPATHY

 

                What gem hath dropp'd and sparkles o'er his chain?

 

    The Tear most sacred, shed for other's pain,

 

    That starts at once—bright—pure—from Pity's mine,

 

    Already polish'd by the Hand Divine.

 

                           [Lord Byron

 

           

 

                           GRIEF

 

                What cannot be preserved when Fortune takes,

 

    Patience her injury a mockery makes.

 

    The robb'd, that smiles, steals something from the Thief;

 

    He robs himself, that spend a bootless Grief.

 

                           [William Shakespeare

 

           

 

                           OPPORTUNITY

 

                It is a hag whom Life denies his kiss

 

      As he rides questward in knight-errant wise;

 

    Only when he hath passed her is it his

 

      To know too late the Fairy in disguise.

 

                           [Madison Cawein

 

           

 

                           COMPETITION

 

                The race is won! As victor I am hailed

 

      With deafening cheers from eager throats; and yet

 

      Gladder the victory could I forget

 

    The strained, white faces of the men who failed.

 

                           [Julia Shayer

 

           

 

                           SLANDER

 

                Oh! many a shaft, at random sent,

 

    Finds mark the archer little meant;

 

    And many a Word, at random spoken,

 

    May soothe or wound a Heart that's broken.

 

                           [Sir Walter Scott

 

           

 

                           VICE

 

                Vice is a monster of so frightful mien,

 

    As to be hated needs but to be seen;

 

    Yet seen too oft, familiar with her face,

 

    We first endure, then pity, then embrace.

 

                           [Alexander Pope

 

           

 

                           TALKING

 

                Words learn'd by rote, a Parrot may rehearse,

 

    But talking is not always to converse;

 

    Not more distinct from Harmony divine,

 

    The constant creaking of a Country Sign.

 

                           [William Cowper

 

           

 

                           THINKERS, PAST AND PRESENT

 

                God, by the earlier sceptic, was exiled;

 

    The later is more lenient grown and mild:

 

    He sanctions God, provided you agree

 

    To any other other name for deity.

 

                           [William Watson

 

           

 

                           THE COOK WELL DONE

 

                Why call me a bloodthirsty, gluttonous sinner

 

      For pounding my chef when my peace he subverts?

 

    If I can't thrash my cook when he gets a poor dinner,

 

      Pray how shall the scamp ever get his desserts?

 

                           [Martial

 

           

 

                           “U” AND “I”

 

                The difference between you and me

 

      Is this, dear—more's the pity—

 

    You're summering in the mountains,

 

      I'm simmering in the city!

 

                           [Ogden Ward

 

           

 

                           THE FIVE DOUBLE U'S

 

                Winsomeness, wardrobe, words of eloquence,

 

    Wisdom, and wealth, bring men to consequence.

 

    That's something which a man in vain pursues

 

    Who is not blest with these five w's.[1]

 

                           [From the Sanskrit (Tr. by Chas. R. Lanman)

 

      [1]The Sanskrit word for each of these five things begins with w.

 

           

 

                           WEALTH

 

                Can wealth give Happiness? look round, and see

 

    What gay distress! what splendid misery!

 

    Whatever Fortune lavishly can pour,

 

    The mind annihilates, and calls for more.

 

                           [Edward Young

 

           

 

                           EQUITY—?

 

                The meanest man I ever saw

 

    Allus kep' inside o' the law;

 

    And ten-times better fellers I've knowed

 

    The blame gran' jury's sent over the road.

 

                           [James Whitcomb Riley

 

           

 

                           A WHOLLY UNSCHOLASTIC OPINION

 

                Plain hoss-sense in poetry-writin'

 

    Would jest knock sentiment a-kitin'!

 

    Mostly poets is all star-gazing'

 

    And moanin' and groanin' and paraphrasin'!

 

                           [James Whitcomb Riley

 

           

 

                           GOLDEN ROD

 

                It is the twilight of the year

 

      And through her wondrous wide abode

 

    The autumn goes, all silently,

 

      To light her lamps along the road.

 

                           [Charles Hanson Towne

 

           

 

                           GRACE

 

                Thou canst not move thy staff in air,

 

      Or dip thy paddle in the lake,

 

    But it carves the bow of beauty there,

 

      And the ripples in rhyme the oar forsake.

 

                           [Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

           

 

                           FROM THE FRENCH

 

                Says Marmontel, The secret's mine

 

    Of Racine's art-of-verse divine.

 

    To do thee justice, Marmontel,

 

    Never was secret kept so well.

 

                           [William Watson

 

           

 

                           TWO POETS

 

                A peacock's-tail-like splendour hath this Muse,

 

    With eyes that see not throng'd, and gorgeous hues.

 

    The swan's white grace that other wears instead,

 

    Stately with stem-like throat and flower-like head.

 

                           [William Watson

 

           

 

                           TOMORROW

 

                'Tis so far fetch'd, this morrow, that I fear

 

    'Twill be both very old and very dear.

 

    Tomorrow I will live, the fool doth say,

 

    Why e'en to-day's too late, the wise lived yesterday.

 

                           [Anonymous

 

           

 

                           QUATRAIN

 

                Fear not the menace of the By-and-by;

 

    To-day is ours, tomorrow Fate must give;

 

    Stretch out your hands and eat, although ye die—

 

    Better to die than never once to live.

 

                           [Richard Hovey

 

           

 

                           ON MODERN STATESMEN

 

                Midas, they say, possess'd the art of old,

 

    Of turning whatso'er he touch'd to gold.

 

    This modern statesmen can reverse with ease;

 

    Touch them with gold, they'll turn to what you please.

 

                           [Anonymous

 

           

 

                           ON FOLLY

 

                The world of fools has such a store,

 

      That he who would not see an ass

 

    Must bide at home and bolt his door,

 

      And break his looking-glass.

 

                           [From the French of La Monnoye

 

           

 

                           ON THE ENBANKMENT

 

                The impassive stony Sphinx kissed by the amorous moon;

 

    The little coster-girl, a Covent Garden rose;

 

    Three thousand years apart! And yet alike for once in this—

 

    Tonight, each has a secret she will not disclose.

 

                           [William Theodore Peters

 

           

 

                           LOVE

 

                That happy minglement of Hearts,

 

      Where, changed as chemic compounds are,

 

    Each with its own Existence parts,

 

      To find a new one, happier far!

 

                           [Thomas Moore

 

           

 

                           LOVE

 

                A mighty Pain to Love it is,

 

    And 'tis a Pain that Pain to miss;

 

    But of all Pains, the greatest Pain

 

    It is to Love, and Love in vain.

 

                           [Abraham Cowley

 

           

 

                           ON WOMEN AND HYMEN

 

                Whether tall men, or short men, are best,

 

      Or bold men, or modest and shy men,

 

    I can't say, but I this can protest,

 

      All the fair are in favour of Hy-men.

 

                           [Anonymous

 

           

 

                           PETER AND HIS WIFE

 

                After such years of dissension and strife,

 

    Some wonder that Peter should weep for his wife;

 

    But his tears on her grave are nothing surprising,—

 

    He's laying her dust, for fear of its rising.

 

                           [Thomas Hood

 

           

 

                           WHICH WAY DID HE GO?

 

                           (An Obituary)

 

                His earthly warfare now is o'er

 

      And closed his life sublime;

 

    From this cold world he vanished for

 

      A brighter, warmer clime.

 

                           [Frank L. Stanton

 

           

 

                           WAR'S GLORIOUS ART

 

                One to destroy is murder by the law,

 

    And gibbets keep the lifted hand in awe:

 

    To murder thousands takes a spacious name,

 

    War's Glorious art, and gives immortal Fame.

 

                           [Edward Young

 

           

 

                           ETERNITY

 

                The One remains, the many change and pass;

 

    Heaven's light forever shines, Earth's shadows fly;

 

    Life, like a dome of many-coloured glass,

 

    Stains the white radiance of Eternity.

 

                           [Percy Bysshe Shelley