(C) Daily Kos This story was originally published by Daily Kos and is unaltered. . . . . . . . . . . How To Make Fun Of Scott Baio [1] ['Matt Cohen', 'Wafflehacker Aka Joshhacks', 'Greg Dworkin'] Date: 2026-10-12 How To Make Fun Of Scott Baio If you’ve been making fun of Scott Baio by calling him a has-been, you’ve been doing it wrong. He may not be doing much right now, but he’s kind of had an amazing career to date. He made his professional debut playing the title character in a film opposite Jodi Foster. As a series regular, he was on five seasons of Happy Days, two seasons of Diagnosis Murder, five seasons of Charles In Charge, and three seasons of See Dad Run. Calling him “Chachi” isn’t a sick burn; it’s just reminding people of his greatest accomplishment. Focus on the things he’s done that deserve to be ridiculed: Don’t mock Scott Baio for starring in the teen sex comedy Zapped. mock Scott Baio for starring in the teen sex comedy Zapped. Do mock him for being the sort of guy who still thinks that Zapped was a good movie whereas normal people now see it as a celebration of committing sex crimes as a cool form of revenge. mock him for being the sort of guy who still thinks that Zapped was a good movie whereas normal people now see it as a celebration of committing sex crimes as a cool form of revenge. Don’t make fun of Scott Baio for having been on Joanie Loves Chachi in 1982 when he should have known better. make fun of Scott Baio for having been on Joanie Loves Chachi in 1982 when he should have known better. Do make fun of Scott Baio for having been at the Republican National Convention in 2016 when he should have known better. How To Make Fun Of Dean Cain Sure, it would be easy — and maybe even fun — to mock his performance as Superman by calling him “The Man Of Stiff” or by pointing out that he was “able to leap tall buildings in a single expression.” But honestly, his work on Lois & Clark wasn’t that bad (even though Teri Hatcher had to do the real heavy lifting.) Instead, make fun of him for being proud of being unteachable. Wonder out loud how he could play Superman for four seasons without learning anything about what Superman stood for. Point out that lessons of empathy, compassion, and respect bounced off of his chest like it was made of steel. How To Make Fun Of Kevin Sorbo Despite what Ricky Gervais says, you are entitled to have opinions when you are famous. You are also entitled to have opinions when you are no longer famous. Even though Kevin Sorbo’s career never reached the heights of Scott Baio’s career, neither Sorbo’s past successes nor his current professional disappointments in any way disqualify him from having the right to express thoughts about politics, society, or religion that are all dumber than Sisyphus’s boulder. If you want to go after Sorbo, Don’t call him “Dollar Store Dean Cain.” Don’t tell him that “more people recognize Tate Donovan for playing Hercules than you… and his Hercules was animated!” Just say that he can’t fight monsters any more, so now he spends his days fighting straw men versions of what he’d like to believe that atheists and progressives believe. How To Make Fun Of Sarah Huckabee Sanders Don’t insult her looks. Nobody cares whether or not you want to have sex with Sarah Huckabee Sanders (or any other woman for that matter.) The world doesn’t revolve around your junk. It’s not her job to make you horny. If you don’t find her attractive, that doesn’t reflect on her value as a human being. The only appropriate way to make fun of her looks is to say “You look like that Governor who gleefully cut back on restrictions against child labor.” Because that was her and she looks just like herself. How To Make Fun Of Kirk Cameron Don’t say “Who is Kirk Cameron?” You know darn well who he is. If you didn’t, you wouldn’t be talking about him. Besides, Kirk Cameron isn’t even pretending to be famous. He’s not asking anybody to listen to him because he was on that TV show they used to watch. No, he’s rolling up his sleeves and fighting for the terrible things he believes in. Any jerk can spew their bad takes on Twitter, but Kirk Cameron is traveling the country and working hard to change the world for the worse. He’s writing children’s books to indoctrinate kids against “CRT.” He’s teaching preschoolers that Pride month is “dangerous.” He’s badgering librarians. He even helped to get a librarian fired for not embracing his bigoted book tour. In short, Kirk Cameron is hustling while guys like Scott Baio are just sitting at home and shooting their mouth off on Twitter. Speaking of which… How To Make Fun Of Scott Baio… Again What happened to your work ethic, Scott? Charles In Charge made you soft. [END] --- [1] Url: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2026/10/12/800111557/community/how-to-make-fun-of-scott-baio/ Published and (C) by Daily Kos Content appears here under this condition or license: Site content may be used for any purpose without permission unless otherwise specified. via Magical.Fish Gopher News Feeds: gopher://magical.fish/1/feeds/news/dailykos/